R is for Raunchy
D/Hr
Summary: As Hermione doesn't recieve the honor of becoming the next Head Girl, she decides to rebel, and becomes a bit...saucy.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK Rowling, plot belongs to us.

Chapter 3

Hermione quickly found Harry and Ron on the platform, going to the carriages and called out to them.

"HARRY! RON! SAVE A SEAT FOR ME, I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!"

"OKAY, MIONE!" Harry yelled back as he watched Ron slide into the nearest "horseless" carriage.

The students poured into the Great Hall eagerly rushing to their usual seats at the house tables. After the ruckus had nearly ceased, Professor Dumbledore stood and began to speak. A hush quickly fell upon the crowd.

"Welcome back to Hogwarts. And to you," he said looking to his left while the first-years started shuffling in, careful not to get lost from the group, moving along as a massive blob of wizards and witches. "Welcome to Hogwarts. Before the Sorting begins, I would like to inform you of a few changes we have made this year.

"There will be no Head Boy or Head Girl this year," as soon as these words left Dumbledore's lips, a frantic buzzing took over the Great Hall. "However," Dumbledore continued, eyes twinkling, "there will be a representative from each house, sharing a Common Room and fulfilling the duties of Head Girl and Head Boy. A top student from each house has been picked to perform this task, in efforts to unite Hogwarts and reform the bonds made by the founders long ago.

"From Hufflepuff, we will appoint Hannah Abbot as a co-Head Girl." Cheers from the Hufflepuffs rose and fell like a tidal wave as Dumbledore raised his hands to silence them.

"Representing Ravenclaw will be Miss Padma Patil." There were a few cat-calls and cheers for Padma Patil.

"Our Slytherin representative will be Mr. Draco Malfoy," The Slytherins erupted into a cacophony of hoots, yells and whistles, taking quite a while to calm down. They were ignoring Dumbledore's effort to gain control, but calmed down after a few minutes.

"And finally, Miss Hermione Granger of..." His voice was lost in the roar of Gryffindor lions as they took their turn to shower Hermione with praise and to out-do Slytherin.

As the crowd finally calmed down, Dumbledore said his usual "Tuck in" and the usual plethora of food appeared on the tables. Hermione looked up to answer Dean Thomas' inquiry as to how her summer was, but found herself looking past him into the steely blue depths of Draco's eyes.

'Oh God, she's looking at me. What do I do?!' Draco's eyes darted around nervously before her turned and shot her his smirk, turning to talk with Blaise and acting like nothing had happened on the train to Hogwarts.

"I've got him now," chuckled Hermione as she reached to get some more spotted dick.

"Wa Mi-ne?" Ron asked through a mouthful of food, spewing mashed potatoes across his and Hermione's plate.

"Nothing," her nose wrinkled in disgust. "Ron, step one: chew. Step two: swallow. Step three: talk." He regarded her for a minute, shrugged, and shoveled more food into his cavernous stomach.

Harry laughed. 'Not even here an hour and they are already fighting. Some things never change.' He shook his head ruefully and piled food onto his plate.

Hermione gasped as she walked into her new room. It had deep, rich, sheer purple drapes trimmed with silver and gold satin artfully gracing her only window, which showed a view of the courtyard. Her four poster bed had a beautiful duvet of plum velvet, with a slightly lighter purple underside, a gold H was sewn into the middle of the blanket, reminding her that she was a Co-Head of Hogwarts. Her plush, off-white carpeting was so soft; she had to feel what it was like to lay down on it. She giggled like a little girl, dropped to her knees and fell face-down onto the carpet.

"It really is soft!" Hermione said into the carpet, muffling her words. Just as she rolled over onto her back, a shadow covered her. She apprehensively looked up into the steel blue eyes of her new bathroom- buddy.

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