C-Aries: Eh...chapter 3...scroll down...
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Chapter 3: Brain Control
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Aries: And the reincarnations are... *drumroll*
Shippo: Wait a minute!! How would you know our reincarnations?
Aries: Because I rock. *flashes smile* Now go and play hide and go seek or whatever it is that you squirts like to do.
Shippo: Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *does happy dance and sings a song about eggs*
Aries: That's really scary. Anyway! Judging from personalities, I'm probably the reincarnation of—
Sango: *cuts her off* InuYasha.
Aries: Duh. Everyone already knew that one. Okay, so I only know two others right now. Capri is Sesshoumaru and Sagi is Shippo.
Capricorn: You mean...we're RELATED?!
Aries: No.
Capricorn: *sigh* What a relief.
Aries: You are Sesshoumaru.
Capricorn: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: What? What's wrong with being my reincarnation?!
Capricorn: You're a homo!
Sesshoumaru: Homo?
Capricorn: You know, gay?
Sesshoumaru: I'm really not very happy right now...I happen to be trapped in a net.
Aries: Yeah, what of it?
Sesshoumaru: ...uh...
Capricorn: Basically, it means you prefer men over women.
Sesshoumaru: But men have always been preferred over women! All great rulers are men!
Capricorn: You mean that you would rather marry a man than a woman?
Sesshoumaru: Yup! ^^ No...wait a minute...no!!! That's wrong! I'd be like Jaken if I liked liked men...I'm not a 'homo'.
Aries: Nope. You're not. It's just ... I always thought you were the smartest dude on the show. But it turns out...your stupidity level scares me. Really.
Sesshoumaru: But—
Capricorn: Shut up, faggot.
Sesshoumaru: Okay, THAT"S IT!!! *tears net open and charges Capri*
Capricorn: Wahhhhh!!! *runs away*
Aries: O...kayyy...
(Everyone else is gathered around the campfire, sipping tea, and wearing pink frilly dresses and yellow sunbonnets.)
Aries: Creepy.
InuYasha: *in high-pitched bad English accent* Won't you come and join us, dear?
Aries: I'll pass. *mutters* Tama-Chan...
Capricorn: *still running, pressing random buttons on Tama-Chan's remote* Tama-Chan!! Help me!!!!
Tama-Chan: Myyyyuh...*shifts brain control feature*
Kagome: *in gruff voice, wearing leather chaps and a cowboy hat* This town ain't big enough for the two of us, Super Hamster...
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Miroku: *in really high-pitched voice wearing a blue tutu* Flying, flying, flying fairy princess!!
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Sango: *in Australian accent, wearing khakis* G'day, mate! Oh, look at this little lady! Ain't she a beaut! Gorgonzola cheese salamanders are gorgeous!
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Aries: Tama-Chan!!! Stop it before you— Hi! Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right. The points are like the name of the Founding Father. Okay! Today's contestants are: Where are my pants? Wayne! You stole my shirt! Colin! You mean you didn't wash it? Ryan! And special guest, some old dude! And I'm your host—
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Aries: TAMA-CHAN!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Tama-Chan: Eep! *flies back to the Love Hina set*
Aries: Grrr...
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Aries: *sings 'I'm a Barbie Girl' by Aqua*
Everyone else: *staring*
Aries: *stops*
Everyone else: *staring*
Aries: Sooo...
*crickets*
Aries: Um...
*crickets*
Aries: Anyway...
*crickets*
Aries: OKAY THAT"S IT!!! ALL CRICKETS ON EARTH MUST SUFFER MY WRATH!!!
*crickets stop*
Aries: Hmm...I'm gonna go make some ramen.
InuYasha: RAMEN!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: Okay...you make ramen and I'll make cookies.
Shippo: COOKIES!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: Okay...then I'll sit here and stare at you staring at me staring at you.
Kagome: Um...MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: Uh, okay then. I'll...
Everyone else who hasn't claimed anything: MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: You suck...hey I know!! I'll go find that ugly clay pot Kikyo!!
Everyone: YOURS YOURS YOURS!!!
Aries: Yay!! ^^
Sagittarius: Me too! *turns to stone*
Aries: Dude...I said find her, not imitate her!
Sagittarius: Okay!
Aries: Well...I don't like her, you don't like her, InuYasha doesn't like her, and no one else likes her except for Naraku. But he's a freak so he doesn't count...I don't really feel like journeying to find a stupid-ass clay bitch right now anyway...hey I know! Let's sing the FF-Song!!
Everyone else: Okay!! (A/N: This song rocks!! It's about the Big Mouth Billy Bass thing and I got it from b3ta.com!!)
