R is for Raunchy
D/Hr
Summary: As Hermione doesn't recieve the honor of becoming the next Head Girl, she decides to rebel, and becomes a bit...saucy.
Chapter 5
"Oy! Hermione! Here! Sit here!" Harry called to Hermione, watching her helplessly search through the crowd of students rushing to their tables.
"Oh, bother. Where are they?" She muttered, her eyes squinting, trying to find them. Just then she saw Ron's vivid hair and freckled face at least a foot above than the younger kids around him. She heaved a sigh of relief and hurriedly walked toward them, squeezing through cliques of younger kids, muttering, "Excuse me...um...yeah... 'scuse me." When she finally arrived beside Harry and Ron, she situated her books and herself in her usual spot between them, helping herself to some pumpkin juice and toast.
"Harry? Aren't you eating today?" Hermione looked at his plate, worried, lines etched in her face. All that was on his large plate was a piece of toast.
"Quidditch match today, Mione, against Hufflepuff. Did you forget?" he looked at her, his eyes glittering in annoyance and Hermione thought she caught a glimpse of hurt in there, too, but it vanished as soon as it appeared, so she thought nothing of it.
'How could she forget Quidditch? She loved watching me play.' He thought. His forehead creased as he mulled over this startling revelation in his head.
"No I didn't..." Hermione started, but when she glanced at his face, she sighed dejectedly. "Yes, Harry. I admit to it, I forgot all about your Quidditch match. I'm really, truly sorry. Will you ever forgive me?" she asked innocently as she played with her hair and batted her eyelashes.
"Y-yes, I forgive you." Harry was completely befuddled by her actions. She was acting like a bloody Muggle prude school-girl-whose-daddy-buys-her-everything. Then she leaned in and gave him a swift kiss on the cheek.
"Good, because you know I hate it when you're mad at me." She smiled and turned her focus to her toast. Humming cheerfully thinking about how great the year is going so far, she had no idea two pairs of jealous blue eyes were flashing at Harry.
"You coming down to warm up, Harry?" Ron asked dully, shuffling down the stairs outside the Great Hall to the Quidditch pitch, nearly tripping as he looked back to see Harry shake his head, his black, untamable mane flopping around carelessly.
"No, you go on. I need to talk with Hermione, but I'll be down later." Harry called down to Ron, swallowing a lump of nervousness that had lodged itself in his throat, constricting it and making it quite difficult for him to breathe, let alone talk. He attempted a smile to reassure Ron and turned around, oblivious to the angry flush Ron had recently acquired.
"Harry! Sorry for my delay, I got stuck behind some lost first years. What did you want to talk about?" Hermione asked curiously, inclining her head to look at him. In one swift motion, she linked arms with him and started walking down toward the front doors with him, clearly aiming to have a nice stroll on the grounds, maybe stopping to see Hagrid. Unfortunately, they never reached the doors. Harry glanced around and pulled Hermione into an empty broom closet and quickly followed suite.
"Er...Harry? What was that for?" she asked nervously.
"Hermione...I...er...well, I just wanted to know. Yeah, you know. Um...what happened on the, um...train yesterday...were you being serious?" he asked, hastily adding, "Well what I mean is...um...would-you-like-to-go-out-with-me- sometime?" Harry finished in one breath, inhaling sharply and exhaling in relief as his legs threatened to give out.
"Well, Harry, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of already seeing someone." Hermione said, feeling horrible.
'What are you doing?! Don't lie! He's your best friend!' she couldn't tell if Harry was listening, he wasn't staring directly at her eyes. She continued anyway.
"Well, you see, the thing is I just...don't know if I want to risk our relationsh..." Harry cut her off with a full-frontal, lip-locking assault.
'What in the bloody hell is going on?! Was he listening to anything I said?!' she thought, inwardly steaming. 'I mean, I have Draco, right? Well...maybe. But I definitely won't have him if I'm snogging Harry! But it does feel rather nice and relaxing...'
After a minute of standing in complete shock and looking rather dumb, Hermione shoved Harry off her violently, smashing the back of her had to her lips and dragging it across them fervently.
"HARRY JAMES POTTER! I WAS NOT IN ANY MOOD TO BE SNOGGED TO DEATH!" she shrieked brutally, bringing her palm to his cheek with such force, his neck cracked as it whipped around. "N-NOW YOU GO AND THINK ABOUT W-WHAT YOU J-JUST DID!" Hermione was shaking with rage and embarrassment. She opened the door aggressively and slammed it in his face, and he could hear her stomping off to her common room, muttering furiously and probably sporting a tomato-red blush.
Harry stood, frozen, his head still twisted from The Slap. Had he read the signs wrong, or something? He questioned himself. His mind quickly diverted back to one subject as he gingerly stroked his cheek: she had refused him.
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