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Reviewing Chappie 1 really quick... Aries meets Inu-Yasha, Shippo, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku. Inu-Yasha and Aries fight over who has the real Tetsusaiga, neither sword works. Inu- Yasha is accused of being a Cosplayer, Kagome is accused of being Inu's girlfriend, all of them are called a "freak fest" by Aries. Most of Aries's friends are, ahem, strange. Example: Sagittarius is obsessed with squirrels. Sango thinks Aries is Inu-Yasha's reincarnation for no apparent reason. Aries has just informed Sagi that she has 'cat ears'... I think that's all...no, wait, Miroku isn't unconscious. That's most likely a first, though I don't know for sure...
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Chappie 2
Operation Fluffy Hurricane
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InuYasha and the others are following Aries back to her friends to see if they could possibly be their reincarnations.
Aries: I know you're following me. Come out and show yourself!! *turns around*
InuYasha gang: *quickly hides behind a narrow tree*
Aries: You people are more lame than I thought. *walks over to the tree* Hi. *evil grin* 'Now for phase two.'
Shippo: Can we play a game once we meet your friends?
Aries: *replaces evil grin with angelic smile* Why of course, you cute little squirrel demon!
Shippo: *bright red face* Y-you found out my secret?! How?!
Aries: No...actually, you just told me. I thought you were a kitsune.
Everyone except Shippo: *laughing their heads off, but not literally*
Kagome: I knew it! You are a squirrel! *laughs so hard she starts to cry*
InuYasha: You don't even look like a fox! Why didn't I see that you were a- a- HAHAHAHA*breath*AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falls over laughing*
Miroku: *is leaning on his staff to keep his balance*
Sango: *is leaning on the Hiraikotsu*
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Shippo: What a horrible dream!!! *Sits up straight and sees everyone, including Aries and some other girls (Hmmm...I wonder who) seated around a fire*
Kagome: Oh, Shippo! You're awake! Come on over here!
Aries: So, squirrelly boy, wanna play Truth or Dare with us?
Shippo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Aries: What? What'd I do?!
Sango: He's a kitsune. You called him a squirrel.
Aries: Oh...but still...why's he so freaked out about that? It's not like he really is a squirrel demon, right?
Sango: Good point...
Miroku: But it doesn't make sense. Even if the young one does look like a squirrel, how can he use kitsune magic?
Kagome: Hmmm...Maybe he was adopted into a kitsune family while he was young?
Sagittarius: *chasing Shippo after the Squirrel Boy incident* Squirrel!!!! Must! Capture! Squirrel like! Chibi! Demon!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!! Oh, never mind! It's only Fluffy!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
InuYasha: Sesshoumaru! What do you want?!
Sesshoumaru: I desire the Tetsusaiga, dear little brother.
Aries & InuYasha: (dramatically) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Sesshoumaru: Riiiiiight. I'll be leaving this freak fest now.
Aries: Hey dude!! That's MY line!!!
Sesshoumaru: Point?
Capricorn: And that's MY line!!
Sesshoumaru: Whatever.
Capricorn: That's ALSO my line, Fluffy!!
Sesshoumaru: Excuse me?!
Aries: You deaf, you stupid mutt? God, I guess the only reason I have now for wearing this shirt is I don't have any more clothes!!!
Sesshoumaru: You're a fan girl? I'm DEFINITELY leaving now.
Capricorn: Good. And while you're at it, tell Jaken to come here.
Sesshoumaru: That I can do. 'I never liked the damn gay toad anyway.'
Jaken: You called for me, milord?
Sesshoumaru: No. But the human girl wishes to speak with you.
Jaken: Yes, milord.
Capricorn: Come here, you maggot-infested toad!
Jaken: *still looking at Sesshoumaru* I'm right here, milord.
Capricorn: I don't sound anything like that dog!! I'm right here, moron!!!
Jaken: Yes, milady?
Capricorn: Yeah. Okay. Back up there, froggy. You're seriously way too close for comfort.
Everyone besides her: *sweatdrop*
Capricorn: What?!
Pisces: Jaken is about ten feet away from you, Capri.
Capricorn: I know. That's why I said to back up.
Everyone besides her: *sweatdrop*
Capricorn: Okay. As for you, worm boy, could you do me a huge favor?
