A.N: Sorry about the long wait, just I haven't had the time and I really
haven't been inspired to write more. As I write this I'm not sure if it is
the last chapter but if it is I hope all of you have enjoyed my story, it
was a pleasure writing it. Also, despite popular belief I do not own Gundam
Wing or the YMCA, just this story and the plot. Thank you to Jace for
letting me use her in this story, I am not sure she knows she's in it, but
she is so there!
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Last we saw our Heero and the others they were in a YMCA, but with some strange plot twists and some blue and red purple pills they realized that it was just a hallucination and they were smoking pot in Duo's bedroom.
"This is the last time you convince me to smoke this shit with you Duo!" said Wufei angrily, while he threw what he had been smoking in the trash.
"Yea, it's no fun anymore!" stated Quatre "especially after I fell off of Mushroom Mountain, or maybe it was the second..."
"Who's countin'?" asked Trowa, with everyone agreeing with a shake of their head.
"What time is it anyway?" asked Heero, getting up from the Duo's bed and scratching his ass.
"5 to 10!" shouted a high voice from under the covers of Duo's bed.
Everyone shrieked in fright, for they never thought they would have to face such a horrible thing as a dum dum dum! blanket monster!
"I'm too gorgeous and young to die!" yelled Duo.
"Don't forget steamingly sexy, physically hunky, and unbearably hot," reminded Jace popping up from out of the ground then going back into it, not even leaving a whole, sort of like that rodent think in those push pop commercials!
"Oh and don't forget your good hair!" added in Quatre giggling.
Everyone just stopped worrying about the monster to stare at Quatre, even Quatre was shocked/disturbed about what Quatre said. After a couple of minutes took out of their panicking to all take cold showers (excluding the blanket monster) they went back and started to freak out all over again.
"I'm too gorgeous and young to die!" yelled Duo, once again. Then as Jace was about to pop up again re-creating the disturbance Heero slide tackled her and shut her up by giving her a kiss, but it wasn't an ordinary kiss, it was one of those steamy kisses that you only see in cheap romantic movies where steam is actually emanating around them. Once they stopped, Jace went back to reality and Wife started to hit the Blanket Monster.
"Die die die!!!" shouted Wufie while bitch slapping the monster.
"Stop stop! It's a me Mario errr Relena!" Shouted Relena as she pulled off the blanket,
"What were you doing there?" asked Trowa who had been still under the 'pot effect' during all of that and just realized what was going on.
"Well, I saw Heero on the bed and I decided it would be a good idea to give him head so I did!" said Relena very proud of herself.
"You must have been really high, because I didn't get any head from you." Heero pointed out.
"Wait, whats that!" Quatre pointed in disgust to a thing covered in saliva under the covers. He then fainted, woke up, only to faint again.
"It's a dildo!" shrieked Duo, going into a hissy fit.
"No it isn't dumbass, it's a toy of a Tilitubby. Dildo's have a completely different shape and when I sucked on one, I mean when I saw girls on the Web sucking on one it looked really different." Stated Wufei and since all of that was so disturbing and disgusting the pretended it sounded perfectly fine. Either that, or the pot was still in them.
"Ah shit we have to go to the Museum to give in the names!" Trowa yelled realizing what a pointless thing all of this was.
"Let's go go Power Wheels!" shouted Duo. .And with that all of them transformed into cars. Except Relena who was a Bird, and Trowa who was an Ogre, and Heero who was an Ear, and Wufei who was a Pogo stick, actually the only one who was a car was Duo. Then they went into the Museum, and transformed back into themselves.
"You guys know you really should not smoke pot!" scolded the Professor. Then they got into a discussion on the effects on pot on politicians and monkey's, completely oblivious to the fact that they were there to name the fish that they found a whole 5 days ago.
"Relena, your documented evidence on pot and monkeys is unbelievable, how did you do it?" asked the Professor, in quite a shock.
"I visited the forest one day only to find my self smoking pot and in a strange dream I was sitting on top of my village Elder, Little Monkle. He told me that the night before he had a vision of a bear and a fish fighting over their peanut .Which meant the Mormons would be soon attacking our village and tell us their story about their religion and expect us to convert. So after the Mormon Inquisition of my fellow people in the hood we met a Rabbi who spoke in riddles and one riddle was about a Male Monkey eating a Bible. The out of the Bible came Lilith and she wanted to have sex on top, but noooo! Mister Male wanted her on bottom, so she yelled out to him and this is what she yelled!" Relena said holding up the paper.
