C-Aries: No!!! I refuse to say it!!! Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Random Lawyer: Say it or I'll sue you for all you've got.
C-Aries: Fine. Like I have any money anyway. *death glare*
Random Lawyer: Yes you do. Not much. But I'm a poor bastard who needs the money for the ceramic piggy-bank at Wal-Mart.
C-Aries: I hate Wally World.
Random Lawyer: WHAT?! Ahem. *strangling Aries*
C-Aries: *choke* Need *cough* Oxygen...*choke*
Random Lawyer: Then say it.
C-Aries: Fine *cough* I don't own Inu-Yasha. Now get off o' me ya stupid old hag!!!
Random Lawyer: What else?
C-Aries: *choke* and...*cough* Wal-Mart doesn't suck. NOW GET OFF ME YOU DUMB OLD WOMAN!!!
Random Lawyer: I'm a dude.
C-Aries: Oh. I couldn't tell. And Wal-Mart still sucks. And besides that, this is my first fic so please don't murder me if it's bad ^^ Thanks.
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Key: Person: hi=talking Person: 'hi'=thinking Person: *hi*=action
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~In a clearing~
Girl 1: Shut up. I don't know where the hell we are so don't ask me such dumb-ass questions!!
Girl 2: Umm...there's no such thing as a stupid question.
Girl 1: Yeah there is! That's the most fucking moronic thing I've ever fucking heard.
Girl 3: Shut up. I hear something.
Girl 4: Yeah, I think someone's watching us.
Girl 5: I doubt that.
Girl 1: Me too. Why would somebody want to spy on us? We're just a bunch of girls.
Girl 6: True. But I sense a disturbance in the Force.
Girl 7: Cut the Star Wars!! No one's there!!
Girl 1: Yeah! Watch this!! *throws a shoebox-sized rock at a nearby tree*
Voice: Owww! *"thump" is heard throughout forest*
Girl 1: What the hell?! I hit someone!!!
All girls save #1: *scream*
Girl 7: Aries you dope!!! You hit someone with a ROCK!!!
Aries: And your point? Whoever it was spied on us for who knows how long!!!
Girl 8: Maybe we should go check it out.
Girl 9: no, that's okay! I'll stay here!! You guys go on ahead!!!
Girl 10: Aries! Something moved!!! Ooooooohhh. Squirrel. Pretty, pretty, magic squirrel.
Girl 11: Shut up Sagi.
Girl 12: Hmmm...what should I draw?
Aries: Pisces, put down your pencil. We're all going. You too, Virgo.
Virgo: But I don't want to!! Leo can go instead!!
Aries: Leo's going too.
Leo: Gee, thanks Virgo. VERY happy about that.
Virgo: Whatever. Aquarius! Come on!
Aquarius: Hold on, let me get Gemini and Cancer.
Gemini: Aries, I told you I heard something!!
Cancer: Me too!
Gemini: But SOMEBODY *cough*Capri*cough* denied us!!
Capricorn: Point?
Aries: Point is, let's go.
Capricorn: Sorry Sagi.
Sagittarius: For what?
Capricorn: For making you cry.
Sagittarius: No biggie! I didn't even cry!!
Capricorn: Whatever.
Sagittarius: Hey Aries!!
Aries: What Sagi?
Sagittarius: How come we were all 'girl' at the beginning of the fic?
Aries: Maybe because I'm the author and I didn't want our names in yet.
Sagittarius: Really?!
Aries: No. (A/N: I based this character on myself ^^)
Sagittarius: Oh! Okay!!
~Meanwhile~
Miroku: Ouch. That girl hits way too hard to be human. I can't believe I fell out of a tree!!
Sango: Hey Miroku! What are you doing?! We're about to leave!
Kagome: Hey guys! Come on! We heard another rumor about the jewel!
~back in the clearing~
Taurus: Someone's talking. Can you hear it?
Aries: Yeah. Whoever was spying on us, their name is 'Miroku'.
Sagittarius: Hey Aries!
Aries: Sagi, I'm busy!!! Go away!!
