"So how are you doing?" Ginny asks
"Pretty good. I've got detention the last week of school though." You say.
"Let me guess, you were daydreaming about cars in Snape's class again."
"Yeah, so... You know me too well."
You and Ginny reach the lunchroom. You both sit in your usual seats.
"So what's been going on?" You ask
"Nothing much I've been taking finals and studying for more finals. I'll tell you what 7th year is no walk in the park. Sometimes I wish I was still in my normal years with my proper age group."
"I don't think you would." You say with a grin
"Why" Ginny says and gives you a questioning look
"Then you wouldn't be able to copy Hermiones homework."
By then you two were done eating and were heading to your next class.
"So do you like the Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher?" you ask.
"Professor Shitalot, eh... he's o.k."
"I like his name though." You say. "Shitalot, Shitalot, Shitalot. It's so fun!"
"Yeah here we are, looks like were early."
You and Ginny walk in. There was Professor Shitalot on the ground trying to fight a boggart, which was in the form of a toilet.
"R-r-r-, NOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed. Now a copy of him was on the toilet looking quite constipated.
You walk in the room and the boggart changes into a blob of man- eating acid. "Riddikulus!" You yell. The blob turns around in horror and there behind it were 4 cats with hair flying toward it like a magnet. The cats disappeared and the blob was a mess of hair. Both you and Ginny broke out in laughter and the boggart blew up. You go up to Shitalot and lift him up. He was rocking back and forth on the ground crying.
"Not the toilet, not the toilet, not the toilet." He kept on saying that and rocking.
"Ginny could you get the nurse?" You ask
"Yeah"
You go to the professor's desk and find the Metamucil fiber boost. You find a syringe and fill it up with Metamucil. You tick it in the constipated professor's arm. Just then Madam Pomphrey comes in.
"Good job (your first name). You know just what he needed. I'll contact the headmaster. There will be no Defense Against The Dark Arts today. You will have a period off." She said.
"Pretty good. I've got detention the last week of school though." You say.
"Let me guess, you were daydreaming about cars in Snape's class again."
"Yeah, so... You know me too well."
You and Ginny reach the lunchroom. You both sit in your usual seats.
"So what's been going on?" You ask
"Nothing much I've been taking finals and studying for more finals. I'll tell you what 7th year is no walk in the park. Sometimes I wish I was still in my normal years with my proper age group."
"I don't think you would." You say with a grin
"Why" Ginny says and gives you a questioning look
"Then you wouldn't be able to copy Hermiones homework."
By then you two were done eating and were heading to your next class.
"So do you like the Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher?" you ask.
"Professor Shitalot, eh... he's o.k."
"I like his name though." You say. "Shitalot, Shitalot, Shitalot. It's so fun!"
"Yeah here we are, looks like were early."
You and Ginny walk in. There was Professor Shitalot on the ground trying to fight a boggart, which was in the form of a toilet.
"R-r-r-, NOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed. Now a copy of him was on the toilet looking quite constipated.
You walk in the room and the boggart changes into a blob of man- eating acid. "Riddikulus!" You yell. The blob turns around in horror and there behind it were 4 cats with hair flying toward it like a magnet. The cats disappeared and the blob was a mess of hair. Both you and Ginny broke out in laughter and the boggart blew up. You go up to Shitalot and lift him up. He was rocking back and forth on the ground crying.
"Not the toilet, not the toilet, not the toilet." He kept on saying that and rocking.
"Ginny could you get the nurse?" You ask
"Yeah"
You go to the professor's desk and find the Metamucil fiber boost. You find a syringe and fill it up with Metamucil. You tick it in the constipated professor's arm. Just then Madam Pomphrey comes in.
"Good job (your first name). You know just what he needed. I'll contact the headmaster. There will be no Defense Against The Dark Arts today. You will have a period off." She said.