R is for Raunchy
D/Hr
Summary: As Hermione doesn't recieve the honor of becoming the next Head Girl, she decides to rebel, and becomes a bit...saucy.

Chapter 2

"Please, children. Don't look so frightened," Professor McGonagall said with a slight chuckle. "No one is in trouble." A sigh of relief was audible throughout the cramped cabin. "In fact, it is quite the opposite. Professor Dumbledore decided that in light of the," she paused, looking around. "Events that took place last term; we will not have a Head Boy or a Head Girl this year. Instead, will we take the top student from each house and you will share a common room. There will be two bathrooms, and you will each have your own bedroom. You will complete the tasks the Heads normally do and will be an example to the other students." She finished dangerously; a threat intertwined secretly within her last sentence.

"But Professor," Hermione started, wrinkling her brow in thought. "Why is Professor Dumbledore deciding to disturb the tradition set by Headmasters hundreds of years ago?"

"Quite simple, Hermione, dear," Professor McGonagall nodded, a hint of a smile tugging at the corners of her mouth. "After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Dumbledore thinks it necessary to unite the houses and level the playing field, so to speak. You will get along nicely in an effort to bring together the four houses of Hogwarts." She narrowed her eyes to alarming slits, forcing them to nod meekly.

Malfoy slouched over in his seat, blowing his white-blonde hair out of his eyes. 'This is going to be a kick-ass year.' He thought, unable to contain a smirk of satisfaction, hard as he tried. 'I get to share a bloody common room and possibly bathroom with three hot girls. What guy could ask for more?' he shrugged carelessly, scanning the eye candy in the room. He felt his full-blown grin freeze in its place as his eyes found McGonagall and he noticed she was staring at him, tapping her foot impatiently.

"I said will that be a problem, Draco?" She repeated, her left eye twitching in dismay.

"Er..." He wasn't quite sure how to respond to her. He didn't know the question, so he replied confidently, "No, of course not!" He gave a half- shrug and turned to look at the sky, which, in a matter of minutes, turned from a navy blue to a midnight black.

"Good," McGonagall sniffed. "It's settled then. Hannah and Padma, you two will share one bathroom, with Draco and Hermione in the other." She said as she got up and swiftly exited the cabin. Hannah and Padma exited at the same time, talking in excited voices and making animated gestures with their hands. Hermione sat there staring at Draco in disbelief; a look of surprise wrinkled her nose. 'What the fuck is he playing at?!' she thought apprehensively. 'I know we agreed to be civil to one another, but this is insane!'
'Oh come on.' A hushed voice answered precariously. 'Don't fool yourself, he's hot and you know you want him.'
'Give me a break!' the first voice said sternly. 'Even if I did want him, which is most definitely NOT TRUE, I would NEVER act on it.'
"Would I?" she voiced out loud, starting at the sound of her voice. She realized then that Draco was still in the cabin. She blushed and muttered, "Sorry."

Draco stood up and began to leave, looking at Hermione curiously. Hermione won the internal battle, siding with the second voice. Before she knew it, his collar was in her fists and he was shoved up against the sliding door of the cabin. He clutched the back of his head, moaning in pain. Before she could register what she had just done, her lips smashed into his, sending shivers down her spine. She pulled away and rasped, "Hang on to your ass. This is going to be a bumpy ride."

She reached up for another kiss, boldly slipping her tongue in his mouth, caressing his. After a few more seconds of what she knew was torturous for him, she let go of his collar as quickly as she had attacked, smoothed her robes, waved her fingers and sauntered back to the cabin with Harry and Ron.

Draco stood there, looking uncharacteristically ruffled and quite stunned.
What do you guys think this time? We got 11 reviews for the first chapter...thanks for everything! We enjoyed squealing over the comments we received and we discussed them over the "felly-tone" for 15 minutes. So. Thank you to GinnyGal189 (Hah...oh, my man, Melissa! You are so cute. She does need a hose, doesn't she? Thanks for the comment!), LilChocolateAngl (Thanks. That gave both of us an ego boost. Not like we need it...), oreo69not96 (Sorry for the cliff-hanger. Again. I hope you do enjoy the story, though!), karamgirl (Yeah. Hermione has gone wild! Just kidding. She's not there. Yet. ::malicious grin::), goddessofpurity (Thank you muchly! I didn't even try to write like that. It just kinda came naturally. ;), katrina (That sounds like an interesting plot. You should write a fanfic! I'd read it 3), Charolastras (Much thanks, dear.), alipotter (Well! Thank you for boosting our egos even MORE!), Insanity3 (Thank you for adding us to your author alert! You made our days!!), and to our darling Tina, we love you muchly and thank you for being the first awesome review! Well, then. Now that our egos can't fit through the door...just remember to review. Tell us anything. Just as long as you review xD

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