Sagittarius: Okay, but where did you get those ears? They're so cute!!
Taurus: Yeah!! I didn't notice them!!
Libra: Oh my god!! I have to get some!!!!
Aries: What the fuck are you guys talking about?! You make it sound like I suddenly have, I don't know, Inu-Yasha ears or something!!
Taurus: But you do!!
Gemini: Can I touch 'em?
Scorpio: Aries, those ears totally match your outfit!!
All but Scorpio: *sweatdrop*
Aries: Yeah. Sure. A Sesshie T-shirt and jeans. And DOG EARS?!?!?!?! You have GOT to be kidding!! And another thing!! I don't even know where they came from!! I mean, come on! I don't even want ears like Inu-Yasha!!
Gemini: Sooo...Can I touch 'em?
~with the Inu-gang~
Inu-Yasha: *hears his name* What was that? 'Good. More demons means more shards of the Jewel.'
Kagome: Huh?
Inu-Yasha: Demons.
Miroku: Let's go. *gropes Sango*
Sango: PERVERT!!!! *slap*
Miroku: Ouch!!!
~meanwhile~
Gemini: *playing with Aries's ears*
Aries: Get off me Gemini!!
Sagittarius: *holding a squirrel* Squirrel. Pretty squirrel. Shiny squirrel. Crazy rabies-infested cheese covered glassy-eyed man-eating silver squirrel.
Gemini: So Sagi...Where'd you get a chipmunk?
Sagittarius: Squirrelly-squirrel. Scooter-riding obese hamster flavored Atkins Diet mascot squirrel.
Gemini: Riiiiight.
Aries: Okay, everyone stays right here until I get back. 'Kay?
Everyone save Aries: 'Kay.
Aries: *is now walking by herself through the woods, her ears begin to twitch* Who's there?
~with Inu~
Inu-Yasha: There's the demon...wait...I can't smell anything! 'she smells exactly like me!!'
Shippo: I'm Shippo!
"Demon": Shippo? Do I know you from somewhere?
Shippo: I don't know!
Inu-Yasha: *covers Shippo's mouth* Shut up kid!
"Demon": Oh well. Shippo, do you know anyone named "Miroku"?
Miroku: Who is asking?
"Demon": My name is Aries and my friends and I are lost. We were wondering how to get back to Tokyo.
Kagome: Tokyo? How do you know about Tokyo?
Aries: Well, duh! It's like, one of the most famous cities on earth! Get a clue!
Kagome: Wait a minute...what year is it?
Aries: What is this? A time-travel movie? It's 2004.
Kagome: I knew it. Guys, this girl's from the future.
Aries: Huh? Future? This is the present. P-R-E-S-E-N-T. Present. As in, right now.
Kagome: How did you hear that?
Aries: *shrug* Just did.
Inu-Yasha: You're a half demon, aren't you?
Aries: Wh-what?
Inu-Yasha: You know exactly what I mean.
Aries: Hey you!
Inu-Yasha: *points to himself* Me?
Aries: Yeah, you. In the red. What's your name?
Inu-Yasha: Inu-Yasha.
Aries: Okay then. Inu-Yasha, even if I know for a fact that isn't your name, shut up now or I use my sword on you. Your choice.
Inu-Yasha: Bring it on, little wench.
Aries: Fine. Tetsusaiga!!! *pulls out a sword exactly like Tetsusaiga, but it doesn't transform* Huh? What happened?
Inu-Yasha: Why did you call your sword "Tetsusaiga" when I've got the Tetsusaiga right here? *smirk*
Aries: Shut up, dog-boy. This sword has been in my family for generations. There's no way you have the real one. Plus, you're about...sixty-eight years old, am I correct?
Inu-Yasha: Correct. Now, let me show you what my sword can do. Tetsusaiga! *nothing happens* *sweatdrop* What happened?
Aries: Sorry, grandpa. My, uh, your sword isn't working.
Inu-Yasha: *looks at her shirt* Hey, kid, how come you have a picture of Sesshoumaru on your blouse?
Aries: 'Cause he rocks.
