Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, and I wish I could try some Japanese food.
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[Italics/Brackets :: Steps]
Sano: Man, if today gets even more boring, I might actually have to find somewhere else to go
Yahiko: I don't think Katsu wants to keep you.
Megumi: It's not like I'd want to.
Sano: Yeah, whatever. But I was being serious when I said I would leave if this place.
[Step 1: Do The Impossible THINK!!!]
Yahiko: Since your so bored, why don't you think of something impossible?
Kaoru: Like what?
Yahiko: Like figuring out a way to satisfy Saito!
Sano: To WHAT Saito?!?!?!
Yahiko: To satisfy him. This could be a time for you to really use your brain Sano.
Megumi: He's right you know
Sano: !?!?!?!!!!?!
Kenshin: Now now
Kaoru: I know the best way to satisfy Saito!
Sano: There are only two things on this world that could ever satisfy him, and that's killing me, and smoking.
Kaoru: And soba.
[Step 2: Find a Cook, or Find Some Soba]
Kenshin: If we know that soba would satisfy Saito, where would we get the soba?
Sano: Someone could make it, just don't have the MIssie make it I don't think we wants to end his life before he ends mine first
WHACK!
Kaoru: (Comes up behind Sano) Don't insult my cooking or I'll make you eat it, then you'll die and Saito would probably eat you up as if you were the soba that I might make!
Sano:
Kenshin: Now now, there's no need to get violent with this
Megumi: He's right so why doesn't someone just go buy some soba?
Sano & Yahiko: (In Unison) Don't look at me! I don't have any money!
Megumi: Of course you don't.
Kenshin: (. face) Uhh I don't think I have any money Miss Misao took the last of it [Flashes back to when he first meets Misao]
Kaoru: I think I still have some money leftover somewhere around here. I'll go out and buy it, and Megumi, protect this dojo from falling apart while I'm gone (whispers to Megumi) Or I'll tell Sano a little secret
Megumi: (INSERT ANGRY, RAGING ANIME FACE)
Kaoru leaves, and comes back later with the soba The dojo is surprisingly still in one piece. They cook the soba {yeah that stuff} And now on to the next step
[Step 3: Fetch the Wolf]
Kaoru: So then, who's gonna go get Saito?
Megumi: I vote Sano.
Sano: Then I vote you!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: Now now
Kaoru: Okay then who votes Sano?
Kaoru and Megumi raise their hands, Kaoru raises both of her hands, doubling the vote for Sanosuke.
Megumi: Then that's that. Looks like you're gonna go and fetch Saito.
Sano: Whaddya mean ?!?!?!?!?!
Kaoru: Kenshin, go with him. He'll get lost if he doesn't, even though he's probably been there millions of time before.
Sano: Oi! What's that s'pposed to mean!?!
Megumi: It means you'll get lost without him. So just go. We'll be waiting for you to come back.
Sano: Fine then. I bet I'd do a better job finding him than you would.
Megumi: But I'm not the one who's going to look for him.
Sano: Whatever. C'mon Kenshin, let's go. Some annoying foxes are getting on my nerves.
Kenshin and Sano go into town and wander around him until they find him again They eventually find him somewhere around town, the police station wasn't the first place they looked. But don't worry, he's here NOW FORWARD AND ONWARD!
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[Step 4: Satisfy Him]Saito: (Looks around and sees everyone sitting around as if there was a party and he was the Guest of Honor') I hope you took me here for a good reason. If not, away with his head. (Points to Sano)
Sano: Nah, we brought you here for a good reason Lone wolf {I couldn't think of anything else!}
Sano gets someone to bring Saito the soba and show him to the table
Sano: Me and Kenshin brought you here cause you deserve an award for being so uhh wolfy and all!
Saito:
Sano: So I left ya speechless huh?
Saito:
Sano: Just don't turn into Shinamori
Saito: This better be good
Sano steps back and joins Kaoru, Megumi, Kenshin, and Yahiko watch Saito as he ate err-- devoured the soba. His known love for soba, never ceased to amaze anyone.
Saito: (INSERT err UNREADABLE BUT SOMETHING YOU WOULD NEVER SEE ON SAITO'S FACE, [Like the look of satisfaction, just imagine how he would look CREEPY!]) So, got any more?
Let the anime eyes, sweat drops, anime falls, face faults, and oro's ensume.
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I found it funnier in my head when i thought of it. i'm still waiting for suggestions that would be easier for me to use, but i haven't gotten many. I got a lot of suggestions for CrismHeart, but i can't really think for those. so after this one, i'm all out until i somehow get my brain to work. although there is one other chapter in mind R&R!!