What should have been
Chapter 2
Aer-seph4eva
Arigatou to everyone who reviewed this story. I very much appreciate it . For it makes me feel like I'm doing the right thing. I'm glad to see that most people like my portrayal of Zoisite as I have collected and studied the stars signs to aim for the perfect personality for all of our favourite characters.
Now my A.N is out of the way…..on with the fic!
The next day….
"Oh No! I'm late again!" Cried a certain meatball headed girl as she zoomed out of bed and through the many rooms of her house. She Kicked various items that were within her path as she began to go through her daily routine of getting ready and out the door within five minutes flat.
"Oh! I don't want to get another detention!" Serena cried as she pulled on her black shoes onto her dainty feet and deftly secured the metal buckles. Checking her image in the mirror for one last time, she quickly picked up all her bags and rushed out the front door.
She wasn't aware that as she slammed the door behind her, there was a certain evil chuckle from a certain chestnut hair boy, who was holding her pink rabbit clock in his hands.
"That should teach her. Man I should change the time on her clock more often," Sammy chuckled, a huge grin on his face that only a boy of his age could muster. He stopped suddenly when he felt a tap on his shoulder, causing him to turn around to see his mother looking down at him disapprovingly.
"Um Sammy? Why are you just standing at the bottom of the staircase?" Irene questioned, the ever infamous spatula held tightly within her hand as she noted the pink object within her son's hand. At further speculation she then realised what it was which then further confused her.
"Oh…and why have you got Serena's alarm clock in your hand?" she stated, raising a lilac eyebrow as Sammy merely laughed slightly while scratching the back of his head.
"Oh nothing Mom. Just playing a practical joke on Serena." The chestnut haired boy stated calmly as he pointed to the time on the clock then at the clock on the wall. There was a significant half an hour difference.
Irene just shook her head. "Oh Sammy.."
"Well at least Serena will get to school on time," the brunette continued as Irene just smiled slightly.
"Hnnn. I guess your right, but you shouldn't place practical jokes son your sister. You know that she is easily upset." She scolded.
"I know that's why I do it…" Sammy muttered under his breath followed by an evil giggle, before realising that his mother was within hearing range and that she was holding her spatula in a rather menacing way.
"I mean!" Sammy began but was hushed when he stared up into his mother's bemused chocolate depths.
"Sammy, don't you have school today?" Irene questioned as she stared down at her son.
"Um ..Oh yeah!. I'll get ready now," Sammy finished before dashing upstairs to retrieve his schoolbag while his mother just shook her head with a smile.
"Sammy and Serena. They are too alike…"
"Gah! I'm not gonna make it, and my legs hurt!" Serena whined as she ran at full speed around one corner then another, using a lamppost at the edge of the road for extra momentum. She hoped beyond hoping that she would manage to get to school before Miss Haruna slams down onto her big time.
"Oh and today's Science and I have done no homework. I really have to book it!" the blonde cried, tripping over some slabs which had become dislodged. She cringed inwardly, as he bravely made herself to her feet without shedding a single tear.
"I have no time for crying. Miss H is gonna definitely give me an detention now!" the blonde sighed, as she rubbed her sore knee that had began to swell red.
"Ugh I can't run cause my knee hurts!" the blonde whined as she began the slow and tedious yet painful task of limping to school. She paused suddenly as she heard a shout from behind her.
"Serena!"
'Did someone call my name?' the blonde pondered before shaking her head, knowing that she didn't have enough time to think since she was late for school.
"SERENA!"
The blonde froze and turned around slowly as she watched two figures slowly walk up to her. A broad smile crossed her face as she instantly recognised one with the flame hued hair and the striking green eyes and then the other figure was easily noticeable with the standard large lenses glasses and the perfect blue school uniform.
"Hey Molly! Hey Melvin!" Serena cried out, waving both of her arms in excitement as they both waved back in return.
"Hey Serena, you're up early. Are you excited like me for your Biology exam? I studied all night all about the life of worms and the way their cells work." Melvin stated calmly, repositioning his glasses while the two girls sweat dropped.
"Yeah Serena. I have never seen you up so early. Are you feeling faint?" the red head questioned as she moved to place a hand on the blonde's forehead as she blinked in confusion.
