A.N: Welcome to another installment of this story thingy. I'm your narrator
Maxter! I hope all of you enjoy this chapter. Coming soon to a
fanfiction.net near you! How to make a sandwich with Duo and Wufei! Coming
September 2003!
Let me see, so it is the first day and, ONLY TROWA AND RELENA ARE DONE! Wow that's messed up, lets have a look at Heero and Quatre..
"Morning Quatre," said Heero as he entered the room where Quatre was watching "The Young and The Restless".
"Hey Heero! I'm just watching my soap. It will be done in about 15 minutes, so you can just hang here, ok?" asked Quatre not really caring if Heero said no.
"Fine I guess," said Heero without realizing how terrible those 15 minutes would be. The first 5 were just seeing people having sex, so Heero just figured Quatre was watching a porn soap (as if). Unfortunately the next 10 were willed with a mix of yelling, making out, and death (not to mention Quatre wailing every second).
"So, what did you think?" asked Quatre wiping up the last of his tears.
"You are one messed up man, but we better think of something quick cause today is the last day," Heero said changing the subject.
"Right. Well I think we should call the fish Boboship, after my favorite character in my soap, *big flashy eyes* Ronnie Boboship," said Quatre dreamily.
"FINE! I cannot stand it any more! Will use Bubash.."
"Boboship," interrupted Quatre.
"Sorry Boboship. Well I'm going to watch a porn video to get that Soap Opera shit out of my head! Bye!" and with that Bobeero, err Heero stormed out of the mansion and went to the Adult video store and spent $50.
At Duo's apartment Duo and Wufei were not thinking of a name for a fish, but in the middle of having 'The Best Sandwich Contest'. It was a huge commotion, lights everywhere, girls screaming, and was hosted by, you guessed it! World famous cook, the guy who says bang when ever he adds an ingredient!
"Look at this crowd! It is amazing! Oh look Wufei goes for the 5- week old lunchmeat and puts it on the bread! Bang!" yelled the guy who says bang every time he adds an ingredient (no what? I'm going to call him the 'Bang sayer').
"Did you really have to invite all these people here? I mean we could have just had one bum of the street judge," Wufei said just realizing the 'Bang sayer'.
"Then what fun would that be 'Fei? I mean now people we don't even know will know us!" Duo said with great glee, "Plus all the chicks dig a guy who can cook (girls pop out of no where holding on Duo's arms). See what I mean."
"Looks like Duo has got some of his girl friends to help him. Now the brunet passes him the salt, and Bang!" said the 'Bang sayer' commenting on everything they did, "And look at Wufei put his hand on his crotch and BANG!
Eventually they were all done making their sandwiches. It was time for the judging by the 'Bang sayer'! After he was done stuffing himself with the sandwiches and the money Duo and Wufei gave him it was time to say who fun (a.k.a. who gave him the most money).
"Ladies and fat men! The winner, by $100, err by the best tasting sandwich is (pause), Duo!" yelled the 'Bang sayer'.
After Duo won a bunch of Wufei fans jumped him and left him in a quivering mess. Well at least everyone was happy, except Duo of course. Well I guess I should tell you what Trowa and Relena are up to. Well, I WON'T! *Laughs insanely*
Ok so it was the next day. They all took showers, met, and then got dressed, not in that order of course! They all got their names, which were on a piece of paper, except Duo and Wufei of course, and they met at the lake.
"So this it, right?" asked Duo as he approached the rest.
"Yea I guess so.after a shit load of months writing the final chapter.Wait when did I get in this story?ahhhhhh!!!Help!!
Don't mind that, I was just in one of my many "moods"
"Yea after about a week we will finally see who is the victors." Commented Herro.
"Or victoretes!" commented Relena. At this they all did a "anime" fall.
"Baka ! Let's just go already! I want to win!" yelled Wufei.
"One problem wolf man," interrupted Duo, "WE don't have a name!"
"Great! Lets just go!" screamed Wufei (I think he will get a horse thing inside your mouth soon).
So with that they got went into the center.
"Hey when did the aquarium have a work out center?" asked Trowa.
"They don't!" said a mysteriously perky voice, "this is a YMCA!"
All of a sudden all the pilots, and Relena broke out into dance, singing YMCA. Wow not that's scary! Then they finished with Relena singing the last line.
"Why that fuck did we just do that? And who is that?(points to a man in a tank top and skirt)" asked Duo.
"Well that's what everyone does when they enter a YMCA! They sing! (he starts to sing)," said the perky dude "(then he finished with tank off his tank top and showing he had no muscles)I am Penny Foryoupenis!"
"Well if never heard a gayer name," mocked Wufie.
"Oh well at least I am gay!" said the perky dude.
"That is not a good thing, Baka!" yelled Herro
"AHH! No! I'm melting (literally he was melting)! Stop with the Japanese!" The perky one yelled while melting.
"Hey! He is turning Japanese (I give credit to jace)! Ha HA HA!!" Said Duo, rolling on the ground laughing.
"Baka! He isn't jacking off! He just melts at Japanese words!" said Wufie amazed at Duo immaturity and stupidness. And with that the perky dude malted.
"Herro my savor ! You saved us all from that perky dude! Molest me!" yelled Relena flapping her arms around and pulling up her shirt reveling a flat chest.
"what? I haven't said anything since that dance number, and I only molest girls with a brain or nice curves. Seeing as you have neither I won't." laughed Heero.
