C-Aries: Hi! Yet again, I have broken another promise to myself by posting
this without ANY new reviews...well I guess that can be expected, seeing as
how I can't find this story on ff.net unless I type the whole
address...grr...well, Chappie 4! Read on for those who appreciate me! *tear!*
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Chapter 4
O.F.H. Stage 2
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~start flashback~
A tall-ish blonde girl is seen falling from the sky.
Girl: WAAAAAAAAAA - oomph!! *looks around* Where the fuck am I...? *looks down at herself* Oh my God!!!
~end flashback~
Miroku: Aries! Aries! Wake up!
Aries: Eh? *sits up* *slap* You PERV!!! Get off me!!!!
Miroku: Eh heh...*Anime KO'd*
Aries: Ha! Nothing like a good slap in the face to wake you up in the morning! Where's the coffee around here?
Everyone else: O_O
Aries: Uh...does anyone have a brush I could borrow?
Everyone else: O_O
Aries: What?! What'd I do?!
Everyone else: *points to a collapsed Miroku*
Aries: Oh...Anyway! *grabs a brush out of nowhere and starts brushing out her waist-length silvery hair* 'I wish I'd always had hair this pretty...no more split ends, no more being a 'Dumb Blonde', but most of all...it's longer! I can actually do stuff with it!' *giggle*
InuYasha: What's so funny, Little Wench?
Aries: Oh, nothing^^ 'Maybe I should try pigtails? Yeah, that sounds cute...' Anyone have a ponytail holder?
All girls: no...
Aries: Whatever. *grabs two ponytails out of nowhere and puts her hair into low pigtails*
Scorpio: How kawaii!
Aries: Hm? Oh, thanks!! 'I hate this, it looks so tacky.' *takes them down*
Scorpio: Aww, why'd you take them down?
Aries: If you approve of something I wear, I change it. Sorry Scorpio, but it's in the Rules.
Scorpio: It is?! Where?! *pulls a really thick book out of her left jeans pocket* Hmmm...Oh, there it is! It says, "If Scorpio compliments Aries on her wardrobe or hairstyle, Aries must act goody-goody towards her and then change whatever she approved of."...Hey wait! You wrote these, Aries!!
Aries: Yep^^
Scorpio: You're so mean!!! *starts to walk away*
Aries: I wouldn't go that way if I were—
*thump*
Aries: —you.
Kagome: What happened to your friend?
Aries: Oh, not much. She just walked off the edge of a very steep cliff into a pit of shallow water and man eating crocodiles.
Kagome: WHAT?! Oh my gosh!!
Aries: Just kidding! She tripped, that's all. Jeez Kagome! You're the most gullible person I've ever met!
Kagome: Grrr!!! *chasing Aries*
Aries: Waaaaaaahh!!! *running away frantically*
Everyone else: *sipping tea*
Miroku: Will she ever learn?
Shippo: Nope.
Sango: I agree.
InuYasha: Yeah...HEY! She's my reincarnation!!!
M, S, & S: Yep. *sigh*
InuYasha: Mommy, can I please keel over and die now? *falls over and curls into a ball and starts sucking his...(no you hentai's!)...thumb*
~meanwhile~
Aries: Mommy!!! 'Okay, if I play dead she'll probably leave me alone. If she doesn't, I'm half demon now. It can't hurt that much.'
Kagome: *light bulb moment* Yeah! That's it! Aries, SIT!!!
Aries: *SLAM* Ouchies...
Kagome: *walks over to her* So, Aries, have you learned your lesson?
Aries: AHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! *covers eyes*
Kagome: *kicks her in the stomach* I hate you!
Aries: Good! Now go away, you stupid goody-goody, err...person!!!
Kagome: *already a long way off*
Aries: *clutches sides* Ouch! I'm never messing with that girl again!
Kagome: *clutches foot* Ouch! I'm never messing with that girl again!
~back with Inu~
Libra: Oh no! I need to get home to my time and study! I have a test soon!
Sango: You sound just like...Kagome?! I never would have guessed! But how is that possible?! She's from your time, too!
Libra: No, not really. I came from the future of the future, so it's possible, I guess.
Aquarius: Yep. *rewinds her tape recorder and plays it*
Kagome: *on cue with recorder* Oh no! I need to get home to my time and study! I have a test soon!
Everyone else: O_O Whoa.
Kagome: What?!
Everyone else: When'd you get here?!
Kagome: Just now. Why?
Everyone else: O_O You mean you didn't know that you were talking the same time as that thing and it was the same exact words?
Kagome: No. And how come you're all saying the exact same thing as each other at the same time, huh?
Everyone else: Dunno.
Kagome: Oh well. *starts to walk over to her bag but trips over a beanie baby* Ouch! I think I broke my ankle!!
Libra: Oops! *snatches it up* Oh, poor baby! Are you okay? *cradling it in her arms* Did that mean girl Kagome hurt you? Aww. It's okay now. Don't cry. Shhh.