"What do you mean early? I left the house at ten to nine." Serena stated as Molly and Melvin just looked at the blonde with mutual bemusement.
"Um…no Serena, it's just gone quarter past eight. See" the red head stated as she showed her watch to the blonde who could only blink in response.
She was silent for a split second.
"AAGHHH I bet it was Sammy. That little shrimp!" She exclaimed in outrage, her face red with anger as many plots of revenge began to plant themselves into her head.
"…yes….the ketchup…in his hair…" the blonde chuckled menacingly while Melvin and Molly once again worried about the sanity of their friend. Being the ever intelligent prodigy that he was, Melvin decided to quickly change the blondes thoughts before they went a step too far.
"Um Serena. Did you know that we are having a substitute teacher today, since Miss H is away?"
Serena stopped mid ramble.
"A...substitute…. teacher?"
Molly too raised an eyebrow in question as she looked down at the small teen. "Where did you get this information Melvin?"
"Well…." Melvin began, wagging his finger in front of the girls. "I can't tell you how… but Miss H is gong to be away since she has been down with the flu recently so we're gonna get a new teacher for a least a few weeks!"
"Oh cool!" Serena squealed as she rubbed her hands in excitement. "Then I can pig out in class and sleep all I want, hahahaha," she giggled as Molly nodded in agreement.
"Oh and did you know that the new girl. Ami Mizuno. She's gonna be starting off in our class." Melvin added a pleased look on his face to have found such information. Sometimes his intelligence and knowledge even surprised himself.
Serena blinked. "That rumoured brainiac girl? Why is she in our class?"
"Melvin shrugged "Who knows but I've heard that she has got an IQ of 300. I would love to see if she has the same interests as me about studying molluscs." He stated as both Molly and Serena mutually flinched in response.
"What's an IQ?" the blonde questioned after a moment causing the two teens to weakly laugh.
The red head just laughed and tugged the blonde's arm in the direction towards school.
"Oh it's nothing Serena. Lets get to school. Anyway…. Rumour has it that this new substitute teacher is really sexy. Well that's what one of my friend's said."
"Oh." The blonde raised an eyebrow with interest, her cerulean eyes sparkling with interest.
"Yeah he has got blonde hair and green eyes and word has it that he studied in England. Cambridge University." Melvin stated as the two girls tried to picture their own dreamy versions of the teacher.
"Ooh I bet that he is a major hunkmeister," Usagi thought to herself trying to envision this suave teacher. The only male that fit the description was her friend Andrew from the arcade and perhaps if this mystery teacher looked like him, then maybe he would have the same personality like him.
'He could even be Andrew's brother.' The blonde pondered, giggling with excitement at the thought.
"So what are we waiting for Molly. Lets go and see him!" Serena exclaimed,
and then with a squeal, and a certain bruised knee entirely forgotten, the two best friends ran on forward to school, while Melvin sweat dropped as they sped off in the distance.
It only took him a moment to realise that they had left him.
"Slow down Molly! Serena! I've got asthma." the brunette panted as he dashed to keep up with them.
'8.44am'
"Hey Zoisite, I'm going now." Jadeite called from the bottom of the stairs, suitcase in one hand and his set of keys in another.
He heard a snort grunt and a sound similar to that of a ruffle of sheets from above, causing the general to roll his eyes.
'And I thought he said he was working today…' was the last thought in Jadeite's mind as he stepped through the front door and closed it behind him.
"Num num… stupid Jadeite waking me up in the early hours of the morning…Just cause he chose to work at such a ridiculous hour doesn't mean that…."
Green eyes dilated as they turned to look over at his newly bought clock on his bedside table.
"8:45am"
"KUSO!" and with that the blonde began to make a dash for the shower, turning the water onto freezing to wake him up as he scrubbed at his form.
"Stupid Jadeite not waking me up." The blonde growled, drying himself off as he made his way back to his bedroom. Pausing only to choose his outfit, the blonde pulled out a simple black shirt and his beige suit, quickly adorning them before rushing over to spend time on his hair. His strawberry blonde bangs were dripping slightly against the material of his clothes and they almost looked as if they were a copper hue. Picking up his wide tooth comb, the general began furiously combing the unruly locks before tying it up into his usual style.
