(The afore-mentioned disclaimer applies to this act as well.)

Act Two-Slapfights and High kicks

DRAGONFLY DINING ROOM--BREAKFAST

Lorelai walks into the dining room and notices Jason eating breakfast at one of the tables. Her expression is one of disgust as she walks over to him.

Lorelai: (arms crossed) Jason.

Jason: (looks up smiling) Lorelai, good morning. These eggs are amazing. Here try some. (raises a fork to her)

Lorelai sits down at the table.

Lorelai: (motioning toward the living room) Jason, did you stay in that chair the whole night?

Jason: (wiping his mouth with a napkin) No, um...the French guy...Michel...He gave me your parents' room.

Lorelai rolls her eyes.

Lorelai: (seriously) You have to go.

Jason: (reaching out to put his hand on hers) I'm not leaving here until we talk about "us".

Lorelai: (angry, not letting him touch her) Jason, there is no "us". I told you that last night. There's a "you". There's a "me". And soon there will be a "you getting to know the wrong side of a rolling pin, courtesy of me," if you don't leave.

Jason: (pressing his luck yet again) What exactly is the wrong side of a rolling pin?

Lorelai: (angry) Jason, it's over. How many times have I told you that?

Jason: (okay, now he's just being an ass) I believe it's about three or four times now.

Lorelai: Then why don't you take a hint and get the hell outta here.

Jason: I told you that I don't give up that easily. Besides, we have something special.

Lorelai: (trying to be calm) I'm sorry, but we're done. You have to accept that.

Jason: (pleading) Lorelai, please, I know we can...

Lorelai: (blurting out) I'm seeing someone else.

Jason: What?

Lorelai: I'm dating someone else.

Jason: (looks dejected) Oh...when did this happen?

Lorelai: Look, it's not really your business, but it started a week ago.

Jason: (looking slightly relieved) A week? Well, you two can't be that serious yet?

Lorelai gives him a look that shows her seriousness for Luke.

Jason: (looks down) Oh...well...that was fast.

Lorelai: (looking away) No...actually, we've known each other for awhile.

Jason: (placing his napkin on the table) Well, I guess I should go.

Lorelai: (looking down) I think that's a good idea.

Jason: (standing up) Bye, Lorelai.

Lorelai: (sighing and then looking at him) Bye, Jason.

Jason walks away, and Lorelai rubs her eyes. She then gets up and walks to the front hallway. She dials a number on her cell phone.

Rory: Hello?

Lorelai: So, guess who almost had a Fatal Attraction bathroom scene with Jason?

Rory: (smiling) Uh...Michel.

Lorelai: No. (smiling) But that would have been funny...Actually, it was me.

Rory: He's still there? What did he do?

Lorelai: Jason, was being, well Jason,...all persistent and pushy...until I...

Rory: ...shot him in the bathtub!

Lorelai: Close...but no cigar. I told him I was seeing someone else.

Rory: (quizzically) Someone else? Oh, Luke...you never told me what happened with that whole thing...

Lorelai: (smiling) Well...lemme tell ya...you'll never guess what happened...

Rory: (laughing) He kissed you!

Lorelai: (frowning) Well...yeah...Way to steal a girl's thunder, kid..

Rory: (surprised) What!?! Are you serious? I was just kidding! Luke kissed you! Where?

Lorelai: Well, on the lips, Larry Flint.

Rory: (with a grossed out expression on her face) Eww, Mom...no, I meant where...as in... location?

Lorelai: (with that 'duh' expression on her face) Oh...on the porch...here at the Dragonfly...last night...before...

Rory: (her face changes to a frown) Oh, Mom...I'm sorry. You were coming home to tell me last night and I...

Lorelai: (with a tight smile) It's alright...I gotta do some things around here before the guests check out. You comin for breakfast?

Rory: No, but I'll be over later, okay?

Lorelai: Alright, sweetie. Luv ya.

Rory: Right back at ya. Bye.

Lorelai: Bye.

Lorelai hangs up her cell phone, and then walks around the corner, not watching where she is going, and runs into Luke.

Lorelai: (startled) Oh...Hey.

Luke: Hey.

Lorelai: (starts walking away from him, but still talking to him, expecting him to follow her) So, uh, did you have breakfast? I hear the eggs are great. (They enter the kitchen. No one's there but them) Oh, by the way, thanks for going to get the eggs. You really didn't have to. (She turns to face him and leans against the counter.) I mean you're probably tired, right, from all that saving Kirk stuff. Oh, and how did you like your room? Was it...

Luke: (smiling) Lorelai...

Lorelai: What?

Luke: You're babbling.

Lorelai: (looks out the window) No, I'm not.

Luke: Yes, you are.

Lorelai: (rolls her eyes and speaks nervously) Okay yeah, I am...I just...I don't know, uh, what to say...(smiling)

Luke: (looking down) You mean about last night?

Lorelai: (struggling to find words) Yeah...its just...uh...

Luke: (stunned) I can't believe this.

Lorelai: (confused) What?

Luke: (smiling) You're speechless. You can't talk. This belongs in the history books.

Lorelai: (smiling) Ha Ha.

Luke: (changes the subject very obviously) So, uh, I saw Jason leave. Didn't seem too happy...

Lorelai: No, I don't think he'll be doing high kicks anytime soon....I told him we were over...yet again...I think it stuck this time.

Luke: Really?

Lorelai: Yeah, I don't expect to find a rabbit boiling in my kitchen.

Luke: (confused) Huh?

Lorelai: Fatal Attraction?...oh...nevermind...I so need to school you some more on movies...Bottom line, though...Jason's gone.

Luke: (relieved) Well, good.

Lorelai: Yeah, good. So, um, about last night...

Sookie runs in the kitchen interrupting them, yet again.

Sookie: Lorelai...Michel needs you...I think he and Taylor are about to get into a slapfight over Taylor's comment cards.

Lorelai: Oh cool...Fifty bucks says Michel tries to strangle Taylor with that cardigan. (Sookie leaves. Lorelai turns to Luke.) We'll talk later. (smiles at him.)

Luke: (nods) Yeah, okay.

Fades to Black.