R is for Raunchy
D/Hr
Summary: As Hermione doesn't recieve the honor of becoming the next Head Girl, she decides to rebel, and becomes a bit...saucy.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK Rowling, plot belongs to us.

Chapter 6

Hermione half-ran down the hallway, her robes flowing gracefully behind her, despite the mood she was in. She was livid and wanted to kill someone. After an intense bout of fist clenching, she decided that she should go get some chocolate and not get sent to Azkaban. She nodded, turned around and headed for the kitchens, despite what she believed about House Elf abuse. She needed chocolate now, damn it!

As soon as she tickled the pear, she heard a squeaky voice call up to her. "Miss! Dobby is always happy to see Miss! Can Dobby get anything for Miss?" Dobby squeaked, his eyes sparkling in anticipation. He rocked back and forth on his feet, clearly excited.

"Anything Dobby, anything at all. Anything you want to get for me." Hermione plopped down onto the stool by the fireplace. She sighed dejectedly and sniffled, but quickly slapped on a mask of delight as Dobby hopped over to her, his face wide and smiling, with a huge platter of Honeyduke's best chocolates.

Hermione dove in without waiting for Dobby to set the platter down. Dobby gave a little squeak of surprise and carefully, while Hermione was chewing, slid the platter onto the soot-covered fireplace. Hermione mumbled a quick "Thank you" and continued to shovel rich chocolate into her mouth.

Hermione finished the platter in a record of 8 minutes. She sat with a dreamy and distant expression on her face, her eyes half closed as she sucked the melted chocolate from her fingers. Her eyes widened in shock as she looked at the shining platter and widened even more as she looked down to her stomach.

'Oh, my God.' Hermione thought, her jaw hanging. 'I have been half-starving myself on my new diet for two months. And I ruined it all by shoveling chocolates into my mouth. I hate me.' Tears welled in her eyes as she ran her finger around the platter to collect forgotten chocolate shavings. She heard a quiet squeak and quickly wiped away her tears and painted a huge grin on her face. When she thought she looked believable, she brought her head up and was face-to-face with another House Elf.
"Winky!" Hermione squealed. Winky bowed down to the ground, her long nose brushing the dirt floor.
"Miss! Dobby said you was here, but Winky did not believe him. Oh it's so good to see Miss!" She exclaimed as she moved up to hug Hermione around the thighs. She looked so different from the last time she saw Winky. Winky was now happy and at home in the kitchens.

"Oh, Winky! I'm so happy that you've adjusted so well! I knew you would." Hermione beamed like a proud parent. "Good of you to visit, Miss, but Winky must go back to prepare for lunch."

"It was very nice to see you, Winky! I'll try to come down more often!" Hermione hiccupped as she licked her lips, savoring the last bit of chocolate.

"Miss," Dobby had reappeared behind her, handing her a smaller box of chocolates, to which Hermione snatched from his hands and cradled them. "Not to be rude, Miss, but shouldn't you be going? You is missing the Quidditch match." He nodded knowing that Hermione loved to watch Harry and Ron play.

"Yeah, I guess I'd better get going. Thanks for the chocolates!" Hermione called back to Dobby's retreating figure as she walked out the painting's door. When she was halfway to the Quidditch pitch, she stopped short and said to herself, "Bloody hell, I don't want to go to the Quidditch match! Harry's playing! How embarrassing."

Hermione walked quickly back to the castle and headed towards her dorm, the tears falling down her cheeks. 'I know these cheeks will be bigger soon. Damn you, chocolate!' she thought, sobbing, her whole body twitching. She was very confused and she needed someone to talk to very badly. She straightened up as she thought of the only person with whom she could confide in. And that person was Draco Malfoy. She wiped her tears and gave a watery laugh. 'Yes, of course!' she thought. 'Draco's not playing Quidditch today, so I'll tell him!' She gave a jump start and rushed toward their common room, sniffling and trying to calm down enough to get her story out right.

"Faerie Fire." She whispered to the portrait of a beautiful ballerina, stretching out her arms, desperate for comfort, yearning to be held in his strong arms. She laughed inwardly because Hermione Granger was going to get the comfort and stability from Draco Malfoy, who was going to help her sort out her life. As the portrait door swung open, she straightened and gave a little nod of her head. As she confidently walked into their common room, she called, "Draco! Dra-a- aco-o-o! Dra...!" she gasped and felt her stomach drop and a strong blush overcome her as she tried to look away.

Hey. Welcome back to me and Susan! We haven't been collaborating recently, due to my lack of being on the computer and her lack of being in Germany. So! As always, we've updated. We always will, darlings! We couldn't leave you hanging. Well, we have before, so who knows!

Reviewers: Thank you very much because without you, we wouldn't have come this far!

MesTupKiD - thank you muchly so. And yes, it was funny? As in a question, because I'm not quite sure.
NisaNisa - You're a sweet kid, dear. I hope it always rocks. Now I'm nervous. ::nervous::
IHeartDrakkieRonnie - Dear Lord, you've invaded my mind. I love Harry. He's too sexy for his own God damn good. You make me happy because you reviewed! Again!! "Um, are Draco and Herm ever gonna make it to the sack? lol, j/k" LOL, JK?!?! You disgrace me. Of course they'll get there. After some disasterous events. ::maniacal laughter::
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slytherin-princess - Hot damn you sound cool. We all wish we were Hermione. It's just someone we'd love to be. Harry and Draco. Y Como!!
ObSsEsSeD - Haha. I hope it was a "Wow" in a good way. Yeah. Big-headed Harry is my baby, though. ::snuggle:: Oh, she'll get with Draco. Tom is ultimate sexiness. TO THE MAX.
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Well! Sorry if we missed you because...yeah. That'd suck. Have fun and we will most definately update soon.

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