"Darn bangs. Why can't you be long enough to tie up!" Zoisite growled, blowing at one certain honey hued lock that was in his line of vision. Another look at the time then gave him another mental slap in the face as he rushed to find his toothbrush, and he vigorously brushed his teeth, deciding that he didn't have enough time to eat his breakfast.
After finding himself presentable enough, he ran down the stairs and pulled on his tan hide shoes and picked up his suitcase which he fortunately managed to organize last night. He stared down at his watch on his wrist frowning lightly at the luminous digits which glared up at him.
'Man it's 8:55. I won't be able to make it in time to work. Maybe I could teleport?' the blonde pondered before shaking the thought directly out of his head, as he knew that the other generals would be able to pick up his signal if he used his abilities.
"Man I hate acting normal!" Zoisite growled to himself, checking himself one last time in the mirror, and trying to ignore the rumble in his stomach as he headed past the kitchen and to the front door opening up the safety latch before moving the handle.
"Well here goes Zoi, this is gonna be hell...' and with that, the blonde gave a fierce look of determination on his face before opening his front door and stepping out into the hallway following the not so lush carpets to the parking lot.
"Wow, I don't think this has ever happened before Molly!" Serena exclaimed, sitting down in her usual seat, looking over towards the teacher's table, seeing it unnaturally empty.
"Yeah, we have no teacher!" the red head chirped followed by a short laugh, leaning her back lazily against her chair while her feet laid upon the table.
"Yeah and no-one is working." Serena stated looking around the rowdy classroom as various pieces of paper shaped as origami birds and planes zoomed over her head by a certain male blonde. He grinned slyly in her direction causing Serena to blush and turn to look over at the cheerleading girls who were primping themselves, and rummaging through their itsy bitsy bags to find their secret stashes of makeup that they soon caked all over their faces.
"Well...Melvin's revising," Molly stated dryly as Serena sweat dropped at the unsurprising statement.
"Well, he's boring anyway...Oh hey look, that new girl Ami is studying too." Serena stated out loud pointing the girl out to Molly, who rolled her eyes with boredom.
"Ugh....how boring...." the auburn haired girl stated faking a yawn as Serena giggled.
"Maybe I could talk to her see seems fairly normal.....urrr.... besides revising when there is no teacher around," Serena stated, laughed at her own comment as she stared over at the new girl. Clad in the same uniform as Usagi, the girl seemed as plain and simple. Her mellow features and short navy hair complimented her sapphire eyes which stared down at a book in front of her in fierce concentration. Her lips nibbled the tip of her pencil in thought as she stared down at her questions.
"Well...if you really want to Serena." Molly stated shrugging lightly as she stretched her legs further across the table staring towards Ami.
"Yeah...I think I will!" the blonde decided as she got up out of her seat and began to make her way towards the new girl
What she wasn't aware that Ami was within earshot of the two girls and could easily hear their conversation taking place and the twin stares that she was feeling coming from them. The blue haired teen blushed slightly and continued solving another calculus problem that she had thought up out of her head, trying to reposition herself so that she couldn't see the two teens gawking at her.
'Why does everyone always seem to react to me like I am some sort of freak?'
She didn't realise that someone was behind her until she felt a soft hand tap lightly against her shoulder causing her to jump in shock.
"Oh. Sorry to shock you. I just wanted to say 'Hi'," Serena began scratching her head lightly with in embarrassment since she managed to scare the girl.
"Oh........" Ami stated slowly nodding with a slight smile on her lips yet her eyes still held a look of bemusement within her sapphire depths, still weighing up the idea of whether or not the girl in front of her was being spiteful or not.
'She seems friendly enough...' Ami pondered as she stared up into the blonde's face, the corners of her mouth twitching as she saw the twin buns adoring the girl's head with streaming pigtails which flowed down the girl's thin form.
'She's pretty, and she doesn't seem a threat, but why has she came to talk to me? usually no-one ever talks to me...... only for help with their homework,' Ami mused, calculating all the theories in he mind until she heard a soft giggle erupt from the blonde's lips.