Aries & Sagi: Yay! ^^ *go back and sit around the campfire with the others*
Everyone: I'm a fucking fish and I'm not fucking funny, I'm fucking irritating and I'm bought by fucking cunts, they think it's funny, but it's fucking not, they're fucking cunts, why don't they all fuck off? Ho! I'm a fucking fish and I'm not fucking funny, I'm fucking irritating and I'm bought by fucking cunts, they think it's funny, but it's fucking not, they're fucking cunts, why don't they all fuck off? Ho! I'm a fucking fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!
Aries: That was fun!! Just one question...how did all of you know the 'Fucking Fish' song?
InuYasha: They're gonna eat us!!! Quick! Play like you're a dead chicken!! *runs around in circles*
Aries: Yaay!!! *does the same*
Aries: ...I don't like being a chicken anymore...*stops* Hey Koga!!
Koga: What?
Aries: Truth or Dare?
Koga: Dare me!!
Aries: Okay! I dare you to...lay an egg!!
Koga: What?! NO!!!!! Stupid girl! I'm physically incapable!!
Aries: Ah! But that's where you're wrong, you mangy wolf!!
Koga: Huh?
Aries: That's right! Anyone can lay an egg with this handy dandy egg laying thingamabob!! Its heavy duty and gas powered!! *holds up an egg beater*
Koga: Uh...
Aries: DO IT NOW OR FEEL THE WRATH OF PIGGY PIG AND/OR CHICKENY CHICKEN, DAMMIT!!!
Koga: Waaaaaahhh! Okay! How does it work?
Aries: *innocent smile* Simple! You put it on your lap, turn it on, close your eyes and you will get a humungo surprise!
Koga: Deal! *snatches egg beater* Hmmm...*turns it on* Do I have to close my eyes?
Aries: YES!!
Koga: *quiver* O-okayy...*closes eyes*
~One hour later~
Koga: Can I open my eyes now?
Aries: NO!!! NO, DAMMIT, NO!!!!!!
Koga: Okay, sorry!
Aries: *angelic smile* Now you can!
Koga: Yay! *opens eyes and turns off egg beater* I didn't lay an egg! Coolio!!
Aries: Spoke too soon, dumb-ass! ^^
Koga: *lays an ostrich egg* I'm a mother!! I feel so...pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!!
Aries: *pats him on the back* That you are, dumb-ass, that you are.
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Sorry about the shortness-ness-ness!
I ran out of ideas for complete stupidity!
Please review and give me some ideas!
Anything!
And I won't put up any more chapters unless I get 2 more reviews!
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Chapter 3: Brain Control
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Aries: And the reincarnations are... *drumroll*
Shippo: Wait a minute!! How would you know our reincarnations?
Aries: Because I rock. *flashes smile* Now go and play hide and go seek or whatever it is that you squirts like to do.
Shippo: Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *does happy dance and sings a song about eggs*
Aries: That's really scary. Anyway! Judging from personalities, I'm probably the reincarnation of—
Sango: *cuts her off* InuYasha.
Aries: Duh. Everyone already knew that one. Okay, so I only know two others right now. Capri is Sesshoumaru and Sagi is Shippo.
Capricorn: You mean...we're RELATED?!
Aries: No.
Capricorn: *sigh* What a relief.
Aries: You are Sesshoumaru.
Capricorn: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: What? What's wrong with being my reincarnation?!
Capricorn: You're a homo!
Sesshoumaru: Homo?
Capricorn: You know, gay?
Sesshoumaru: I'm really not very happy right now...I happen to be trapped in a net.
Aries: Yeah, what of it?
Sesshoumaru: ...uh...
Capricorn: Basically, it means you prefer men over women.
Sesshoumaru: But men have always been preferred over women! All great rulers are men!
Capricorn: You mean that you would rather marry a man than a woman?
Sesshoumaru: Yup! ^^ No...wait a minute...no!!! That's wrong! I'd be like Jaken if I liked liked men...I'm not a 'homo'.
Aries: Nope. You're not. It's just ... I always thought you were the smartest dude on the show. But it turns out...your stupidity level scares me. Really.
Sesshoumaru: But—
Capricorn: Shut up, faggot.
Sesshoumaru: Okay, THAT"S IT!!! *tears net open and charges Capri*
Capricorn: Wahhhhh!!! *runs away*
Aries: O...kayyy...
(Everyone else is gathered around the campfire, sipping tea, and wearing pink frilly dresses and yellow sunbonnets.)
Aries: Creepy.
InuYasha: *in high-pitched bad English accent* Won't you come and join us, dear?
Aries: I'll pass. *mutters* Tama-Chan...
Capricorn: *still running, pressing random buttons on Tama-Chan's remote* Tama-Chan!! Help me!!!!
Tama-Chan: Myyyyuh...*shifts brain control feature*
Kagome: *in gruff voice, wearing leather chaps and a cowboy hat* This town ain't big enough for the two of us, Super Hamster...