Everyone was so amazed and confused that they started to talk about their favorite foods. When it was Trowa's turn he said Sea Food which reminded everyone about the fish naming.
"Ok now, what names do you guys hazzle my fazlzle dazzle!" said the Professor, thinking he was ghetto.
"Ours is Boboship!" yelled Quatre, over merrily, while Heero just glared at him.
"Well I don't mean to brag, but out name is ten times better than yours, fo'she zy my ne zy!" Said Trowa, taking out his Bling-Bling and doing one of those rapper poses.
"Oh! You got served" Shouted some random Rapper dude.
"Then what is it, ya' crackers!" shouted Heero right back, obviously getting into his rapper mode. "Oh you got served back!" shouted Quatre, talking in his regular tone so he sounded very out of place, but no one really noticed. "Oh that's it! Its on!" Shouted back Trowa, fallowed by a million other people shouting it so amidst the confusion they just decided to shake hands and agree that it was silly to fight over the names, much to the disappointment of millions of fans wanting to see people do cheesy dance moves. "Oh, by the way our name for the fish is Glarer" said Relena out of no where. "Hey that's my catch thing!" remarked Heero. "No fair! I want a catch phrase too!" Whined Duo, but Wufie hit him with a pole.
"Now Duo and Wufie lets here yours!" Said Dr.Jampoli, who's name I just remembered and who was very exited to find out the name.
"Umm.." stammered Duo and Wufie remembering they never thought of a name. As they looked around for objects to strike interest Duo saw a really hot girl pass bye he blurted out "Ah...Boner!" for he was getting one much to everyone's disgust.
"Ok then," started Dr. Jampoli, "Let me decide..." And as he was deciding a couple of things happened. Wufie elbowed Duo for being an idiot, Relena molested herself and blamed it on Heero, and Trowa farted."...I choose Jampoli! It will be hence forth be called the Jampoli fish!"
Before any of the pilots or Relena could do something a bunch of reporters were let in and the fish was officially named. So the pilots and Relena all walked out, all very disappointed. But at least they all learnt a valuable lesson, Marine Professors are greedy little fuckers.
The End!
Last we saw our Heero and the others they were in a YMCA, but with some strange plot twists and some blue and red purple pills they realized that it was just a hallucination and they were smoking pot in Duo's bedroom.
"This is the last time you convince me to smoke this shit with you Duo!" said Wufei angrily, while he threw what he had been smoking in the trash.
"Yea, it's no fun anymore!" stated Quatre "especially after I fell off of Mushroom Mountain, or maybe it was the second..."
"Who's countin'?" asked Trowa, with everyone agreeing with a shake of their head.
"What time is it anyway?" asked Heero, getting up from the Duo's bed and scratching his ass.
"5 to 10!" shouted a high voice from under the covers of Duo's bed.
Everyone shrieked in fright, for they never thought they would have to face such a horrible thing as a dum dum dum! blanket monster!
"I'm too gorgeous and young to die!" yelled Duo.
"Don't forget steamingly sexy, physically hunky, and unbearably hot," reminded Jace popping up from out of the ground then going back into it, not even leaving a whole, sort of like that rodent think in those push pop commercials!
"Oh and don't forget your good hair!" added in Quatre giggling.
Everyone just stopped worrying about the monster to stare at Quatre, even Quatre was shocked/disturbed about what Quatre said. After a couple of minutes took out of their panicking to all take cold showers (excluding the blanket monster) they went back and started to freak out all over again.
"I'm too gorgeous and young to die!" yelled Duo, once again. Then as Jace was about to pop up again re-creating the disturbance Heero slide tackled her and shut her up by giving her a kiss, but it wasn't an ordinary kiss, it was one of those steamy kisses that you only see in cheap romantic movies where steam is actually emanating around them. Once they stopped, Jace went back to reality and Wife started to hit the Blanket Monster.
"Die die die!!!" shouted Wufie while bitch slapping the monster.
"Stop stop! It's a me Mario errr Relena!" Shouted Relena as she pulled off the blanket,
"What were you doing there?" asked Trowa who had been still under the 'pot effect' during all of that and just realized what was going on.