"Oh! I'm sorry. I bet you must think I'm some weirdo, just coming up to you and not introducing myself." Serena stated cheerily causing Ami to laugh.
"My name is Serena, Serena Tsukino," the blonde stated holding out her arm. Ami looked down at it for a moment before raising her own hand to meet the other girls.
'No she doesn't seem a threat...'
Ami smiled in returned as she shook the girl's hand. "My name is Ami, Ami Mizuno."
Serena eyes twinkled with happiness as she retracted her hand. 'Cool, I have found a new friend!' She thought with glee as she rubbed her hands at the countless shopping trips to the mall she could now do with Ami. "Alright, now we've introduced each other, lets get to know one another. Since you have only been in this school for a little while, I guess you probably haven't had a proper look around this school," the blonde stated to the blue haired teen, moving a few books aside before plopping herself upon Ami's table, knowing that she wouldn't get told off since there was no teacher to reprimand her.
Ami shook her head in response, blue tendrils crossing her vision. "Oh not really."
"Well that needs to be changed then! I, Serena will come to your aid and give you a look around the school," Serena exclaimed, pumping her fist up in the air with emphasis causing Ami to sweat drop and laugh weakly.
"You don't have to..." she began raising her hands to the blonde. Never had anyone offered to help her, and she knew that she already knew where most of her classes were already as she was earlier issued a map. 'But, it would be nice to have some company.'
The blonde shook her head dramatically. "Oh nonsense! It is my duty as your new friend," Serena said loudly, holding up a peace sign and giving out a cheeky smile which caused Ami's face to warm up with embarrassment of this new attention upon her.
'Friend, such a foreign word. Yet this girl seems so nice.' Ami thought, seeing how this girl seemed so vibrant and genuine.
Ami's smile widened as she came to a conclusion. "Alright then, Serena. What time do you propose?"
The blonde's face brightened. "What about break time?"
Ami shrugged as she picked her pen back up and focussed her attention back to her exercise books. "Sure!" trying to not seem over enthusiastic although her heart was reacting much different.
'..I...I...have made a friend.....'
Serena just sat there, doing nothing for a moment, not knowing what to say. She then saw a waving hand from the corner of her eye and bright red. Her blue eyes looked up as she waved back over the classroom. It was then she had another thought as she looked down at her new friend who had gone back to studying.
"Oh Ami?" Serena questioned, watching as the teen raised her head up from her reading, an inquisitive look upon her face.
"Can you see the red head there?" the blonde continued, pointing over to her green eyed best friend who was talking to Melvin.
"You mean the auburn haired one?" Ami questioned, moving her glasses further down her face to inspect the girl.
Serena nodded. "Yes. That's one of my friends called Molly. Her mother works in the OSAP jewellery store." the blonde stated. "Look Ami. I got these really cool earrings there, and they were half price," the girl squealed with excitement, leaning towards Ami and showing her ear lobe where a simple mother of pearl rested there, twinkling gently against the side of her face. Although Ami believed herself that she was not one who was interested in jewellery and fashion, she had to admit that the earrings did suit the girl and were fairly attractive due to their simplicity.
"They're pretty." Ami admitted causing the blonde to do a girlish giggle. "Yeah. Mol thought I suited them too."
Another moments silence causing the two girls to uneasily look around the room.
Ami looked towards the professor's desk, noting the table full of folders and unmarked sheets, yet there was no teacher. "Uh Serena, can I ask you one question?" Ami questioned, turning to look at her new friend.
"Sure!" the blonde stated brightly.
"Is the teacher usually this late?" the female prodigy asked in confusion, pointing up at the clock which had long gone half past nine. The lesson had started over forty minutes ago and there had been no sign of any teachers entering the room.
Serena blinked, not expecting the question. 'I don't think I know anyone who is so keen to learn?' The blonde sweat dropped though as a certain sluggy, computer nerd came to her mind. 'Oh yes...Melvin...Ami really needs help before she end up like him...'
"Oh no no no no. Miss H is always punctual but she is not here today for we are 'meant' to have a substitute teacher....... but it seems that they have forgotten about us!" Serena stated brightly actually glad, as she eyed the marked test papers across the teacher's table, knowing more than likely that her mark would be around the thirties or lower.