Jaken: Of course, milady.
Capricorn: Good boy. Okay, well there's this really ugly demon, and see, he's so ugly, he's not worthy of being called a demon. He lives right over there *points to a pond*, beneath the water. But I myself cannot seem to get rid of this pest. Could you exterminate him for me?
Jaken: Gladly, milady. *bows*
Capricorn: But, Jaken, there's one more thing you should know. In order to defeat this beast, you must attack it with the Beauty's side of the Staff of Skulls.
Jaken: Understood, milady. *walks over to the pond, sees his refection, aims the old man's side to his own face, and sets himself on fire*
Everyone except Jaken: *laugh hysterically*
Jaken: I have defeated the ugly beast, Lady Capri. *bows deeply, but she's only paying attention to his charred black face*
Capricorn: *trying not to laugh* Well done, Jaken. I knew you could.
Sesshoumaru: Nice.
Capricorn: Yeah, I know!! But wait! There's more!^^
Aries: *falls over anime style* Huh?
Capricorn: Mecha Tama-Chan, version C-27!! Go!!! *pulls out a remote and presses a large red button*
Tama-Chan: Myuh! *shoots out of the ground and flies overhead in circles*
Jaken: The turtle! It utters the holy cry of 'Myuh'!!! We must bow down!!
Koga: *suddenly comes from the forest* Attack!!
Koga's minions: No! The turtle! It utters the holy cry of 'Myuh'!! We must bow down!! *they all (including Jaken) get on the ground and start doing the Worm while chanting 'Myuh!'*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop* That's just wrong.
Capricorn: Back to business!! Tama-Chan!! Execute Phase Three of Operation Fluffy Hurricane!! *presses another button*
Tama-Chan: *flies faster, circles get smaller*
Capricorn: Good! Target locked! All systems are go! Ready! Aim! FIRE!!!!
Tama-Chan: Myuh! *a cannon comes out from the top of its shell and fires a net*
Aries: O...Kay? That definitely wasn't in the plan you e-mailed to me...
Sesshoumaru: *yells* You! Girl! Get me out of this net! *struggles to get rid of net*
Capricorn: Oh, and Sesshie, Aries and I are big fans. We lured you here so we could kidnap you and hopefully kill Jaken.
Aries: Ah...So true...Anyway! *snatches remote from Capri* Tama-Chan! Phase Four is ready to begin!
Tama-Chan: Myuuuuuh!! *in electronic voice* Self-Destructing Sequence will begin in approximately 5 minutes. Thank you and have a nice time dying by explosion. *Space Balls theme song starts playing*
Aries: Dude! Space Balls the Movie totally rocks!! Kinda!!
Capricorn: Come, Jaken. I must brutally murder you now.
Jaken: *abruptly stops doing the worm and chanting* Y-yes, Lady Sesshoumaru! Coming!
Capricorn: *sweatdrop* Lady Sesshoumaru? Look, moron, my name is Capricorn. Call me Lady Capri for short. Okay?
Jaken: Yes, milady.
Capricorn: Good. Now come on. I would very much enjoy killing you and making it look like an accident.
Jaken: Yes, Lady Sesshoumaru! Sounds like fun!
Capricorn: Grrrrrr...Okay, toad! I've had enough of you!! See you in Hell!! *grabs the Staff of Skulls and stabs him in the gut* Oops! Silly me! I'm such a klutz!!
Everyone else: O_O
Rin: *suddenly pops out of bushes wearing pink bunny suit* Milord! Milord! Rin has a confession to make! May Rin tell my lord?
Sesshoumaru: Fine.
Rin: Rin is about to tell Master Sesshoumaru her biggest secret! Are you sure, Sesshoumaru-sama?
Sesshoumaru: Fine, Rin. But you should know that you're yelling, so after this it won't be a secret unless everyone goes deaf.
Rin: Rin knows! But Rin is telling you now, master!
Sesshoumaru: Then say it already!
Rin: Yes sir! Okay! Rin sees stupid people! But they don't know that they're stupid! They just walk around like normal people! Except they're not! They're mentally challenged! Unbalanced! And most of all, they ask me for help! And it's scary!!
Sesshoumaru: Well kid, you're on your own. You are a stupid person. I mean, you always talk in third person!!
