Okay dudes, little interlude coz I'm a little bored of the drama (just a little) I gonna do a little skit thing with the characters of Rurouni Kenshin and some other anime. START!! BTW, I'm just gonna add chibi to their names the first time the appear so that you get the point #
Chibi Kenshin walks with Chibi Kaoru and Chibi Sano down a dirt path. They look left, they look right, but they don't look up. Four laughs echo through the woods. Then, Chibi Hiei, Chibi Vegeta, Chibi Sesshie, and Chibi Nightmare hop down and draw their weapons. Nightmare has an oar, Hiei has a bokutô, Sesshie has a mini version of Tokijin, and Vegeta has a baseball bat.
Sano: …
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: What's goin' on!? XD
Nightmare: Ha! Give me your bowls!
Kenshin: Cap'n Crunch or Fruit Loops?
Nightmare: Fruit Loops would be fine-
Hiei: You're supposed to ask for 'souls' not 'bowls' you dumbass.
Nightmare: pouts Look who's talking, mofo.
Hiei: Bitch.
Nightmare: You wear dresses and hang around in bars!
Hiei: You're mother was a cross dresser!
Nightmare: Bastard
Hiei: Fruitcake-
Sesshie: Oh gawd, he said the word.
Hiei: What word? 'Fruitcake'
Sesshie: He said it again!
Nightmare: What word?
Sesshie: The word that you're not supposed to say!
Vegeta: Would that word happen to be fruitcake?
Sesshie: YOU JUST SAID THE WORD!!!! .
Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: What's a fruitcake? And why do you keep saying 'Oro?'
Sesshie: YOU MORTALS SAID IT TOO MANY TIMES!!!!!
All but Sesshie and Kaoru: What? 'Fruitcake' ?
Kaoru: Oh dear.
YLS pops out of nowhere with a chainsaw, red eyes, dagger teeth, and an insane grin
YLS: WHO CALLED ME A FRUITCAKE!?!?!?
Sesshie: You mortal-human-wench-thing.
Kaoru: What do you want immortal-demonic-dog-thing?
Sesshie: That was your cue to leave.
Kaoru: Oh. Okay. drags Kenshin away
YLS: I REFUSE TO BE CALLED A FRUITCAKE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! slices everyone but Sesshie to bits
Sesshie: -- …I'm goin' out to buy saké. Wanna come?
YLS: Sure -
SesshouYasha: Hey wait for me!!
YLS: Where have you been?
sees flames, darkness and (this especially) chainsaw then sweatdrops
SesshouYasha: Looking for saké money?
YLS: …good enough
everyone leaves, buys saké, and gets drunk
YLS: # Ooh…that's good stuff…
SesshouYasha: belch dies
YLS and Sesshie stare at corpse then at each other.
Sesshie: I refuse to allow you to eat a filthy dirty hanyou. It's unsanitary and very wrong!
YLS: whining At least let me chop her to bits!
Sesshie: Why don't we go see if those two mortals want to have a drinking contest…I believe they are called… Cow-poo and Ken's-hen-
YLS: KAORU AND KENSHIN! YAAY! PARTY! SAKÉ PARTY!
At that moment, Kenshin and Kaoru walk into the bar
YLS: Yay! Come on, we're having a saké party!
Kenshin: Oro?
Sesshie grabs a bottle of the good stuff and shoves it down Kenshin's throat. He turns to do the same to Kaoru but she snatches it from him and chugs it.
Then out of nowhere, two spaceship thingies come down.
Chibi Spike: I don't even know why we're here grumble
Chibi Faye: Free wine you idiot!
So everyone has a party, gets drunk, has a hangover the next day and goes on with their merry lives!
THE END!!!!
Chibi Kenshin walks with Chibi Kaoru and Chibi Sano down a dirt path. They look left, they look right, but they don't look up. Four laughs echo through the woods. Then, Chibi Hiei, Chibi Vegeta, Chibi Sesshie, and Chibi Nightmare hop down and draw their weapons. Nightmare has an oar, Hiei has a bokutô, Sesshie has a mini version of Tokijin, and Vegeta has a baseball bat.
Sano: …
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: What's goin' on!? XD
Nightmare: Ha! Give me your bowls!
Kenshin: Cap'n Crunch or Fruit Loops?
Nightmare: Fruit Loops would be fine-
Hiei: You're supposed to ask for 'souls' not 'bowls' you dumbass.
Nightmare: pouts Look who's talking, mofo.
Hiei: Bitch.
Nightmare: You wear dresses and hang around in bars!
Hiei: You're mother was a cross dresser!
Nightmare: Bastard
Hiei: Fruitcake-
Sesshie: Oh gawd, he said the word.
Hiei: What word? 'Fruitcake'
Sesshie: He said it again!
Nightmare: What word?
Sesshie: The word that you're not supposed to say!
Vegeta: Would that word happen to be fruitcake?
Sesshie: YOU JUST SAID THE WORD!!!! .
Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: What's a fruitcake? And why do you keep saying 'Oro?'
Sesshie: YOU MORTALS SAID IT TOO MANY TIMES!!!!!
All but Sesshie and Kaoru: What? 'Fruitcake' ?
Kaoru: Oh dear.
YLS pops out of nowhere with a chainsaw, red eyes, dagger teeth, and an insane grin
YLS: WHO CALLED ME A FRUITCAKE!?!?!?
Sesshie: You mortal-human-wench-thing.
Kaoru: What do you want immortal-demonic-dog-thing?
Sesshie: That was your cue to leave.
Kaoru: Oh. Okay. drags Kenshin away
YLS: I REFUSE TO BE CALLED A FRUITCAKE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! slices everyone but Sesshie to bits
Sesshie: -- …I'm goin' out to buy saké. Wanna come?
YLS: Sure -
SesshouYasha: Hey wait for me!!
YLS: Where have you been?
sees flames, darkness and (this especially) chainsaw then sweatdrops
SesshouYasha: Looking for saké money?
YLS: …good enough
everyone leaves, buys saké, and gets drunk
YLS: # Ooh…that's good stuff…
SesshouYasha: belch dies
YLS and Sesshie stare at corpse then at each other.
Sesshie: I refuse to allow you to eat a filthy dirty hanyou. It's unsanitary and very wrong!
YLS: whining At least let me chop her to bits!
Sesshie: Why don't we go see if those two mortals want to have a drinking contest…I believe they are called… Cow-poo and Ken's-hen-
YLS: KAORU AND KENSHIN! YAAY! PARTY! SAKÉ PARTY!
At that moment, Kenshin and Kaoru walk into the bar
YLS: Yay! Come on, we're having a saké party!
Kenshin: Oro?
Sesshie grabs a bottle of the good stuff and shoves it down Kenshin's throat. He turns to do the same to Kaoru but she snatches it from him and chugs it.
Then out of nowhere, two spaceship thingies come down.
Chibi Spike: I don't even know why we're here grumble
Chibi Faye: Free wine you idiot!
So everyone has a party, gets drunk, has a hangover the next day and goes on with their merry lives!
THE END!!!!