Ami's eyebrows furrowed with bemusement. "Shouldn't someone report this to the head office then?" she stated with a calm tone.
The blonde blinked with confusion before her eyes dilated with surprise. "Are you kidding? Why do that? Then we will have to work!" Serena exclaimed with a incredulous tone, laughing openly at the idea of one of her classmates actually wanting a teacher present in the class. Not even Melvin was that keen.
"....I see..."Ami said after a moment, not understanding why the blonde was laughing at the simple question.
Serena shook her head as her laughing stopped when she realised that Ami was staring at her oddly. She sweat dropped slightly, scratching the back of her head.
"Oh....what are you doing anyway..." the blonde questioned, pointing down at the book in the other girls hands, which had various notes scrawled across the pages.
Ami looked down at her work then looked up at Serena. "Oh I was practising my maths simultaneous equations and creating my own to pass the time."
The blonde's eyes grew wide with confusion "...uh...yes.... what did you say again?...Sima?" she asked, scratching the back of her head
"Simultaneous equations" Ami corrected pointing down at the title of her work "....Look...see!"
The blonde blinked, clearly not understanding the scrawl before her. 'Ugh, I don't understand any of this.' she frowned, scratching the back of her head before giving her customary grin.
"Ah Maths....hehhe. I'm not so strong in that subject, in fact in my last paper I got a 30..." Serena laughed nervously to which Ami blinked before smiling wryly and sweat dropping herself.
Serena wasn't able to finish her last sentence because all of a sudden the door slammed open and the rowdiness of the room became gasped before becoming absolute silent. Serena stood wide eyes as the figure walked slowly into the classroom,
"Oh god..." Serena whispered feeling a drool fest coming on, before realising that she was the only one out of her seat so she rushed over to her own seat and promptly sat down as she stared fixed at the teacher.
'His features are so familiar...Do I know him?' Serena pondered as she watched as the male teacher walked towards the front desk and planted his suitcase on top of Miss Haruna's table.
'Maybe in the arcade, or a relation of Andrew.' Serena pondered. 'I would have remembered someone as hunky as him.'
Her thoughts were instantly silenced when she heard a light cough from the substitute teacher, all pairs of eyes fixing upon his striking form.
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Zoisite stared at all the ogling eyes and couldn't help but sweat drop slightly. Although he more than enjoyed the looks he was receiving from his entrance, they were all too young for his liking unfortunately. 'By about 2000 years' Zoisite grumbled under his breath but tried to keep a gentle mask of politeness on his face. Unfortunately he knew that he had to be on guard with the pupils in their class, thanks to what Jadeite had said earlier. But that didn't mean he couldn't have a little fun. He eyed each pupil in person, already predicting their personalities by the way they looked and dressed. A talent that he had mastered long ago.
He shrugged off his jacket and turned to place it on the stool before turning round to sit down. The class was still spellbound in silence.
'Man, I really must have made an impact on them,' Zoisite thought with amusement as he placed his hands at his sides and stared around the class before eyeing a paper plane on his own table.
His hands reached for it and twirled it around his fingers in curiosity. Zoisite rose his eyes to meet the rest of the class.
"So...." His first word and he swore he heard the girls in the back of the class swoon at his voice. He couldn't help but roll his eyes, although a smirk had settled upon his face.
"Who made this?" Zoisite questioned as he stared over the various folds of craftsmanship, his mind trailing back to his old school days when he used to create such things to reduce the dullness of the classroom.
No reply.
He narrowed his eyes in mock anger, testing the ability of his class. "I asked a question."
Utter silence.
Serena moved with discomfort in her seat, uncomfortable with the silence and having a sudden need to talk. But she feared not to, for she had a feeling that what she said would forever embarrass her with this new teacher. And she didn't want to do that, at least not with her first meeting.
Zoisite smirked to himself as he settled the plane on his desk again. "Ah well," he said with a shrug. "And I was about to give a fiver to the kid who made this..... I guess that it is out of the question then." He said with a chuckle causing a certain blonde at the back of the class to slacken his jaw in surprise. The rest of the class seemed to all have the same thought as him before they all raised their arms and started shouting out that they had made the origami piece.