Aries: I know, right? Rin talks like my little brother when he doesn't get what he wants!
Rin: Rin isn't done talking yet! Rin says many thanks to Lady Capri for brutally murdering the baka-toad!
Capricorn: Aww, it was nothing. You're welcome. *curtseys*
Sesshoumaru: Poison Claw!! *nothing happens* ~_~;; Poison--
Capricorn: *cuts him off* You know, as long as your reincarnation is around, you're totally powerless. You won't be able to get out of the net unless you...oh crap I was about to tell him Phase 5, Paragraph 2, Sentence 3 of Operation Fluffy Hurricane! Close call!
Aries: You mean you made a book of sequencing steps for OFH?!
Capricorn: Yup! ^^ I'm so proud...I feel special...^^
Aries: Dude! Snap out of it! We still have to capture--
Taurus: *shuts Aries's mouth* Okay! From now on, only reincarnations are staying! I just thought of a way to get back home!
Aries: Okay! I have the Reincarnation List right here! *grabs a folded piece of notebook paper from her pocket* Okay! And the Reincarnations are... *drumroll*
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Shippo: *wearing 30's style clothing* It was then that I tried Foxfire on Sagi. She quickly evaded my attack, so I knew...Hey! Wait a minute! This wasn't on the script!!
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Aries: Sagi! Your ears!
Sagi: My ears!
Aries: You have cat ears!
Sagi: I do? Cool!! Squirrel...
Aries: No! Not Squirrel! Fox! Fox ears!! Sagi! You're a kitsune!
Sagi: Like Shippo!
Aries: Like Shippo! Try Foxfire!
Sagi: Okay!! FOXFIRE!! *huge blue flame comes from her hands and burns everything around them to a crisp*
Aries: Owww...okay then!!! I'll go bake a cake and you can practice controlling your Foxfire!
Sagi: Okay!
Aries: *mumbling* Cake...forget cake...I'm making ramen!! Mmm, ramen...
~End Flashback~
Shippo: So...Can I take these horrible old...err...futuristic clothes off now?
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Aries: Anyway! The Reincarnations are... *drumroll*
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Reviewing Chappie 1 really quick... Aries meets Inu-Yasha, Shippo, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku. Inu-Yasha and Aries fight over who has the real Tetsusaiga, neither sword works. Inu- Yasha is accused of being a Cosplayer, Kagome is accused of being Inu's girlfriend, all of them are called a "freak fest" by Aries. Most of Aries's friends are, ahem, strange. Example: Sagittarius is obsessed with squirrels. Sango thinks Aries is Inu-Yasha's reincarnation for no apparent reason. Aries has just informed Sagi that she has 'cat ears'... I think that's all...no, wait, Miroku isn't unconscious. That's most likely a first, though I don't know for sure...
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Chappie 2
Operation Fluffy Hurricane
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InuYasha and the others are following Aries back to her friends to see if they could possibly be their reincarnations.
Aries: I know you're following me. Come out and show yourself!! *turns around*
InuYasha gang: *quickly hides behind a narrow tree*
Aries: You people are more lame than I thought. *walks over to the tree* Hi. *evil grin* 'Now for phase two.'
Shippo: Can we play a game once we meet your friends?
Aries: *replaces evil grin with angelic smile* Why of course, you cute little squirrel demon!
Shippo: *bright red face* Y-you found out my secret?! How?!
Aries: No...actually, you just told me. I thought you were a kitsune.
Everyone except Shippo: *laughing their heads off, but not literally*
Kagome: I knew it! You are a squirrel! *laughs so hard she starts to cry*
InuYasha: You don't even look like a fox! Why didn't I see that you were a- a- HAHAHAHA*breath*AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falls over laughing*
Miroku: *is leaning on his staff to keep his balance*
Sango: *is leaning on the Hiraikotsu*
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Shippo: What a horrible dream!!! *Sits up straight and sees everyone, including Aries and some other girls (Hmmm...I wonder who) seated around a fire*
Kagome: Oh, Shippo! You're awake! Come on over here!
Aries: So, squirrelly boy, wanna play Truth or Dare with us?
Shippo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Aries: What? What'd I do?!
Sango: He's a kitsune. You called him a squirrel.
