C-Aries: Yeah, okay, well, I've decided to start answering reviews again.
To all of you who don't like it, whatever, just complain all you want.
EvilRadioactiveHamsters— Thanks much! I did put more Scorpio in, I don't know if that was to your satisfaction, but... yeah okay well thanks!
anime qeeun— Thank you so much for your support, I tried to update ASAP but ya know... Thanks for your suggestion, it's great, and I will definitely use it!!
Libra— Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, but it's true! You act exactly like Kagome!
To everyone reading this: I'm soooo sorry for not updating. Really. I had finals coming up, and on top of that I couldn't get on the comp because I was grounded... and also I couldn't get up late and write because my door squeaks big time now. Also this chapter will be with the things for inside jokes.
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Chappie Six: Taurus, Leo, and the Chibi-Hirai!
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Taurus: reading a magazine Oh, he's sooo hot! Oh, but he's good too... but this one, he's also pretty cute...
Leo: Hey perv, whatcha readin'?
Taurus: Whaddahuh? hides magazine AHHHH oh hi, Leo. It was just, uh, a...
Leo: Tourists' guide to Italy?
Taurus: Uh, yeah! That! How'd you know? shifts eyes
Leo: sweatdrop Um, I'm psychic...?
Taurus: Oh, there's Koga! Gotta run!
Leo: Sigh... what a pervert.
Taurus: grabs Koga's hands Koga, I was just thinking, and—
Koga: No, I will not bear your child! sobs I, I just... I can't! Can't you see that I... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! runs off crying
Taurus: Damn. For a hottie, he sure is retarded. Oh well. runs up to Shippo Shippo, I was wondering... No wait! Oops! I'm asking the wrong gender!
Shippo: NO YOU'RE NOT, DIPSHIT!!!
Everyone else: O.O 'Oh fuck... He's lost his mind again...'
Taurus: WANNA BET, YA QUEER LITTLE BABOON?!
Shippo: I'M NOT MICHEAL JACKSON OR NARAKU!!!
Taurus: Oh yeah... Sorry Shippo!
Shippo: No prob.
Taurus: Cool. runs up to Miroku and grabs his hands Miroku, I know this is sudden, but, well... Will you bear my child?
Everyone else: O.o# 'Oh fuck, we're all gonna lose it one by one...'
Miroku: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Taurus: Oh shit that came out wrong, lemme try again. Ahem. Miroku, I know this is sudden—
InuYasha: Yeah, yeah, just get on with it ya twip.
Taurus: SHUT UP YOU LESBIAN MANWHORE!!!
InuYasha: Eh?
Taurus: Ummm, anywho, Miroku... can I bear your child?
Sango: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! NONONONONO!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!
Everyone else: Whaddahuh?
Sango: blushing Well, uh, I, uh, um...
Miroku: Sango dearest, will you— crack
Sango: picks up the broken Hiraikotsu Fuck no you fucking perv!
Miroku: Eheh... KO'd
Leo: Damn, your relationship is twisted. pulls out a sharp knife and walks away
Taurus: Noooo! Don't do it! Don't kill yourself because of my unhealthy, stupid, tainted mind! Please!
Leo: comes back with a jewel shard and a 2ft bone W.T.F. mate? I just sensed a demon and got it, so yeah... starts carving the bone into a boomerang with the knife
2 ½ minutes later
Leo: There! Done! holds up the shiny new boomerang
Everyone else: Ooooooh. Aaaaahh. So prettyfullz.
Leo: Freaky. Bye, I'm gonna go and test this thing out!
Everyone else: staring at a painting of Jaken Ooooooh. Aaaaahh. That'sthemostugliestthingI'veeverseeninmyfrigginlifetimeImeanthat'sjustwrong , deep breath Eww.
To the Let'sgoseethatuglythingJakendie Mobile!! (AKA meanwhile in Antarctica...)