Everyone else: O_O
Gemini: Yep. Now I know that she's Kagome's reincarnation. She's picking sides.
Kagome: I do not pick sides!
Everyone else but Shippo: YES YOU DO!!!
Shippo: No she doesn't!
Everyone else but Kag: YES SHE DOES!!!
Shippo & Kagome: Oh, okay.
~meanwhile~
Capricorn: *running in circles* Tama-Chan! Help me!!
Sesshoumaru: *sipping tea* 'Why does she run if I'm not chasing her?' *turns around to look at her*
Capricorn: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! Sesshy, heeeeeelp!!
Jaken: *undead, rotting and stuff* Lady Sesshoumaru! Come here and let me show you something!
Sesshoumaru: I'm not a woman, Jaken.
Jaken: *dismembered head facing Sesshy while his body chases Capri* Sorry, milord. Could you kindly turn me to face her then?
Sesshoumaru: No, but could you kindly go die again without coming back? Your decaying flesh smells rather grotesque. Plus I don't really like you. *turns his back on Jaken*
~start flashback~
Jaken: Yes. Perfect. *makes a "frame" with his fingers of Sesshoumaru's butt*
Sesshoumaru: *turns around* What are you doing, Jaken?
Jaken: *quickly puts hands behind his back* Nothing, milord! *tries to smile but makes his face look screwed up*
Sesshoumaru: Jaken, do you need some Gas-X or something? You look horribly...err...pale?
Jaken: No, milord! I was only smiling at you!
Sesshoumaru: Okay, but seriously, do you need any Ex-Lax?
Jaken: NO MILORD I'M FINE!!!
Sesshoumaru: *pout face* Ya didn't have to bite my head off, ya know!
Jaken: Sorry, milord. *walks over and tries to pat him on the leg*
Sesshoumaru: *kicks him to Antarctica*
Jaken: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - oofah!
Sesshoumaru: I really should be an actor. *evil smirk* Oh well, that should take care of him for at least a week or two. Come, Rin.
Rin: Okay Fluffy-Man!
Sesshoumaru: *death glare*
Rin: Eep! *runs away faster than Sesshy could catch her*
Sesshoumaru: I swear, I'm surrounded by idiots. One of them thinks I'm gay like him, and the other thinks I'm her father or boyfriend or something. *sigh*
~end flashback~
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The end, people!
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C-Aries: Wow. That was a really bad chapter, because ONCE AGAIN I got no reviews (hint alert!), so please review and give me some ideas!!!
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Chapter 4
O.F.H. Stage 2
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~start flashback~
A tall-ish blonde girl is seen falling from the sky.
Girl: WAAAAAAAAAA - oomph!! *looks around* Where the fuck am I...? *looks down at herself* Oh my God!!!
~end flashback~
Miroku: Aries! Aries! Wake up!
Aries: Eh? *sits up* *slap* You PERV!!! Get off me!!!!
Miroku: Eh heh...*Anime KO'd*
Aries: Ha! Nothing like a good slap in the face to wake you up in the morning! Where's the coffee around here?
Everyone else: O_O
Aries: Uh...does anyone have a brush I could borrow?
Everyone else: O_O
Aries: What?! What'd I do?!
Everyone else: *points to a collapsed Miroku*
Aries: Oh...Anyway! *grabs a brush out of nowhere and starts brushing out her waist-length silvery hair* 'I wish I'd always had hair this pretty...no more split ends, no more being a 'Dumb Blonde', but most of all...it's longer! I can actually do stuff with it!' *giggle*
InuYasha: What's so funny, Little Wench?
Aries: Oh, nothing^^ 'Maybe I should try pigtails? Yeah, that sounds cute...' Anyone have a ponytail holder?
All girls: no...
Aries: Whatever. *grabs two ponytails out of nowhere and puts her hair into low pigtails*
Scorpio: How kawaii!
Aries: Hm? Oh, thanks!! 'I hate this, it looks so tacky.' *takes them down*
Scorpio: Aww, why'd you take them down?
Aries: If you approve of something I wear, I change it. Sorry Scorpio, but it's in the Rules.
Scorpio: It is?! Where?! *pulls a really thick book out of her left jeans pocket* Hmmm...Oh, there it is! It says, "If Scorpio compliments Aries on her wardrobe or hairstyle, Aries must act goody-goody towards her and then change whatever she approved of."...Hey wait! You wrote these, Aries!!
Aries: Yep^^
Scorpio: You're so mean!!! *starts to walk away*
Aries: I wouldn't go that way if I were—
*thump*
Aries: —you.
Kagome: What happened to your friend?
Aries: Oh, not much. She just walked off the edge of a very steep cliff into a pit of shallow water and man eating crocodiles.
Kagome: WHAT?! Oh my gosh!!