Aries: Oh...but still...why's he so freaked out about that? It's not like he really is a squirrel demon, right?
Sango: Good point...
Miroku: But it doesn't make sense. Even if the young one does look like a squirrel, how can he use kitsune magic?
Kagome: Hmmm...Maybe he was adopted into a kitsune family while he was young?
Sagittarius: *chasing Shippo after the Squirrel Boy incident* Squirrel!!!! Must! Capture! Squirrel like! Chibi! Demon!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!! Oh, never mind! It's only Fluffy!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
InuYasha: Sesshoumaru! What do you want?!
Sesshoumaru: I desire the Tetsusaiga, dear little brother.
Aries & InuYasha: (dramatically) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Sesshoumaru: Riiiiiight. I'll be leaving this freak fest now.
Aries: Hey dude!! That's MY line!!!
Sesshoumaru: Point?
Capricorn: And that's MY line!!
Sesshoumaru: Whatever.
Capricorn: That's ALSO my line, Fluffy!!
Sesshoumaru: Excuse me?!
Aries: You deaf, you stupid mutt? God, I guess the only reason I have now for wearing this shirt is I don't have any more clothes!!!
Sesshoumaru: You're a fan girl? I'm DEFINITELY leaving now.
Capricorn: Good. And while you're at it, tell Jaken to come here.
Sesshoumaru: That I can do. 'I never liked the damn gay toad anyway.'
Jaken: You called for me, milord?
Sesshoumaru: No. But the human girl wishes to speak with you.
Jaken: Yes, milord.
Capricorn: Come here, you maggot-infested toad!
Jaken: *still looking at Sesshoumaru* I'm right here, milord.
Capricorn: I don't sound anything like that dog!! I'm right here, moron!!!
Jaken: Yes, milady?
Capricorn: Yeah. Okay. Back up there, froggy. You're seriously way too close for comfort.
Everyone besides her: *sweatdrop*
Capricorn: What?!
Pisces: Jaken is about ten feet away from you, Capri.
Capricorn: I know. That's why I said to back up.
Everyone besides her: *sweatdrop*
Capricorn: Okay. As for you, worm boy, could you do me a huge favor?
Jaken: Of course, milady.
Capricorn: Good boy. Okay, well there's this really ugly demon, and see, he's so ugly, he's not worthy of being called a demon. He lives right over there *points to a pond*, beneath the water. But I myself cannot seem to get rid of this pest. Could you exterminate him for me?
Jaken: Gladly, milady. *bows*
Capricorn: But, Jaken, there's one more thing you should know. In order to defeat this beast, you must attack it with the Beauty's side of the Staff of Skulls.
Jaken: Understood, milady. *walks over to the pond, sees his refection, aims the old man's side to his own face, and sets himself on fire*
Everyone except Jaken: *laugh hysterically*
Jaken: I have defeated the ugly beast, Lady Capri. *bows deeply, but she's only paying attention to his charred black face*
Capricorn: *trying not to laugh* Well done, Jaken. I knew you could.
Sesshoumaru: Nice.
Capricorn: Yeah, I know!! But wait! There's more!^^
Aries: *falls over anime style* Huh?
Capricorn: Mecha Tama-Chan, version C-27!! Go!!! *pulls out a remote and presses a large red button*
Tama-Chan: Myuh! *shoots out of the ground and flies overhead in circles*
Jaken: The turtle! It utters the holy cry of 'Myuh'!!! We must bow down!!
Koga: *suddenly comes from the forest* Attack!!
Koga's minions: No! The turtle! It utters the holy cry of 'Myuh'!! We must bow down!! *they all (including Jaken) get on the ground and start doing the Worm while chanting 'Myuh!'*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop* That's just wrong.
Capricorn: Back to business!! Tama-Chan!! Execute Phase Three of Operation Fluffy Hurricane!! *presses another button*
Tama-Chan: *flies faster, circles get smaller*
Capricorn: Good! Target locked! All systems are go! Ready! Aim! FIRE!!!!
Tama-Chan: Myuh! *a cannon comes out from the top of its shell and fires a net*
Aries: O...Kay? That definitely wasn't in the plan you e-mailed to me...
Sesshoumaru: *yells* You! Girl! Get me out of this net! *struggles to get rid of net*
Capricorn: Oh, and Sesshie, Aries and I are big fans. We lured you here so we could kidnap you and hopefully kill Jaken.
