Discliamer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. But, I do happen to own the idea
of the fic. This was based on my own expericence of killing flies.
Although, we never found out wut happened to that fly, thanx to
TanukiGirl22 and BB for runnin around w/ me and TRYING to kill that stupid
fly.
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RK How To: Kill A Fly
It was a quiet, peaceful day at the Kamiya Dojo. Everyone had just eaten lunch [that Megumi cooked, not Kaoru] Everything was going fine until..
Kaoru: AHHHHHH!!!!!! There's a FLY in here!!!
Yahiko: What do you mean there's a fly in here!?!?!?!
Kaoru: It went that way!!!! (points into the direction that it went)
Yahiko: Well then let's get it!!!!!
{Everything in brackets '[ ]' will be for insturctions/directions/etc..}
[Step 1: Find The Fly]
Kaoru and Yahiko begin running around the dojo trying to look for the fly. They run into Kenshin, Megumi and Sanosuke. Kenshin is just minding his own buisness doing laundry. Megumi and Sanosuke were caught up in their arguement, which Megumi was winning BTW. Kenshin actually looked up from the laundry to find Kaoru and Yahiko.
Kenshin: What's going on here?
Yahiko: There's a fly flyin around the dojo!! And Busu and I are tryin to catch it!
Sano: (pauses his arguement) Catching it, or killing it? There's a big difference between the two.
Kaoru: Well, first we catch it, then we kill it. But, do you think we could get some help here!?!?
Kenshin: Daijoubu Kaoru-dono.
Sano: Hai hai.
Megumi: I can help, demo, I have to go back to the clinic and get some stuff. Just don't destroy your home while I'm gone. (Megumi leaves and Sano, Kenshin, Yahiko, and Kaoru begin running around, all looking like idiots.)
Sano: There it goes!!!!
Yahiko: Where?
Sano: I saw it go that way!!!
Kaoru: I have a feeling we just cant 'chase' this bug around. We need weapons.
[Step 2: Arm Yourself & Prepare For The Chase]
Kaoru: (with her 'magical bokken' in hand) I think I'm ready now. And how 'bout you guys? (Yahiko pulls out his shinai and Sano held up a fist and Kenshin stood there and oro-ed) Well, it looks like we're ready. But, does anyone know when Meg--
Megumi: You called?
Everyone gaped at Megumi with sweatdrops, she had her fox ears up, a sly smile on her face, and her medicene chest with her. She looked like she was ready to beat up Sanosuke.
Sano: So I see you came to help us out. That's not like you.
Megumi: Urusai Tori-atama. But, I you want to catch that fly, you might need my help. Nobody I know uses stupidity to get bugs. [a/n: 'cept for the RK-gumi]
Kaoru: Then what are we waiting for??! Let's go!
[Step 3: Kill The Fly [Nobody enjoys this one]
They began chasing the fly, all of them looking like idiots. Not one of them even got close. After a l o n g while they got tired, but didnt give up.
A line of people {Kaoru, Yahiko, Megumi, Sanosuke}, have now given themselves a title. The 'SWAT' Team. during their chase, they run back into Kenshin.
The fly landed on Kenshin's head. Kaoru stopped, and began to glare at Kenshin.
Kaoru: Kenshin, DON'T move!!!!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: The fly is on your head.
They all began moving closer to Kenshin, cornering him. He began oro-ing like there was no tommorow. Everyone was so sick of that fly. Sano held up his fist, Megumi had her medicene chest armed and ready, Kaoru had a shoe in her hand, and Yahiko.. ohhh Yahiko..
Yahiko put his shinai in front of his face. The expression on his face had scared Kenshin even. He looked like a little Saito.
Yahiko: Aku. Soku. Zan.
Sano: AHHHH!!!!!!! SAITO'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! But, wait, shouldn't that be 'Fly Soku Zan'?
Yahiko: Hai hai Sano.
Kaoru: I got it!!!!!!!!
She holds up her shoe, and looks at Kenshin. Aiming for the fly, she hit Kenshin HARD you her shoe. To her suprise, the fly was gone. Kenshin was left with a huge shoe mark in front of his face. Kaoru apologized and everyone else resumesd running, leaving the oro-ing fool to oro to his heart's content.
[Step 4: Get Help From.. Others]
*** Outside, Dr. Gensai was dropping off Ayame and Suzume at the dojo. Once they entered, they found a pile of people. Kenshin at the bottom, then Yahiko, Kaoru, Megumi and Sanosuke. The two were in a very. "odd" position, and suddenly back away from each other, causing the pile to collapse. So now it looked like people sprawled out in a row watching Ayame and Suzume.
Sano: Oi! Onna, what was that for!?!
Megumi: (rolls eyes) You were invading my personal space.
Sano: What the he--
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: Kenshin, what's wrong?
Yahiko: (before Kenshin can speak) It's the fly.. Right there!
Everyone begins struggling toward the fly to kill it.
Ayame: Look, it's a fly!!!
Suzume: A fly!!
Ayame goes up to the fly, and steps on it. The Kenshin-gumi have mass sweatdrops and face-faults.
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Well, I'll tell ya this, this was an extremely pointless fic. i thought the idea was good in my head, but then when i type it out, they really start to get crappy. i havent gotten many suggestions for how to's, so it's been kinda hard to update. and plus, i'm thinkin of this kinda cool x-over that would be ygo, rk style. so, everythin's been realy hectic. and i cant forget about school.. oh well, just pls. review! and, i need suggestions!