Aries: Just kidding! She tripped, that's all. Jeez Kagome! You're the most gullible person I've ever met!
Kagome: Grrr!!! *chasing Aries*
Aries: Waaaaaaahh!!! *running away frantically*
Everyone else: *sipping tea*
Miroku: Will she ever learn?
Shippo: Nope.
Sango: I agree.
InuYasha: Yeah...HEY! She's my reincarnation!!!
M, S, & S: Yep. *sigh*
InuYasha: Mommy, can I please keel over and die now? *falls over and curls into a ball and starts sucking his...(no you hentai's!)...thumb*
~meanwhile~
Aries: Mommy!!! 'Okay, if I play dead she'll probably leave me alone. If she doesn't, I'm half demon now. It can't hurt that much.'
Kagome: *light bulb moment* Yeah! That's it! Aries, SIT!!!
Aries: *SLAM* Ouchies...
Kagome: *walks over to her* So, Aries, have you learned your lesson?
Aries: AHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! *covers eyes*
Kagome: *kicks her in the stomach* I hate you!
Aries: Good! Now go away, you stupid goody-goody, err...person!!!
Kagome: *already a long way off*
Aries: *clutches sides* Ouch! I'm never messing with that girl again!
Kagome: *clutches foot* Ouch! I'm never messing with that girl again!
~back with Inu~
Libra: Oh no! I need to get home to my time and study! I have a test soon!
Sango: You sound just like...Kagome?! I never would have guessed! But how is that possible?! She's from your time, too!
Libra: No, not really. I came from the future of the future, so it's possible, I guess.
Aquarius: Yep. *rewinds her tape recorder and plays it*
Kagome: *on cue with recorder* Oh no! I need to get home to my time and study! I have a test soon!
Everyone else: O_O Whoa.
Kagome: What?!
Everyone else: When'd you get here?!
Kagome: Just now. Why?
Everyone else: O_O You mean you didn't know that you were talking the same time as that thing and it was the same exact words?
Kagome: No. And how come you're all saying the exact same thing as each other at the same time, huh?
Everyone else: Dunno.
Kagome: Oh well. *starts to walk over to her bag but trips over a beanie baby* Ouch! I think I broke my ankle!!
Libra: Oops! *snatches it up* Oh, poor baby! Are you okay? *cradling it in her arms* Did that mean girl Kagome hurt you? Aww. It's okay now. Don't cry. Shhh.
Everyone else: O_O
Gemini: Yep. Now I know that she's Kagome's reincarnation. She's picking sides.
Kagome: I do not pick sides!
Everyone else but Shippo: YES YOU DO!!!
Shippo: No she doesn't!
Everyone else but Kag: YES SHE DOES!!!
Shippo & Kagome: Oh, okay.
~meanwhile~
Capricorn: *running in circles* Tama-Chan! Help me!!
Sesshoumaru: *sipping tea* 'Why does she run if I'm not chasing her?' *turns around to look at her*
Capricorn: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! Sesshy, heeeeeelp!!
Jaken: *undead, rotting and stuff* Lady Sesshoumaru! Come here and let me show you something!
Sesshoumaru: I'm not a woman, Jaken.
Jaken: *dismembered head facing Sesshy while his body chases Capri* Sorry, milord. Could you kindly turn me to face her then?
Sesshoumaru: No, but could you kindly go die again without coming back? Your decaying flesh smells rather grotesque. Plus I don't really like you. *turns his back on Jaken*
~start flashback~
Jaken: Yes. Perfect. *makes a "frame" with his fingers of Sesshoumaru's butt*
Sesshoumaru: *turns around* What are you doing, Jaken?
Jaken: *quickly puts hands behind his back* Nothing, milord! *tries to smile but makes his face look screwed up*
Sesshoumaru: Jaken, do you need some Gas-X or something? You look horribly...err...pale?
Jaken: No, milord! I was only smiling at you!
Sesshoumaru: Okay, but seriously, do you need any Ex-Lax?
Jaken: NO MILORD I'M FINE!!!
Sesshoumaru: *pout face* Ya didn't have to bite my head off, ya know!
Jaken: Sorry, milord. *walks over and tries to pat him on the leg*
Sesshoumaru: *kicks him to Antarctica*
Jaken: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - oofah!
Sesshoumaru: I really should be an actor. *evil smirk* Oh well, that should take care of him for at least a week or two. Come, Rin.
Rin: Okay Fluffy-Man!
Sesshoumaru: *death glare*
Rin: Eep! *runs away faster than Sesshy could catch her*
Sesshoumaru: I swear, I'm surrounded by idiots. One of them thinks I'm gay like him, and the other thinks I'm her father or boyfriend or something. *sigh*
~end flashback~
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The end, people!
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C-Aries: Wow. That was a really bad chapter, because ONCE AGAIN I got no reviews (hint alert!), so please review and give me some ideas!!!
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I'll take anything!
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