(Hey Ya playing in the background) Jaken: wearing a neon orange bikini and looking like he normally does Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture!
(suddenly music stops)
Penguin: wearing a Santa Claus costume Hi, I'm Jello the Penguin, welcoming you to MTV's 5th annual AntarctiParty live from Antarticica!! WOO!! Penguin penguin!! Ahem, anyways, PAR-TAAAYY!!!
(music starts again)
Jaken: Shake it Jello shake it!!
Jello: does the Macarena Penguin penguin! shoots Jaken
Jaken: dies
Wow that was disturbing.
Leo: throws boomerang
Boomerang: Swish swish. Clang clang. hits the ground
Leo: Damn. Oh well, I'll try one last time. throws it
Boomerang: flies and cuts down 5 trees then comes back to Leo
Leo: Dude.
Boomerang: Sweet.
Leo: Dude. Wait. What the duce?
Boomerang: Sweet.
Leo: Scream. Oh I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boomerang: dies
Leo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I shall call you Chibi-Hirai. Oh fuck I'm Sango and Taurus is Miroku. Damn! gets sucked into a portal Ooh, the colors. gets transported back home
meanwhile
Taurus: Miroku? Hellooooooooo. Mirokuuuuuuuu. pokes Miroku
Miroku: Why of course not Mommy! I didn't steal the cookies! WEEEEEEEEEE sits up really fast-like Huh? is awake Oh hi.
Taurus: Uh Miroku, I was wondering...
Miroku: NO
Taurus: Will you...
Miroku: NO
Taurus: Teach me to be a real perv?
Miroku: NO I mean sure thing. teaches
Taurus: learns WEEEEEEEE now I can be a real boy, I mean perv! Oh fuck I'm Miroku. Damn! gets sucked into a portal Ooh, the fishies. gets transported back home
Miroku: Dude.
Chibi-Hirai: comes from nowhere Sweet. Dies
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chibi-Hirai: sucked into a portal that leads to Leo's house
Miroku: YAY spasm
meanwhile
Sagi: YAY I have fun not cussing! Oh Fluff I'm Shippo. Darn! sucked into a portal Ooh, the... Ouch! gets home
meanwhile (A/N: Wow I use that a lot don't I. Oh well!)
Libra: Must. Resist. Urge. To. STUDY!!!!!! pulls out giant book Wow E=MC squared? Cool! Test coming up! Study study study!!! Oh fuck I'm Kagome... Wait what was that last part again? ...Oh! Damn! portalness Ooh the frying pans! (BANG!) Ouchies! home-ness
meanwhile
Scorpio: thinking up evil plan Oh fuck I'm Naraku. Shit! no portal Damn! portal Ooh the disturbing nothing-ness of a portal! home
meanwhile
Every other 13-year-old girl but Aries: Oh fuck I'm (insert random word here). Damn! portal WEEEEEEEEEE home
InuYasha: Well little wench are you gonna go too?
Aries: HELL NO!!
InuYasha: WHY?
Aries: CUZ CAPRI ISN"T GONE YET AND I WANNA BE LAST!!!!
InuYasha: Oh, okay. pokes a worm WEEEEEE WORMS ARE FUN!!!!!
Aries: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: OKAY silence
Aries: runs over to where Sesshy and Capri are Hey Capri! S'up?
Capri: Oh nothing. stares into space
Aries: Well YOU DAMN WELL BETTER DO SOMETHING!
Capri: Go away you worthless hanyou. This Capricorn does not wish to hear you speak.
Aries: Whoa. Scary.
Capri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm— portal and stuff
Aries: Okay well... Bye Fluffy love ya!
Sesshy: Grr! lunges
Aries: portal HAHA FUCK YOU!!! Ow!
Sesshy: sniggers
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And so they lived on stupidly ever after. WEEEEEEEEEEE
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C-Aries: Oh, and did I mention that this was the last chapter? dodges random flying objects But don't worry, I have a new story up and I'll be writing some more. Review!!!! Ja ne!!
