-Commercial- ~~~~~ok- not like you were expecting this, but here is a commercial so that you can take a break from our regularly planned story. ~~~~~~~ Check out this story- TO KILL A MOCKING TURD!

.. Harry... Swam into... A DEAD cow...

Okay- back to our Commercial The Bean Man- By Manson. There was once a man, he was a bean. This made his very angry, and when he got angry.. HE WOULD FRY! He didn't want to fry. but alas, he would. One day, Bean Man ran into a rock. "Damnit!" he cried, "Fucking rock! Go burn in rock hell you ass wad!!!!" Bean Man ESPLODED! No, not exploded, ESPLODED!!!!! It was horrible; there was bean man all over the place. BUT HARK! A stranger with a fork walked by and placed Bean Man securely into his stomach, where Bean Man peacefully sizzled in stomach acid. The End!

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written and produced by (V)anson.
Directed by (V)anson