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RK How To: Kill A Fly
It was a quiet, peaceful day at the Kamiya Dojo. Everyone had just eaten lunch [that Megumi cooked, not Kaoru] Everything was going fine until..
Kaoru: AHHHHHH!!!!!! There's a FLY in here!!!
Yahiko: What do you mean there's a fly in here!?!?!?!
Kaoru: It went that way!!!! (points into the direction that it went)
Yahiko: Well then let's get it!!!!!
{Everything in brackets '[ ]' will be for insturctions/directions/etc..}
[Step 1: Find The Fly]
Kaoru and Yahiko begin running around the dojo trying to look for the fly. They run into Kenshin, Megumi and Sanosuke. Kenshin is just minding his own buisness doing laundry. Megumi and Sanosuke were caught up in their arguement, which Megumi was winning BTW. Kenshin actually looked up from the laundry to find Kaoru and Yahiko.
Kenshin: What's going on here?
Yahiko: There's a fly flyin around the dojo!! And Busu and I are tryin to catch it!
Sano: (pauses his arguement) Catching it, or killing it? There's a big difference between the two.
Kaoru: Well, first we catch it, then we kill it. But, do you think we could get some help here!?!?
Kenshin: Daijoubu Kaoru-dono.
Sano: Hai hai.
Megumi: I can help, demo, I have to go back to the clinic and get some stuff. Just don't destroy your home while I'm gone. (Megumi leaves and Sano, Kenshin, Yahiko, and Kaoru begin running around, all looking like idiots.)
Sano: There it goes!!!!
Yahiko: Where?
Sano: I saw it go that way!!!
Kaoru: I have a feeling we just cant 'chase' this bug around. We need weapons.
[Step 2: Arm Yourself & Prepare For The Chase]
Kaoru: (with her 'magical bokken' in hand) I think I'm ready now. And how 'bout you guys? (Yahiko pulls out his shinai and Sano held up a fist and Kenshin stood there and oro-ed) Well, it looks like we're ready. But, does anyone know when Meg--
Megumi: You called?
Everyone gaped at Megumi with sweatdrops, she had her fox ears up, a sly smile on her face, and her medicene chest with her. She looked like she was ready to beat up Sanosuke.
Sano: So I see you came to help us out. That's not like you.
Megumi: Urusai Tori-atama. But, I you want to catch that fly, you might need my help. Nobody I know uses stupidity to get bugs. [a/n: 'cept for the RK-gumi]
Kaoru: Then what are we waiting for??! Let's go!
[Step 3: Kill The Fly [Nobody enjoys this one]
They began chasing the fly, all of them looking like idiots. Not one of them even got close. After a l o n g while they got tired, but didnt give up.
A line of people {Kaoru, Yahiko, Megumi, Sanosuke}, have now given themselves a title. The 'SWAT' Team. during their chase, they run back into Kenshin.
The fly landed on Kenshin's head. Kaoru stopped, and began to glare at Kenshin.
Kaoru: Kenshin, DON'T move!!!!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: The fly is on your head.
They all began moving closer to Kenshin, cornering him. He began oro-ing like there was no tommorow. Everyone was so sick of that fly. Sano held up his fist, Megumi had her medicene chest armed and ready, Kaoru had a shoe in her hand, and Yahiko.. ohhh Yahiko..
Yahiko put his shinai in front of his face. The expression on his face had scared Kenshin even. He looked like a little Saito.
Yahiko: Aku. Soku. Zan.
Sano: AHHHH!!!!!!! SAITO'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! But, wait, shouldn't that be 'Fly Soku Zan'?
Yahiko: Hai hai Sano.
Kaoru: I got it!!!!!!!!
She holds up her shoe, and looks at Kenshin. Aiming for the fly, she hit Kenshin HARD you her shoe. To her suprise, the fly was gone. Kenshin was left with a huge shoe mark in front of his face. Kaoru apologized and everyone else resumesd running, leaving the oro-ing fool to oro to his heart's content.
[Step 4: Get Help From.. Others]
*** Outside, Dr. Gensai was dropping off Ayame and Suzume at the dojo. Once they entered, they found a pile of people. Kenshin at the bottom, then Yahiko, Kaoru, Megumi and Sanosuke. The two were in a very. "odd" position, and suddenly back away from each other, causing the pile to collapse. So now it looked like people sprawled out in a row watching Ayame and Suzume.
Sano: Oi! Onna, what was that for!?!
Megumi: (rolls eyes) You were invading my personal space.
Sano: What the he--
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: Kenshin, what's wrong?
Yahiko: (before Kenshin can speak) It's the fly.. Right there!
Everyone begins struggling toward the fly to kill it.
Ayame: Look, it's a fly!!!
Suzume: A fly!!
Ayame goes up to the fly, and steps on it. The Kenshin-gumi have mass sweatdrops and face-faults.
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Well, I'll tell ya this, this was an extremely pointless fic. i thought the idea was good in my head, but then when i type it out, they really start to get crappy. i havent gotten many suggestions for how to's, so it's been kinda hard to update. and plus, i'm thinkin of this kinda cool x-over that would be ygo, rk style. so, everythin's been realy hectic. and i cant forget about school.. oh well, just pls. review! and, i need suggestions!