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EvilRadioactiveHamsters— Thanks much! I did put more Scorpio in, I don't know if that was to your satisfaction, but... yeah okay well thanks!
anime qeeun— Thank you so much for your support, I tried to update ASAP but ya know... Thanks for your suggestion, it's great, and I will definitely use it!!
Libra— Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, but it's true! You act exactly like Kagome!
To everyone reading this: I'm soooo sorry for not updating. Really. I had finals coming up, and on top of that I couldn't get on the comp because I was grounded... and also I couldn't get up late and write because my door squeaks big time now. Also this chapter will be with the things for inside jokes.
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Chappie Six: Taurus, Leo, and the Chibi-Hirai!
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Taurus: reading a magazine Oh, he's sooo hot! Oh, but he's good too... but this one, he's also pretty cute...
Leo: Hey perv, whatcha readin'?
Taurus: Whaddahuh? hides magazine AHHHH oh hi, Leo. It was just, uh, a...
Leo: Tourists' guide to Italy?
Taurus: Uh, yeah! That! How'd you know? shifts eyes
Leo: sweatdrop Um, I'm psychic...?
Taurus: Oh, there's Koga! Gotta run!
Leo: Sigh... what a pervert.
Taurus: grabs Koga's hands Koga, I was just thinking, and—
Koga: No, I will not bear your child! sobs I, I just... I can't! Can't you see that I... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! runs off crying
Taurus: Damn. For a hottie, he sure is retarded. Oh well. runs up to Shippo Shippo, I was wondering... No wait! Oops! I'm asking the wrong gender!
Shippo: NO YOU'RE NOT, DIPSHIT!!!
Everyone else: O.O 'Oh fuck... He's lost his mind again...'
Taurus: WANNA BET, YA QUEER LITTLE BABOON?!
Shippo: I'M NOT MICHEAL JACKSON OR NARAKU!!!
Taurus: Oh yeah... Sorry Shippo!
Shippo: No prob.
Taurus: Cool. runs up to Miroku and grabs his hands Miroku, I know this is sudden, but, well... Will you bear my child?
Everyone else: O.o# 'Oh fuck, we're all gonna lose it one by one...'
Miroku: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Taurus: Oh shit that came out wrong, lemme try again. Ahem. Miroku, I know this is sudden—
InuYasha: Yeah, yeah, just get on with it ya twip.
Taurus: SHUT UP YOU LESBIAN MANWHORE!!!
InuYasha: Eh?
Taurus: Ummm, anywho, Miroku... can I bear your child?
Sango: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! NONONONONO!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!
Everyone else: Whaddahuh?
Sango: blushing Well, uh, I, uh, um...
Miroku: Sango dearest, will you— crack
Sango: picks up the broken Hiraikotsu Fuck no you fucking perv!
Miroku: Eheh... KO'd
Leo: Damn, your relationship is twisted. pulls out a sharp knife and walks away
Taurus: Noooo! Don't do it! Don't kill yourself because of my unhealthy, stupid, tainted mind! Please!
Leo: comes back with a jewel shard and a 2ft bone W.T.F. mate? I just sensed a demon and got it, so yeah... starts carving the bone into a boomerang with the knife
2 ½ minutes later
Leo: There! Done! holds up the shiny new boomerang
Everyone else: Ooooooh. Aaaaahh. So prettyfullz.
Leo: Freaky. Bye, I'm gonna go and test this thing out!
Everyone else: staring at a painting of Jaken Ooooooh. Aaaaahh. That'sthemostugliestthingI'veeverseeninmyfrigginlifetimeImeanthat'sjustwrong , deep breath Eww.
To the Let'sgoseethatuglythingJakendie Mobile!! (AKA meanwhile in Antarctica...)
(Hey Ya playing in the background) Jaken: wearing a neon orange bikini and looking like he normally does Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture!