"NOOO!!!!" yelled Relena.
A.N.: Sorry for the long wait, but this is not the last chapter. Hope you like.!
Let me see, so it is the first day and, ONLY TROWA AND RELENA ARE DONE! Wow that's messed up, lets have a look at Heero and Quatre..
"Morning Quatre," said Heero as he entered the room where Quatre was watching "The Young and The Restless".
"Hey Heero! I'm just watching my soap. It will be done in about 15 minutes, so you can just hang here, ok?" asked Quatre not really caring if Heero said no.
"Fine I guess," said Heero without realizing how terrible those 15 minutes would be. The first 5 were just seeing people having sex, so Heero just figured Quatre was watching a porn soap (as if). Unfortunately the next 10 were willed with a mix of yelling, making out, and death (not to mention Quatre wailing every second).
"So, what did you think?" asked Quatre wiping up the last of his tears.
"You are one messed up man, but we better think of something quick cause today is the last day," Heero said changing the subject.
"Right. Well I think we should call the fish Boboship, after my favorite character in my soap, *big flashy eyes* Ronnie Boboship," said Quatre dreamily.
"FINE! I cannot stand it any more! Will use Bubash.."
"Boboship," interrupted Quatre.
"Sorry Boboship. Well I'm going to watch a porn video to get that Soap Opera shit out of my head! Bye!" and with that Bobeero, err Heero stormed out of the mansion and went to the Adult video store and spent $50.
At Duo's apartment Duo and Wufei were not thinking of a name for a fish, but in the middle of having 'The Best Sandwich Contest'. It was a huge commotion, lights everywhere, girls screaming, and was hosted by, you guessed it! World famous cook, the guy who says bang when ever he adds an ingredient!
"Look at this crowd! It is amazing! Oh look Wufei goes for the 5- week old lunchmeat and puts it on the bread! Bang!" yelled the guy who says bang every time he adds an ingredient (no what? I'm going to call him the 'Bang sayer').
"Did you really have to invite all these people here? I mean we could have just had one bum of the street judge," Wufei said just realizing the 'Bang sayer'.
"Then what fun would that be 'Fei? I mean now people we don't even know will know us!" Duo said with great glee, "Plus all the chicks dig a guy who can cook (girls pop out of no where holding on Duo's arms). See what I mean."
"Looks like Duo has got some of his girl friends to help him. Now the brunet passes him the salt, and Bang!" said the 'Bang sayer' commenting on everything they did, "And look at Wufei put his hand on his crotch and BANG!
Eventually they were all done making their sandwiches. It was time for the judging by the 'Bang sayer'! After he was done stuffing himself with the sandwiches and the money Duo and Wufei gave him it was time to say who fun (a.k.a. who gave him the most money).
"Ladies and fat men! The winner, by $100, err by the best tasting sandwich is (pause), Duo!" yelled the 'Bang sayer'.
After Duo won a bunch of Wufei fans jumped him and left him in a quivering mess. Well at least everyone was happy, except Duo of course. Well I guess I should tell you what Trowa and Relena are up to. Well, I WON'T! *Laughs insanely*
Ok so it was the next day. They all took showers, met, and then got dressed, not in that order of course! They all got their names, which were on a piece of paper, except Duo and Wufei of course, and they met at the lake.
"So this it, right?" asked Duo as he approached the rest.
"Yea I guess so.after a shit load of months writing the final chapter.Wait when did I get in this story?ahhhhhh!!!Help!!
Don't mind that, I was just in one of my many "moods"
"Yea after about a week we will finally see who is the victors." Commented Herro.
"Or victoretes!" commented Relena. At this they all did a "anime" fall.
"Baka ! Let's just go already! I want to win!" yelled Wufei.
"One problem wolf man," interrupted Duo, "WE don't have a name!"
"Great! Lets just go!" screamed Wufei (I think he will get a horse thing inside your mouth soon).
So with that they got went into the center.
"Hey when did the aquarium have a work out center?" asked Trowa.
"They don't!" said a mysteriously perky voice, "this is a YMCA!"
All of a sudden all the pilots, and Relena broke out into dance, singing YMCA. Wow not that's scary! Then they finished with Relena singing the last line.
"Why that fuck did we just do that? And who is that?(points to a man in a tank top and skirt)" asked Duo.
"Well that's what everyone does when they enter a YMCA! They sing! (he starts to sing)," said the perky dude "(then he finished with tank off his tank top and showing he had no muscles)I am Penny Foryoupenis!"
"Well if never heard a gayer name," mocked Wufie.
"Oh well at least I am gay!" said the perky dude.
"That is not a good thing, Baka!" yelled Herro
"AHH! No! I'm melting (literally he was melting)! Stop with the Japanese!" The perky one yelled while melting.
"Hey! He is turning Japanese (I give credit to jace)! Ha HA HA!!" Said Duo, rolling on the ground laughing.
"Baka! He isn't jacking off! He just melts at Japanese words!" said Wufie amazed at Duo immaturity and stupidness. And with that the perky dude malted.
"Herro my savor ! You saved us all from that perky dude! Molest me!" yelled Relena flapping her arms around and pulling up her shirt reveling a flat chest.
"what? I haven't said anything since that dance number, and I only molest girls with a brain or nice curves. Seeing as you have neither I won't." laughed Heero.
"NOOO!!!!" yelled Relena.
A.N.: Sorry for the long wait, but this is not the last chapter. Hope you like.!