Inu-Yasha: No he doesn't.
Aries: Yeah he does. Just not as much as Inu-Yasha. By the way, nice costume, you wannabe.
Inu-Yasha: I am Inu-Yasha!
Aries: Sure you are. He's way cooler than you'll ever be. I bet your girlfriend is that girl there in the Kagome outfit, and she sewed all the rest of your costumes as well. I've made those costumes before myself.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Aries: Anyway, I need to go back and help my friends. 'Geeze, I bet one of them found a way home already.'
Miroku: Wait! Tell me, how did you know my name?
Aries: I heard that girl over there talking to you earlier. *points to Sango*
Miroku: You are very intelligent. Would you consider bearing my child?
Aries: No, you dope! But still, good impression of Miroku.
Miroku: *sweatdrop*
Sango: And just who are you, anyway?
Aries: Me? I'm just your average anime fan girl.
Sango: Anime? What is that?
Kagome: A Japanese cartoon.
Sango: Oh. What is a cartoon?
Kagome & Aries: *sweatdrop*
Aries: I'm, uh...gonna leave now. Thanks for your...help. I think.
Kagome: Wait! If you want to go back to Tokyo, you need to go through the Bone-Eater's Well.
Aries: Feh. Well, that's original, "Kagome".
Kagome: 'Feh?' Well, Kaede's village is that way. *points*
Aries: Ummm...riiiight. I'll be leaving this freak fest now. *walks off*
Shippo: That was strange...
Sango: Inu-Yasha, I think that was your reincarnation.
Miroku: I agree. *gropes Sango*
Sango: PERVERT!!! *hits him hard with the Hiraikotsu*
Miroku: Owww!!!
Sango: Anyway, we should go and meet her friends. They might be our reincarnations.
Kagome: That makes sense.
~with Aries~
Aries: Oh my god!! Sagittarius!!!
Sagittarius: What?
Aries: Your ears!!
Sagittarius: My ears!!
Aries: You have cat ears!!
Sagittarius: I do?! Cool!! Squirrel...
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Random Lawyer: Say it or I'll sue you for all you've got.
C-Aries: Fine. Like I have any money anyway. *death glare*
Random Lawyer: Yes you do. Not much. But I'm a poor bastard who needs the money for the ceramic piggy-bank at Wal-Mart.
C-Aries: I hate Wally World.
Random Lawyer: WHAT?! Ahem. *strangling Aries*
C-Aries: *choke* Need *cough* Oxygen...*choke*
Random Lawyer: Then say it.
C-Aries: Fine *cough* I don't own Inu-Yasha. Now get off o' me ya stupid old hag!!!
Random Lawyer: What else?
C-Aries: *choke* and...*cough* Wal-Mart doesn't suck. NOW GET OFF ME YOU DUMB OLD WOMAN!!!
Random Lawyer: I'm a dude.
C-Aries: Oh. I couldn't tell. And Wal-Mart still sucks. And besides that, this is my first fic so please don't murder me if it's bad ^^ Thanks.
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Key: Person: hi=talking Person: 'hi'=thinking Person: *hi*=action
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~In a clearing~
Girl 1: Shut up. I don't know where the hell we are so don't ask me such dumb-ass questions!!
Girl 2: Umm...there's no such thing as a stupid question.
Girl 1: Yeah there is! That's the most fucking moronic thing I've ever fucking heard.
Girl 3: Shut up. I hear something.
Girl 4: Yeah, I think someone's watching us.
Girl 5: I doubt that.
Girl 1: Me too. Why would somebody want to spy on us? We're just a bunch of girls.
Girl 6: True. But I sense a disturbance in the Force.
Girl 7: Cut the Star Wars!! No one's there!!
Girl 1: Yeah! Watch this!! *throws a shoebox-sized rock at a nearby tree*
Voice: Owww! *"thump" is heard throughout forest*
Girl 1: What the hell?! I hit someone!!!
All girls save #1: *scream*
Girl 7: Aries you dope!!! You hit someone with a ROCK!!!