(suddenly music stops)
Penguin: wearing a Santa Claus costume Hi, I'm Jello the Penguin, welcoming you to MTV's 5th annual AntarctiParty live from Antarticica!! WOO!! Penguin penguin!! Ahem, anyways, PAR-TAAAYY!!!
(music starts again)
Jaken: Shake it Jello shake it!!
Jello: does the Macarena Penguin penguin! shoots Jaken
Jaken: dies
Wow that was disturbing.
Leo: throws boomerang
Boomerang: Swish swish. Clang clang. hits the ground
Leo: Damn. Oh well, I'll try one last time. throws it
Boomerang: flies and cuts down 5 trees then comes back to Leo
Leo: Dude.
Boomerang: Sweet.
Leo: Dude. Wait. What the duce?
Boomerang: Sweet.
Leo: Scream. Oh I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boomerang: dies
Leo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I shall call you Chibi-Hirai. Oh fuck I'm Sango and Taurus is Miroku. Damn! gets sucked into a portal Ooh, the colors. gets transported back home
meanwhile
Taurus: Miroku? Hellooooooooo. Mirokuuuuuuuu. pokes Miroku
Miroku: Why of course not Mommy! I didn't steal the cookies! WEEEEEEEEEE sits up really fast-like Huh? is awake Oh hi.
Taurus: Uh Miroku, I was wondering...
Miroku: NO
Taurus: Will you...
Miroku: NO
Taurus: Teach me to be a real perv?
Miroku: NO I mean sure thing. teaches
Taurus: learns WEEEEEEEE now I can be a real boy, I mean perv! Oh fuck I'm Miroku. Damn! gets sucked into a portal Ooh, the fishies. gets transported back home
Miroku: Dude.
Chibi-Hirai: comes from nowhere Sweet. Dies
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chibi-Hirai: sucked into a portal that leads to Leo's house
Miroku: YAY spasm
meanwhile
Sagi: YAY I have fun not cussing! Oh Fluff I'm Shippo. Darn! sucked into a portal Ooh, the... Ouch! gets home
meanwhile (A/N: Wow I use that a lot don't I. Oh well!)
Libra: Must. Resist. Urge. To. STUDY!!!!!! pulls out giant book Wow E=MC squared? Cool! Test coming up! Study study study!!! Oh fuck I'm Kagome... Wait what was that last part again? ...Oh! Damn! portalness Ooh the frying pans! (BANG!) Ouchies! home-ness
meanwhile
Scorpio: thinking up evil plan Oh fuck I'm Naraku. Shit! no portal Damn! portal Ooh the disturbing nothing-ness of a portal! home
meanwhile
Every other 13-year-old girl but Aries: Oh fuck I'm (insert random word here). Damn! portal WEEEEEEEEEE home
InuYasha: Well little wench are you gonna go too?
Aries: HELL NO!!
InuYasha: WHY?
Aries: CUZ CAPRI ISN"T GONE YET AND I WANNA BE LAST!!!!
InuYasha: Oh, okay. pokes a worm WEEEEEE WORMS ARE FUN!!!!!
Aries: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: OKAY silence
Aries: runs over to where Sesshy and Capri are Hey Capri! S'up?
Capri: Oh nothing. stares into space
Aries: Well YOU DAMN WELL BETTER DO SOMETHING!
Capri: Go away you worthless hanyou. This Capricorn does not wish to hear you speak.
Aries: Whoa. Scary.
Capri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm— portal and stuff
Aries: Okay well... Bye Fluffy love ya!
Sesshy: Grr! lunges
Aries: portal HAHA FUCK YOU!!! Ow!
Sesshy: sniggers
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And so they lived on stupidly ever after. WEEEEEEEEEEE
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END
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C-Aries: Oh, and did I mention that this was the last chapter? dodges random flying objects But don't worry, I have a new story up and I'll be writing some more. Review!!!! Ja ne!!
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