Hello again! I would like to make some corrections with this story.

1. The name Serenity Van Dracula was suppose to be Serenity Verna. My younger brother uploaded my story for me and thought it would be fun to screw with my story. Sorry about the mix up.

2. I would like to state there WILL BE COMPLETE OOCNESS out of most everyone, okay.

3. A reviewer said I was trying to make Serenity like Mary Sue or someone; I have no fucking idea who she is. Someone tell me please.

4. If you want to send me a flame, don't do dick around; just tell me straight up what you didn't like, okay? I don't like it when people give me BULL SHIT! You know who you are!

5. And the biggest one, I'm not used to writing vampire fiction, I usually write Gundam Wing, Witch Hunter Robin or other animes so forgive me if this is not up to par. Thank you. Now on to the story! (Bows head and walks away).

Chapter Two.

While Serenity was walking with Seras to the main office area, she told her all the secrets her master said that was not true. Alucard was in Integra's office discussing his new mission when Seras stormed in. he looked up at her, mildly surprised and Integra was a little jumpy. She saw the look Seras had and before anything could start in her office she said.

"Seras, if you have a problem with Alucard, then take outside. I don't want my office to be torn up again." Seras nodded and Alucard looked at his master.

"Move your ass master, we have A LOT to talk about." She said to him. Alucard phased outside and Seras was walking out when Integra called out.

"Seras, why are you in this mood? Also, tomorrow you have a class to teach, be ready." she asked.

"Because my master lied to me. Oh and congrads." Seras said and left Integra a little confused as her husband walked in.

"Dear you and I need to talk." Integra said as she looked lovingly at her husband.

Outside.

Alucard was dodging the bullets as Seras shoot at him. He wasn't sure where she had so many, but he was having a little fun. Seras ran out of bullets, she threw the gun at Alucard's head and hit him.

"Police Girl what is the meaning of all this?" he asked when the gun hit him in the face. Then as he blinked away the stars he saw, Seras hit him with her fist when the stars were gone.

"Police Girl!" he yelled and then ducked when she went to hit him again. He caught her fist, but didn't see her foot as it made contact with his ass. He fell forward a little and let go of her wrist. However she then came back and hit him in the balls with the tip of her shoe. Alucard caught her ankle and twisted it so she fell to the ground. He pinned her down and looked at her.

"Police Girl! Why the hell do you keep attacking me?" he asked. She head butted him and he didn't move.

"Because you lied to me! Serenity told me the truth about things, you lying bastard." She said as she did an old police move. She tucked her elbows into her side and he lost his grip. Seras then rolled over so she was on top.

"Why did you lie to me?" she asked.

"Because I didn't have to tell you the truth till I was sure you could handle it all!" he said. She got off him and walked back to the mansion. Alucard left her, not wanting to be attacked again, although he did admit he had a fun dodging the bullets and fighting. Alucard went to his servant's room and watched as she got ready for bed. An idea hit him as he saw her through her shirt on the table. She put on her night dress and went to bed. Alucard waited a few minutes then grabbed her clothes and used his magic to shrink it one size smaller. He out it back on the table and went to bed himself as the sun rose.

The next night.

Seras got up as she heard her alarm clock go off. She switched the alarm off and sat up. On the table her clothes were folded neatly and a pack of blood was waiting. She gulped down her blood and got dressed the night's class. She thought her skirt and shirt were a bit tight. She had trouble buttoning the top buttons around her breasts and she couldn't get the neck of her shirt to button.

'Okay, something is wrong, but I have no time to find out what. Dam it all to hell!' she mentally cursed, Alucard smiled as he heard her thoughts.

Before leaving she inspected herself. Her shirt exposed her neck and her collar bone, she was glad it did not expose her breasts. Seras went to the training area and looked at the new recruits. The Hellsing organization had grown again, and bigger than before. Seras usually taught the first class for new recruits, she would look to see who was strong and who wouldn't last. However, they always made cracks about her breasts. Tonight was no exception. Seras felt really uncomfortable as she stood in front of the new recruits. They mainly stared at her breasts in her too tight shirt.

'If I find the person who did this, I'll kill them myself.' She thought, Alucard was silently laughing to himself.

"Listen up, I'm your instructor. My name is Seras Victoria; you will call me instructor Victoria. Do you have any questions?!" she yelled, getting the men's attention.

"Yes ma'am!" the men said. "First thing first. You all will be tested on your basic shooting skills. Here is the standard Kock MP5, you will have to shot that target. Remember to aim for the head and the heart." She said as the men took a gun. They were in a line, waiting for Seras to tell them to shoot.

"Instructor Victoria, why do we have to shoot for the head and heart?" a trainee asked.

"Because if you don't shoot the head and heart, you'll be killed. It won't be quick and easy either, it's long, painful and cruel. Now get ready to fire from four hundred feet." She instructed. The men took aim, ready for Seras's word.

"Ready, fire!" she said. The men did as told. For the next two hours they practiced basic (Hellsing standard) techniques and were informed on vampires, ghouls and freaks. However, near the last two minutes of the class, Alucard was some what disappointed that her shirt or skirt hadn't ripped yet. So he decided to fix that little problem. He de-materialized himself and slowly, without Seras noticing, undid her top buttons. Seras felt cold air on her chest and her students were gawking at her. She looked down and would have died of embarrassment if she was not already dead. Her breasts and new black bra was exposed. She turned around and tried to button it up, but it wouldn't button.

"Class dismissed." She said and jetted out the door, nearly knocking Walter over as she ran to her room. Seras looked around for her extra top but couldn't find it. However, she did sense as her master materialized into her room.

"Master this is not the time for jokes or what ever Bull shit you want to discuss with me. Get out now!" she said with her back to him.

"So, police girl, planning on doing a strip show for the trainees? But maybe you could wear this." he asked with his usual psychotic grin. With one hand holding her shirt close, Seras turned around. Alucard held her spare shirt in his hands, his grin plastered on his face.

"You Bastard! Give me back my shirt!" she yelled as she went after her shirt. Alucard held it just out of reach. He took a few steps back, she still followed after her shirt and Seras kept trying to keep her blouse close. This continued for a few minutes more, and then Walter came to Seras's door. He heard shouting on the other side.

"Master! I want my shirt back now!" she yelled. "Oh and you don't want the skirt?" he laughed.

"What?! Bastard! Give it back this instant! I would kill you if you wouldn't come back to life. Now give me back my shirt." Walter heard Seras yell.

"Hey! Give that back to me!" Alucard now yelled.

"Not until you give me back my skirt and shirt!" she yelled back. Walter heard more shuffling.

"Give me my hat back and I'll give you your stuff." He said.

"I don't believe you." "You have to believe in me, I'm your master."

"You may be my master, but I still don't trust you! AHH!" Walter decided to step into Seras's room at the wrong second. As he stepped in and instantly regretted it. Seras was on the floor, Alucard was straddling her hips, his hands were holding her arms above her head and her shirt was open.

"I think I may have come in at a bad moment. Excuse me." Walter said shutting the door and running down the hallway. Seras and Alucard started at the closed door for a few more seconds, and then she pushed him off of her and grabbed her clothes. However Alucard grasped her wrist.

"My hat now." He growled. She tossed him the hat.

"Get out now!" she said and kicked him. He left, but not before he took her bra. Seras felt it disappear.

"Perverted dirty old man!" she yelled.

'That was my new bra I just got too.' She thought, Alucard heard this and chuckled.

Hoped you liked it. I would like to thank all the people who have reviewed, i'm new at doing Hellsing, forgive me.