Only rated R for language. all stories are 35 words or less. i garuntee you'll like it. It is about harry potter, i promise
Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor - Harry P. - Chapters: 15 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Updated: Jun 24, 2004 - Published: Jun 3, 2003 - id: 1371311
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Ron was sad because he wanted a new door knob, so he took the cow out of
the lake a placed him gently in his bed and dyed his fur a lovely shade of
tan.
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