I do not own the Teen Titans or E-Bay please don't sue but, I do own the people I create.
?????: Hello readers and writers a like. I am an anonymous writer.
Alice: No you're not.
?????: Of course I am, as you can see I put question marks were my name is.
Alice: Yeah but you forgot to put your pen name
?????. No Wit: Crap! Well now you know that my name is No Wit and my friend I am conversing is Alice my celibate concubine.
Alice: Yes his celi- what did you call me!
No Wit: Well I did buy you on E-Bay for certain 'purposes' until I found out that you and I will quote 'I don't give it up for just any one'.
Alice: Well you were to busy thinking with your pants to realize that there was fine print!
No Wit: I ought to send you back to the slave trader who brought you here!
Alice: You won't make it to the phone. As she sneaks up behind him and beats him over the head with a baseball bat.
Alice: No Wit is temporarily out of commission so on with the story.
It was night and the car broke down on the side of the road. My mom was a little worried but dad suggested that it was just a mere walk to get back home so we walked home. My dad was a brave and strong man he had pride like no one else. He was tall and had blond hair and green eyes he wore a fedora every were he went and his name was Kenji Ichijoji. My mom was feisty and took no crap, though when you were down her mere presence made you feel safe. She had dark pink hair, green eyes, and her name was Arisa. And in- between them was a happy little 5 year old with out a care in the world. As they turned a corner a group of men behind them followed. My mom began to quicken the pace of their walking. "Mom can we slow down" the boy asked "I am sorry son" and she picked him up.
The family walked faster and faster till one of the guys said, "stop or I'll shoot you." Kenji turned around and said, "we will give you are money just don't hurt us." The men ushered them in to the ally. Then Kenji turned around and tried to charge the men but after beating down a couple of men one of them shot him. Arisa tried to get out but one of the men on the ground grabbed her ankle and she fell to the ground the fell out of her arms. The kid got up to see the men ripping her blouse and getting on top of her. A person from behind hit him in the back of the head with a black jack then all he could see was darkness.
No Wit recovers from his beating.
No Wit: Ow why did you do that.
Alice: Never insult a woman with out the consequences.
No Wit: I am still going to do it.
Alice: Then how about you pay in advance. Alice picks bat back up and continues to beat him. No Wit: Well I won't be wake for a wile but send reviews.
Authors Note Did you like it? I couldn't bring in the Teen Titans because I needed back- story but I will include them in later chapters. I don't think I did well with this chapter because my thoughts got a little jumbled. And the guy who said 'stop or I'll shoot' was Brad Pitt; he was delighted to make a cameo as one of the guys. So if any one wants to have you or any celibs say any thing in the story send them in your reviews. – No Wit