The blonde chuckled as he stood up from his rather uncomfortable seat before positioning himself so that he sat on his desk. "Too late now, kiddies. That was only a one off deal." he said wagging a finger. "Now for today's lesson, remember in the future that if you are apart of something, admit to it, for it'll only haunt you in the end," Zoisite said softly in a chuckle although the wiser ones in the class noted the underlying seriousness in his tone.
'Kiddies.' It was Ami's turn to frown at her teacher's dialect but she nodded at the wise advice of his words.
The not so wiser girls smiled knowingly at each other. They were going to like this class.
"Now that's fiasco is out of the way. Lets get on with teaching," Zoisite said rubbing his hands in an over eagerly way.
He made a deliberate clear of his throat. "My name is Zoi...err...Mr Tenor. It's a pleasure to meet you all," he said with a slight cough of embarrassment, hoping that no-one picked up his blunder. Shaking his head and getting back to the task at hand he turned his gaze of the white board behind him, searching for any signs of what he was meant to be teaching.
'Ah yes...science.' he concluded to himself flicking back a loose strand of hair from his vision. He had first thought that the bleach blonde girls swooning over him in the back were rather entertaining to watch but now it was becoming downright annoying. He sighed to himself, and admitted regrettably that more than the majority of the girl's population in the class were either naturally dumb, pretending to be dumb, or were concussed and became dumb.
"Um.....Mr Tenor....what work are we going to do today?"
Zoisite raised his eyes to the sight of a oddest looking boy with chestnut eyes and the ugliest pair of glasses he had ever seen. He decided to not comment though, it was his first day after all and he couldn't be all that mean...then again.
"Well I would rather just sit around and do nothing, but since I have to teach you guys the lessons of life. I'll guess I'll be stuck doing that," Zoisite answered with a shrug causing the brunette to look confused.
Melvin furrowed his eyebrows in bemusement. "But...aren't we meant to be doing a test?" he questioned as he pointed to the pile of test papers on the table. Then no sooner than he had said that, there was acknowledgeable groan from the whole class and a few death threats in Melvin's direction.
"A test?" Zoisite eyed the papers on the table and picked up, sifting through the various questions before his eyes widened in surprise at a certain image before he hastily closed it, his lips twitching up into an evil smirk.
"Now I didn't think guys of your age studied this sort of thing?" Zoisite laughed as he placed the paper in his lap and reread the main title.
"You guys are seriously learning about the sex life of a worm?" he stated incredulously as he pointed at the title of the exam paper to the class. His comment earned a few comments and giggles through the class and few odd looks from others.
"But Mr Tenor, Reproduction is a main topic in our midterm exam," Melvin protested with a frown. He rather enjoyed studying the life and death of such fantastical creatures, and to find the way that they bore children was any insect fanatics dream.
Zoisite sweat dropped. "So you need to learn about sex for an exam?"
'Man. I would have became a teacher long before, if this is what I had to talk about. I wonder what Jed and the rest of the guys would think of me now.'
Then suddenly the blonde leaped off the table and clapped his hands, his face set in a rather smug grin.
"So you kids want to learn sex..."
'Well I can't teach them any of the dirty stuff, that would traumatize them too much.....I know, I'll ask the class various questions...This can't be that hard'.
His green eyes trailed across the multitude colours of eyes and hair before choosing a rather interesting looking girl at the back, with insanely long hair set in a style of meatballs and spaghetti lengths.
"Hey you. How much do you know about heterosexual intercourse?" He questioned casually, causing Serena to blush under his piercing stare.
"Well I...." The blonde began, biting her lip. Science was never her strong point, and to talk about an embarrassing subject..... 'It's just not my day.' Serena thought mentally to herself with a sigh.
"Come on, I'll give you two minutes. Your cue starts...now." Zoisite said, having his keen interest on the girl like that of the rest of the class. Even Ami turned around to the back to stare, but she was not looking at her friend, more precisely her teacher who she felt rather dumbfounded by.