Aries: Ah...So true...Anyway! *snatches remote from Capri* Tama-Chan! Phase Four is ready to begin!
Tama-Chan: Myuuuuuh!! *in electronic voice* Self-Destructing Sequence will begin in approximately 5 minutes. Thank you and have a nice time dying by explosion. *Space Balls theme song starts playing*
Aries: Dude! Space Balls the Movie totally rocks!! Kinda!!
Capricorn: Come, Jaken. I must brutally murder you now.
Jaken: *abruptly stops doing the worm and chanting* Y-yes, Lady Sesshoumaru! Coming!
Capricorn: *sweatdrop* Lady Sesshoumaru? Look, moron, my name is Capricorn. Call me Lady Capri for short. Okay?
Jaken: Yes, milady.
Capricorn: Good. Now come on. I would very much enjoy killing you and making it look like an accident.
Jaken: Yes, Lady Sesshoumaru! Sounds like fun!
Capricorn: Grrrrrr...Okay, toad! I've had enough of you!! See you in Hell!! *grabs the Staff of Skulls and stabs him in the gut* Oops! Silly me! I'm such a klutz!!
Everyone else: O_O
Rin: *suddenly pops out of bushes wearing pink bunny suit* Milord! Milord! Rin has a confession to make! May Rin tell my lord?
Sesshoumaru: Fine.
Rin: Rin is about to tell Master Sesshoumaru her biggest secret! Are you sure, Sesshoumaru-sama?
Sesshoumaru: Fine, Rin. But you should know that you're yelling, so after this it won't be a secret unless everyone goes deaf.
Rin: Rin knows! But Rin is telling you now, master!
Sesshoumaru: Then say it already!
Rin: Yes sir! Okay! Rin sees stupid people! But they don't know that they're stupid! They just walk around like normal people! Except they're not! They're mentally challenged! Unbalanced! And most of all, they ask me for help! And it's scary!!
Sesshoumaru: Well kid, you're on your own. You are a stupid person. I mean, you always talk in third person!!
Aries: I know, right? Rin talks like my little brother when he doesn't get what he wants!
Rin: Rin isn't done talking yet! Rin says many thanks to Lady Capri for brutally murdering the baka-toad!
Capricorn: Aww, it was nothing. You're welcome. *curtseys*
Sesshoumaru: Poison Claw!! *nothing happens* ~_~;; Poison--
Capricorn: *cuts him off* You know, as long as your reincarnation is around, you're totally powerless. You won't be able to get out of the net unless you...oh crap I was about to tell him Phase 5, Paragraph 2, Sentence 3 of Operation Fluffy Hurricane! Close call!
Aries: You mean you made a book of sequencing steps for OFH?!
Capricorn: Yup! ^^ I'm so proud...I feel special...^^
Aries: Dude! Snap out of it! We still have to capture--
Taurus: *shuts Aries's mouth* Okay! From now on, only reincarnations are staying! I just thought of a way to get back home!
Aries: Okay! I have the Reincarnation List right here! *grabs a folded piece of notebook paper from her pocket* Okay! And the Reincarnations are... *drumroll*
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Shippo: *wearing 30's style clothing* It was then that I tried Foxfire on Sagi. She quickly evaded my attack, so I knew...Hey! Wait a minute! This wasn't on the script!!
~Start Flashback~
Aries: Sagi! Your ears!
Sagi: My ears!
Aries: You have cat ears!
Sagi: I do? Cool!! Squirrel...
Aries: No! Not Squirrel! Fox! Fox ears!! Sagi! You're a kitsune!
Sagi: Like Shippo!
Aries: Like Shippo! Try Foxfire!
Sagi: Okay!! FOXFIRE!! *huge blue flame comes from her hands and burns everything around them to a crisp*
Aries: Owww...okay then!!! I'll go bake a cake and you can practice controlling your Foxfire!
Sagi: Okay!
Aries: *mumbling* Cake...forget cake...I'm making ramen!! Mmm, ramen...
~End Flashback~
Shippo: So...Can I take these horrible old...err...futuristic clothes off now?
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Aries: Anyway! The Reincarnations are... *drumroll*
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~End Chappie~
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