R is for Raunchy
D/Hr
Summary: As Hermione doesn't recieve the honor of becoming the next Head Girl, she decides to rebel, and becomes a bit...saucy.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK Rowling, plot belongs to us.

Chapter 7

Hermione giggled nervously and looked away. "Sorry Draco, I didn't mean to interrupt." Draco grunted and sat up, smoothing his hair back. To Hermione's great surprise, the porky body that was lying naked on the couch was Pansy, a seventh year Slytherin. Still avoiding eye contact with either of them, she stammered, "I-if you're not, um, careful...I'll have to um, deduct um...whatsits from your house. Points. That's it. Now, if you'll excuse me..." and with that she turned on her heel and walked rather quickly out of the common room. Draco shrugged and made an animal noise, smoothly smothering a giggling Pansy with kisses.

Hermione was crying. She didn't know exactly why. 'It's not as if I'm enamored with Draco or anything!' she thought, brushing away the tears that were violently cascading down her cheeks. 'It's all this bloody chocolate. That's what's making me so emotional.' She nodded and ran to the only other place she could think of, even if it meant explaining and other various means of torture.

"Why, Miss Granger! I haven't seen you in forever!" the Fat Lady said conversationally. Hermione quickly said, "Yes, I know. I've missed you very much. Violet Petal." The Fat Lady grumbled a bit, but swung open her door nonetheless. Hermione covered her ears and stifled a squeak as the music and immense talking and singing blasted her ears. She recovered rather quickly and went up to a fourth year and shouted, "Excuse me. EXCUSE ME! Yes...have you seen Harry Potter? No, you goose! Not Larry Motter...HARRY POTTER. Yes, the Boy-Who-Lived. Thank you." Hermione was annoyed and was getting a headache. She bopped over to where the fourth year had pointed, and unfortunately, it was the place where the crowd was the thickest.

"HARRY! HAAARRY!" she shouted over and over. After trodding on a few people's feet, and of course apologizing afterwards, she found Harry. "Harry! You don't know how hard it's been to find you! It's a zoo in here, a real..." she couldn't finish, as Harry deftly picked her up by her hips and swung her around and around. In fact, she was getting quite dizzy. "Harry! You buffoon! Let me down! Can I talk to you in private? Please?!" Harry nodded, looking a little concerned.

As they headed out the portrait door, Hermione's ears were ringing. It was getting annoying.

"Harry...I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. I panicked when you kissed me. I just was so confused and I didn't know what to do. Can you forgive me?" she looked up into his emerald green eyes, tears clinging to her eyelashes. She sniffled a bit.

'She looks so pretty like that.' Harry thought. 'Even though she's in a great deal of pain, she looks so vulnerable.'

"Of course I forgive you, Mione. Everything will be just fine." He was surprised when she flung her arms around his neck. He nervously settled his arms around her waist. She looked up at him, tentatively balanced on her toes, and brought her lips up to his. He returned the favor by nibbling on her lower lip. She broke the kiss and smiled at him.

"You know, Harry, I do think I'll be alright."

You know what? That was pathetically short. Suz and I figured out my editing problem: I always find cliffies or what-not and I end it right there. Just because I do. So, I'm sorry, and maybe I'll post the other half tonight. Because you guys are worth it!

Reviews!!

SlytherinGoddess69 - You're such a sweetie!
lildaisygirl24 - Your ideas were better than ours. I would have laughed if Draco was just sitting there, naked and reading a newspaper. Were you surprised?
spectrosilver - ::cringes:: This one's even shorter. I hope you don't kill me ::gets worried::
Helen - Haha. Thank you, darling.
hotpinkflamingo - Sweet ass pen name. Yeah. Chocolate rocks! YEAH!
Rial - Ahh! You're just like my friend Kendra. She's hyperactive, too. But I still love her!
dracolegolaslvr87 - I'm sure you did!! Thank you, you've made us happy :)
Silent-Serpent - Ahha!!! She is very moody, isn't she? She'll get moodier. But no, she's not preggies.
khuu-khuu - Yeah. :(
ObSsEsSeD - Haha he is!!!! I'm just like ::jaw drops and saliva forms and falls to ground::
oreo69not96 - Quite alright. Thank you! Do you ever get that feeling of nervousness or something and your stomach feels like it drops? It happens to me frequently regarding hot boys.
R is for keep wRiting - AHH! That sucks major ass. Lo siento. Nice story. I'd read it ::blush::
ginnygal189 - Aw, shucks, Melissa! ::blush:: I was thinking of Lupin, too. In that LJ thing...the PoA in 15 minutes? Yeah. That's what I was thinking about. ::giggle::
Commodores R Ppl 2 - ::bows:: Yes, Master. Just kidding. Thankies!
Amitee - Of course!!

Thanks guys! We're close to 100 reviews ::crosses fingers:: Let's get 'em! Alright. Enough of me being annoying. And more of you reviewing! That's right! REVIEW! Man, am I bossy or what?!

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