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Chappie 5
Scorpio's Revenge and the Incredible Gemini!
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Scorpio: *knocked out from her 3ft fall*
Gemini: Uh, Scorpio?
Scorpio: Don't pine me.
Gemini: Eh?
Scorpio: Get away you rat with a wig on.
Gemini: *sniff* I prefer the term "rodent," thank you very much.
Scorpio: *wakes up* Dude, rodents creep me out.
Gemini: Is that all I am to you?! I thought I meant more to you than that!
Scorpio: Okay...buh bye then.
Gemini: *Hug of Doom*Wow, really?! Do you really mean it?!
Scorpio: Uh, yes?
Gemini: *gets off* Yay! Then I'll pet him and hug him and call him George. *runs off*
Scorpio: Who?
Gemini: MIROKU COME BACK!!!
Miroku: MOMMY! SAVE ME FROM THAT CRAZY THING!!!
Scorpio: Oh. In that case I better start plotting my revenge on Aries.
Gemini: HEY MIROKU!! HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW SCARED ARIES IS OF FRIED PENGUINS THAT WEAR G-STRINGS?
Scorpio: There's an idea.
Gemini: THAT'S RIGHT! I HAVEN'T! BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST!
Scorpio: Shit. I mean schnitzel. Hey, I know!
~meanwhile, in Antarctica~
Jaken: *re-assembled, lying face down in the snow, shivering* B-but milord! I think purple tights would look love-r-ly on you. Butt monkeys. Butt monkeys, butt monkeys, butt monkeys, butt monkeys! WEEEE!!!
~who cares about him anyway? Back to Scorpio~
Scorpio: Hmm... The scariest thing I've ever seen is...that science thing we did the other day! (A/N: A smiling kidney with its own excretory system and shoes. For some reason, it reminded me of the Blair Witch Project.)
~3 hours later~
(Hundreds of Stickmen, paper kidneys, and smiley faces are hung from trees)
Scorpio: Good enough. *hides behind bushes*
Aries: *walks up, eyes closed* Something smells really good! *opens eyes, and there's a kidney in front of her face* SCREAM!!!!! Um, I mean, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Scorpio: That should hold her for a while.
Aries: *keeps walking into them* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OKAY! I"LL ADMIT IT!!! MY MOTHER WAS A—— *tree falls on her* — Hello Mr. Penguin! Wait, what's that? Can you hear it too, Mr. Penguin? Pretty stars! Bum bum bum bum! (A/N: Think of the scary music people's.)
Gemini: *walks up dragging an unconscious Miroku by his hair (A/N: yup, caveman style)* Hey, it's the Blair Witch Project! Can I die first? Pweeze? *puppy eyes*
Scorpio: Yes, please do.
Gemini: YAY! *drops Miroku on his side and leaves a Jaken plushie by his face, then runs away* Tama-Chaaaaaaaaan!!! Come here!!! Stupid turtle!!!
Tama-Chan: *hears her from the Love Hina set* My uh Myuhh. (translation: Fuck off bitch, I'm tanning.)
Gemini: FUCK YOU!
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End Chappie
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C-Aries: Okay, well, I couldn't think of anything after this. Please give me suggestions!
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Chappie 5
Scorpio's Revenge and the Incredible Gemini!
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Scorpio: *knocked out from her 3ft fall*
Gemini: Uh, Scorpio?
Scorpio: Don't pine me.
Gemini: Eh?
Scorpio: Get away you rat with a wig on.
Gemini: *sniff* I prefer the term "rodent," thank you very much.
Scorpio: *wakes up* Dude, rodents creep me out.
Gemini: Is that all I am to you?! I thought I meant more to you than that!
Scorpio: Okay...buh bye then.
Gemini: *Hug of Doom*Wow, really?! Do you really mean it?!
Scorpio: Uh, yes?
Gemini: *gets off* Yay! Then I'll pet him and hug him and call him George. *runs off*
Scorpio: Who?
Gemini: MIROKU COME BACK!!!
Miroku: MOMMY! SAVE ME FROM THAT CRAZY THING!!!
Scorpio: Oh. In that case I better start plotting my revenge on Aries.
Gemini: HEY MIROKU!! HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW SCARED ARIES IS OF FRIED PENGUINS THAT WEAR G-STRINGS?
Scorpio: There's an idea.
Gemini: THAT'S RIGHT! I HAVEN'T! BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST!
Scorpio: Shit. I mean schnitzel. Hey, I know!
~meanwhile, in Antarctica~
Jaken: *re-assembled, lying face down in the snow, shivering* B-but milord! I think purple tights would look love-r-ly on you. Butt monkeys. Butt monkeys, butt monkeys, butt monkeys, butt monkeys! WEEEE!!!
~who cares about him anyway? Back to Scorpio~
Scorpio: Hmm... The scariest thing I've ever seen is...that science thing we did the other day! (A/N: A smiling kidney with its own excretory system and shoes. For some reason, it reminded me of the Blair Witch Project.)
~3 hours later~
(Hundreds of Stickmen, paper kidneys, and smiley faces are hung from trees)
Scorpio: Good enough. *hides behind bushes*
Aries: *walks up, eyes closed* Something smells really good! *opens eyes, and there's a kidney in front of her face* SCREAM!!!!! Um, I mean, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Scorpio: That should hold her for a while.
Aries: *keeps walking into them* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OKAY! I"LL ADMIT IT!!! MY MOTHER WAS A—— *tree falls on her* — Hello Mr. Penguin! Wait, what's that? Can you hear it too, Mr. Penguin? Pretty stars! Bum bum bum bum! (A/N: Think of the scary music people's.)
Gemini: *walks up dragging an unconscious Miroku by his hair (A/N: yup, caveman style)* Hey, it's the Blair Witch Project! Can I die first? Pweeze? *puppy eyes*
Scorpio: Yes, please do.
Gemini: YAY! *drops Miroku on his side and leaves a Jaken plushie by his face, then runs away* Tama-Chaaaaaaaaan!!! Come here!!! Stupid turtle!!!
Tama-Chan: *hears her from the Love Hina set* My uh Myuhh. (translation: Fuck off bitch, I'm tanning.)
Gemini: FUCK YOU!
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End Chappie
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C-Aries: Okay, well, I couldn't think of anything after this. Please give me suggestions!
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