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Miroku: *in really high-pitched voice wearing a blue tutu* Flying, flying, flying fairy princess!!
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Sango: *in Australian accent, wearing khakis* G'day, mate! Oh, look at this little lady! Ain't she a beaut! Gorgonzola cheese salamanders are gorgeous!
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Aries: Tama-Chan!!! Stop it before you— Hi! Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right. The points are like the name of the Founding Father. Okay! Today's contestants are: Where are my pants? Wayne! You stole my shirt! Colin! You mean you didn't wash it? Ryan! And special guest, some old dude! And I'm your host—
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Aries: TAMA-CHAN!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Tama-Chan: Eep! *flies back to the Love Hina set*
Aries: Grrr...
Tama-Chan: *shift*
Aries: *sings 'I'm a Barbie Girl' by Aqua*
Everyone else: *staring*
Aries: *stops*
Everyone else: *staring*
Aries: Sooo...
*crickets*
Aries: Um...
*crickets*
Aries: Anyway...
*crickets*
Aries: OKAY THAT"S IT!!! ALL CRICKETS ON EARTH MUST SUFFER MY WRATH!!!
*crickets stop*
Aries: Hmm...I'm gonna go make some ramen.
InuYasha: RAMEN!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: Okay...you make ramen and I'll make cookies.
Shippo: COOKIES!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: Okay...then I'll sit here and stare at you staring at me staring at you.
Kagome: Um...MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: Uh, okay then. I'll...
Everyone else who hasn't claimed anything: MINE MINE MINE!!!
Aries: You suck...hey I know!! I'll go find that ugly clay pot Kikyo!!
Everyone: YOURS YOURS YOURS!!!
Aries: Yay!! ^^
Sagittarius: Me too! *turns to stone*
Aries: Dude...I said find her, not imitate her!
Sagittarius: Okay!
Aries: Well...I don't like her, you don't like her, InuYasha doesn't like her, and no one else likes her except for Naraku. But he's a freak so he doesn't count...I don't really feel like journeying to find a stupid-ass clay bitch right now anyway...hey I know! Let's sing the FF-Song!!
Everyone else: Okay!! (A/N: This song rocks!! It's about the Big Mouth Billy Bass thing and I got it from b3ta.com!!)
Aries & Sagi: Yay! ^^ *go back and sit around the campfire with the others*
Everyone: I'm a fucking fish and I'm not fucking funny, I'm fucking irritating and I'm bought by fucking cunts, they think it's funny, but it's fucking not, they're fucking cunts, why don't they all fuck off? Ho! I'm a fucking fish and I'm not fucking funny, I'm fucking irritating and I'm bought by fucking cunts, they think it's funny, but it's fucking not, they're fucking cunts, why don't they all fuck off? Ho! I'm a fucking fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!
Aries: That was fun!! Just one question...how did all of you know the 'Fucking Fish' song?
InuYasha: They're gonna eat us!!! Quick! Play like you're a dead chicken!! *runs around in circles*
Aries: Yaay!!! *does the same*
Aries: ...I don't like being a chicken anymore...*stops* Hey Koga!!
Koga: What?
Aries: Truth or Dare?
Koga: Dare me!!
Aries: Okay! I dare you to...lay an egg!!
Koga: What?! NO!!!!! Stupid girl! I'm physically incapable!!
Aries: Ah! But that's where you're wrong, you mangy wolf!!
Koga: Huh?
Aries: That's right! Anyone can lay an egg with this handy dandy egg laying thingamabob!! Its heavy duty and gas powered!! *holds up an egg beater*
Koga: Uh...
Aries: DO IT NOW OR FEEL THE WRATH OF PIGGY PIG AND/OR CHICKENY CHICKEN, DAMMIT!!!
Koga: Waaaaaahhh! Okay! How does it work?
Aries: *innocent smile* Simple! You put it on your lap, turn it on, close your eyes and you will get a humungo surprise!
Koga: Deal! *snatches egg beater* Hmmm...*turns it on* Do I have to close my eyes?
Aries: YES!!
Koga: *quiver* O-okayy...*closes eyes*
~One hour later~
Koga: Can I open my eyes now?
Aries: NO!!! NO, DAMMIT, NO!!!!!!
Koga: Okay, sorry!
Aries: *angelic smile* Now you can!
Koga: Yay! *opens eyes and turns off egg beater* I didn't lay an egg! Coolio!!
Aries: Spoke too soon, dumb-ass! ^^
Koga: *lays an ostrich egg* I'm a mother!! I feel so...pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!!
Aries: *pats him on the back* That you are, dumb-ass, that you are.
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~End Chappie~
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Sorry about the shortness-ness-ness!
I ran out of ideas for complete stupidity!
Please review and give me some ideas!
Anything!
And I won't put up any more chapters unless I get 2 more reviews!
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