Aries: And your point? Whoever it was spied on us for who knows how long!!!
Girl 8: Maybe we should go check it out.
Girl 9: no, that's okay! I'll stay here!! You guys go on ahead!!!
Girl 10: Aries! Something moved!!! Ooooooohhh. Squirrel. Pretty, pretty, magic squirrel.
Girl 11: Shut up Sagi.
Girl 12: Hmmm...what should I draw?
Aries: Pisces, put down your pencil. We're all going. You too, Virgo.
Virgo: But I don't want to!! Leo can go instead!!
Aries: Leo's going too.
Leo: Gee, thanks Virgo. VERY happy about that.
Virgo: Whatever. Aquarius! Come on!
Aquarius: Hold on, let me get Gemini and Cancer.
Gemini: Aries, I told you I heard something!!
Cancer: Me too!
Gemini: But SOMEBODY *cough*Capri*cough* denied us!!
Capricorn: Point?
Aries: Point is, let's go.
Capricorn: Sorry Sagi.
Sagittarius: For what?
Capricorn: For making you cry.
Sagittarius: No biggie! I didn't even cry!!
Capricorn: Whatever.
Sagittarius: Hey Aries!!
Aries: What Sagi?
Sagittarius: How come we were all 'girl' at the beginning of the fic?
Aries: Maybe because I'm the author and I didn't want our names in yet.
Sagittarius: Really?!
Aries: No. (A/N: I based this character on myself ^^)
Sagittarius: Oh! Okay!!
~Meanwhile~
Miroku: Ouch. That girl hits way too hard to be human. I can't believe I fell out of a tree!!
Sango: Hey Miroku! What are you doing?! We're about to leave!
Kagome: Hey guys! Come on! We heard another rumor about the jewel!
~back in the clearing~
Taurus: Someone's talking. Can you hear it?
Aries: Yeah. Whoever was spying on us, their name is 'Miroku'.
Sagittarius: Hey Aries!
Aries: Sagi, I'm busy!!! Go away!!
Sagittarius: Okay, but where did you get those ears? They're so cute!!
Taurus: Yeah!! I didn't notice them!!
Libra: Oh my god!! I have to get some!!!!
Aries: What the fuck are you guys talking about?! You make it sound like I suddenly have, I don't know, Inu-Yasha ears or something!!
Taurus: But you do!!
Gemini: Can I touch 'em?
Scorpio: Aries, those ears totally match your outfit!!
All but Scorpio: *sweatdrop*
Aries: Yeah. Sure. A Sesshie T-shirt and jeans. And DOG EARS?!?!?!?! You have GOT to be kidding!! And another thing!! I don't even know where they came from!! I mean, come on! I don't even want ears like Inu-Yasha!!
Gemini: Sooo...Can I touch 'em?
~with the Inu-gang~
Inu-Yasha: *hears his name* What was that? 'Good. More demons means more shards of the Jewel.'
Kagome: Huh?
Inu-Yasha: Demons.
Miroku: Let's go. *gropes Sango*
Sango: PERVERT!!!! *slap*
Miroku: Ouch!!!
~meanwhile~
Gemini: *playing with Aries's ears*
Aries: Get off me Gemini!!
Sagittarius: *holding a squirrel* Squirrel. Pretty squirrel. Shiny squirrel. Crazy rabies-infested cheese covered glassy-eyed man-eating silver squirrel.
Gemini: So Sagi...Where'd you get a chipmunk?
Sagittarius: Squirrelly-squirrel. Scooter-riding obese hamster flavored Atkins Diet mascot squirrel.
Gemini: Riiiiight.
Aries: Okay, everyone stays right here until I get back. 'Kay?
Everyone save Aries: 'Kay.
Aries: *is now walking by herself through the woods, her ears begin to twitch* Who's there?
~with Inu~
Inu-Yasha: There's the demon...wait...I can't smell anything! 'she smells exactly like me!!'
Shippo: I'm Shippo!
"Demon": Shippo? Do I know you from somewhere?
Shippo: I don't know!