"Well, I saw Heero on the bed and I decided it would be a good idea to give him head so I did!" said Relena very proud of herself.
"You must have been really high, because I didn't get any head from you." Heero pointed out.
"Wait, whats that!" Quatre pointed in disgust to a thing covered in saliva under the covers. He then fainted, woke up, only to faint again.
"It's a dildo!" shrieked Duo, going into a hissy fit.
"No it isn't dumbass, it's a toy of a Tilitubby. Dildo's have a completely different shape and when I sucked on one, I mean when I saw girls on the Web sucking on one it looked really different." Stated Wufei and since all of that was so disturbing and disgusting the pretended it sounded perfectly fine. Either that, or the pot was still in them.
"Ah shit we have to go to the Museum to give in the names!" Trowa yelled realizing what a pointless thing all of this was.
"Let's go go Power Wheels!" shouted Duo. .And with that all of them transformed into cars. Except Relena who was a Bird, and Trowa who was an Ogre, and Heero who was an Ear, and Wufei who was a Pogo stick, actually the only one who was a car was Duo. Then they went into the Museum, and transformed back into themselves.
"You guys know you really should not smoke pot!" scolded the Professor. Then they got into a discussion on the effects on pot on politicians and monkey's, completely oblivious to the fact that they were there to name the fish that they found a whole 5 days ago.
"Relena, your documented evidence on pot and monkeys is unbelievable, how did you do it?" asked the Professor, in quite a shock.
"I visited the forest one day only to find my self smoking pot and in a strange dream I was sitting on top of my village Elder, Little Monkle. He told me that the night before he had a vision of a bear and a fish fighting over their peanut .Which meant the Mormons would be soon attacking our village and tell us their story about their religion and expect us to convert. So after the Mormon Inquisition of my fellow people in the hood we met a Rabbi who spoke in riddles and one riddle was about a Male Monkey eating a Bible. The out of the Bible came Lilith and she wanted to have sex on top, but noooo! Mister Male wanted her on bottom, so she yelled out to him and this is what she yelled!" Relena said holding up the paper.
Everyone was so amazed and confused that they started to talk about their favorite foods. When it was Trowa's turn he said Sea Food which reminded everyone about the fish naming.
"Ok now, what names do you guys hazzle my fazlzle dazzle!" said the Professor, thinking he was ghetto.
"Ours is Boboship!" yelled Quatre, over merrily, while Heero just glared at him.
"Well I don't mean to brag, but out name is ten times better than yours, fo'she zy my ne zy!" Said Trowa, taking out his Bling-Bling and doing one of those rapper poses.
"Oh! You got served" Shouted some random Rapper dude.
"Then what is it, ya' crackers!" shouted Heero right back, obviously getting into his rapper mode. "Oh you got served back!" shouted Quatre, talking in his regular tone so he sounded very out of place, but no one really noticed. "Oh that's it! Its on!" Shouted back Trowa, fallowed by a million other people shouting it so amidst the confusion they just decided to shake hands and agree that it was silly to fight over the names, much to the disappointment of millions of fans wanting to see people do cheesy dance moves. "Oh, by the way our name for the fish is Glarer" said Relena out of no where. "Hey that's my catch thing!" remarked Heero. "No fair! I want a catch phrase too!" Whined Duo, but Wufie hit him with a pole.
"Now Duo and Wufie lets here yours!" Said Dr.Jampoli, who's name I just remembered and who was very exited to find out the name.
"Umm.." stammered Duo and Wufie remembering they never thought of a name. As they looked around for objects to strike interest Duo saw a really hot girl pass bye he blurted out "Ah...Boner!" for he was getting one much to everyone's disgust.
"Ok then," started Dr. Jampoli, "Let me decide..." And as he was deciding a couple of things happened. Wufie elbowed Duo for being an idiot, Relena molested herself and blamed it on Heero, and Trowa farted."...I choose Jampoli! It will be hence forth be called the Jampoli fish!"
Before any of the pilots or Relena could do something a bunch of reporters were let in and the fish was officially named. So the pilots and Relena all walked out, all very disappointed. But at least they all learnt a valuable lesson, Marine Professors are greedy little fuckers.
The End!