Serena blushed to the tips of her roots as she saw all the peering faces turned towards her. She just babbled everything that came to mind, and prayed to herself that it was right.
"Well I.... when...a a girl and bo...I mean a man and woman want a baby....they.... they see a...........doctor?" Usagi answered hesitantly hoping she hadn't made too much of a goofball out of herself.
Zoisite raised an eyebrow in curiosity and amusement at the girl's stutters. "And?" he continued causing the pigtailed blonde to chew her lip in thought.
Serena scratched the back of her head with discomfort, wishing now more than ever the lunch time bell would ring to end her humiliation. "Um...urrrr....well....I...."
He began to slowly walk towards her, and Serena felt herself squirm within her seat. "Why don't I give you a little clue. Sperm and egg ring a bell?" Zoisite said with a chuckle. He was truly enjoying being a teacher.
Serena's eyes widened as the light bulb rang in her head. "Oh..giggles I know this. A man gives a egg to the woman and a woman gives a sperm to the male." She grinned proud of her answer, which slowly slipped off her face when she saw the bewildered look her class mates were giving her. Her eyes met with Ami and she could even see the surprise set in the blue haired teen's gaze.
'Great..I messed up.' The blonde thought, dropping her gaze to the table.
The whole classroom gave a collective sweat drop before bursting out laughing at yet one anther of Serena's infamous blunders. Zoisite tried to keep a straight face but couldn't help himself. It was just too hilarious. He let out a loud howl of laughter as his shoulders quaked with mirth.
He wiped a few stray tears from his eyes as he reached the girl's table. "Nice try poppet," he chuckled, patting the meatballs on the girl's head. "But if conceiving was that way round, the male would become pregnant and he would become the mummy, thus the woman becoming the daddy." Serena's face grew a bright cherry red yet said nothing.
"What's your name kid?" Zoisite questioned after the classes laughter had gone down.
"Serena, .Serena Tsukino." The blonde whispered, fiddling with one length of her pigtail, too embarrassed to look up into the eyes of her teacher. Serena just wanted a black hole to swallow her up there and then. But since there were no black holes nearby, she slammed her head on the desk with a groan.
Zoisite noticed this, so he whispered in a lower tone that no-one else would hear. "Don't worry Serena, if you need any help, I'll be more than happy to give you extra lessons after school," he said softly with a slight wink before turning back to the class. Serena's eyes widened in shock and she sat frozen in what she didn't know was either embarrassment, shyness or disbelief.
The blonde smirked at the girl's antics and moved away from the girl's desk, not wanting to embarrass her further. "Hey why don't I tell you a little trick. Has anyone ever heard the letters X and Y being categorised with sexual education?"
Zoisite saw the way the class had grown blank and then saw the familiar looking brunette with glasses about to speak.
Zoisite raised a hand before Melvin could even utter a word. "Don't bother kid. I have already guessed you're the whiz of the class. So I'll just explain it."
"Hey has anyone got a board marker...no wait, I have found one," Zoisite said as he picked up the pen and unscrewed the lid. He turned to the board and moved to pen the two letter in a large bold manner.
"Well this is how I use to remember it when I was younger. Forget about the X and always think of a Y." The blonde said, folding his arms.
Serena blinked in confusion. "Um why?"
The rest of the class giggled at Serena's rather weak pun although she couldn't fathom why.
Zoisite couldn't hide the naughty grin which spread across his face. "Well....don't tell any other teacher or even your parents that I told you this....well......Y looks like a guys erection. So Think Y, like that and you'll always remember a guy!" Zoisite exclaimed with the symbol on the board, proud of his first tutoring lesson.
The whole class gaped at him and few coughed with embarrassment, completely baffled with their teachers nature. Ami couldn't help but choke on a gasp of horror.
" Now you'll have no reason to forget that bit of information." Zoisite said with a wink as everyone was yet again stunned into silence by the new flamboyant substitute teacher.
And that is how Zoisite's teaching began at Crossroads Junior school.
Wow, I haven't updated in a while. What did you guys think? I didn't want to take it too long, cause I haven't updated in a while and I'm getting back in role with the characters and all. Zoisite, is rather a challenging character to write about, yet very funny.
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