Inu-Yasha: *covers Shippo's mouth* Shut up kid!
"Demon": Oh well. Shippo, do you know anyone named "Miroku"?
Miroku: Who is asking?
"Demon": My name is Aries and my friends and I are lost. We were wondering how to get back to Tokyo.
Kagome: Tokyo? How do you know about Tokyo?
Aries: Well, duh! It's like, one of the most famous cities on earth! Get a clue!
Kagome: Wait a minute...what year is it?
Aries: What is this? A time-travel movie? It's 2004.
Kagome: I knew it. Guys, this girl's from the future.
Aries: Huh? Future? This is the present. P-R-E-S-E-N-T. Present. As in, right now.
Kagome: How did you hear that?
Aries: *shrug* Just did.
Inu-Yasha: You're a half demon, aren't you?
Aries: Wh-what?
Inu-Yasha: You know exactly what I mean.
Aries: Hey you!
Inu-Yasha: *points to himself* Me?
Aries: Yeah, you. In the red. What's your name?
Inu-Yasha: Inu-Yasha.
Aries: Okay then. Inu-Yasha, even if I know for a fact that isn't your name, shut up now or I use my sword on you. Your choice.
Inu-Yasha: Bring it on, little wench.
Aries: Fine. Tetsusaiga!!! *pulls out a sword exactly like Tetsusaiga, but it doesn't transform* Huh? What happened?
Inu-Yasha: Why did you call your sword "Tetsusaiga" when I've got the Tetsusaiga right here? *smirk*
Aries: Shut up, dog-boy. This sword has been in my family for generations. There's no way you have the real one. Plus, you're about...sixty-eight years old, am I correct?
Inu-Yasha: Correct. Now, let me show you what my sword can do. Tetsusaiga! *nothing happens* *sweatdrop* What happened?
Aries: Sorry, grandpa. My, uh, your sword isn't working.
Inu-Yasha: *looks at her shirt* Hey, kid, how come you have a picture of Sesshoumaru on your blouse?
Aries: 'Cause he rocks.
Inu-Yasha: No he doesn't.
Aries: Yeah he does. Just not as much as Inu-Yasha. By the way, nice costume, you wannabe.
Inu-Yasha: I am Inu-Yasha!
Aries: Sure you are. He's way cooler than you'll ever be. I bet your girlfriend is that girl there in the Kagome outfit, and she sewed all the rest of your costumes as well. I've made those costumes before myself.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Aries: Anyway, I need to go back and help my friends. 'Geeze, I bet one of them found a way home already.'
Miroku: Wait! Tell me, how did you know my name?
Aries: I heard that girl over there talking to you earlier. *points to Sango*
Miroku: You are very intelligent. Would you consider bearing my child?
Aries: No, you dope! But still, good impression of Miroku.
Miroku: *sweatdrop*
Sango: And just who are you, anyway?
Aries: Me? I'm just your average anime fan girl.
Sango: Anime? What is that?
Kagome: A Japanese cartoon.
Sango: Oh. What is a cartoon?
Kagome & Aries: *sweatdrop*
Aries: I'm, uh...gonna leave now. Thanks for your...help. I think.
Kagome: Wait! If you want to go back to Tokyo, you need to go through the Bone-Eater's Well.
Aries: Feh. Well, that's original, "Kagome".
Kagome: 'Feh?' Well, Kaede's village is that way. *points*
Aries: Ummm...riiiight. I'll be leaving this freak fest now. *walks off*
Shippo: That was strange...
Sango: Inu-Yasha, I think that was your reincarnation.
Miroku: I agree. *gropes Sango*
Sango: PERVERT!!! *hits him hard with the Hiraikotsu*
Miroku: Owww!!!
Sango: Anyway, we should go and meet her friends. They might be our reincarnations.
Kagome: That makes sense.
~with Aries~
Aries: Oh my god!! Sagittarius!!!
Sagittarius: What?
Aries: Your ears!!
Sagittarius: My ears!!
Aries: You have cat ears!!
Sagittarius: I do?! Cool!! Squirrel...
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