Disclamer: I don't own any of the characters in the story, except for myself. My sister and cousin are in this, so is Marc Mandrake (a local Independent professional wrestler in the Western New York area, Sergeant Major Morris (The Monkey's Paw), Leningen (Leningen vs. The Ants), Tom Benecke (Contents of a dead man's pocket), Jerry (Through The Tunnel) and Michael Buffer (Famous Boxing/Wrestling Announcer).
RotNLuk's Justin Chortie presents: Leningen through the Monkey's Pocket
In The Beginning
"Hello There! I am Justin Chortie, and I am your host of RotNLuk TeleVision's new reality television show, Haunted Crib. Where we stick four or more? innocent people in a haunted mansion and they have to survive four months in the mansion. The last person to survive gets One million Euros, which is actually higher than an American Million, now." Said Justin Chortie, one of the three co-owners of a website (rotnluk.com) and its newly made television channel. "And now let's introduce the competitors!"
"Weighing in at a muscular two-hundred pounds, a veteran with an attitude, the one, the only, Sergeant Major Morris." Said Michael Buffer, legendary, boxing and wrestling announcer.
"You're a Grand Old Flag" starts playing as he comes into the mansion, waving a flag.
"I'd just like everyone to remember, never dabble with the art of magic, I have gotten in trouble for doing this. In fact, I lost a few friends from a little Monkey's Paw that I used for three wishes." Said the US veteran
"Coming into the castle, an amazing man, who took on billions of little ants in swarms, with the help of the people that worked on his farm, the new king of pest-control, Leningen!" Announced Mister Buffer.
"William Tell" starts playing as Leningen enters the castle.
"The human brain needs only to become fully aware of its powers to conquer even the elements" said Leningen
"And now, a man who works a desk job, a man who almost gave up his life for work, but learned family is more important, the only family man to appear on this show, Tom Benecke!" Said Michael.
The "Leave it to Beaver" theme starts playing as Tom Benecke enters.
"I'd like to dedicate this show to my wife, she is going to keep half of my earnings." Tom said.
"And finally, The only british person on the show, and the first ever child to be a cast member of a reality TV show, Jerry!" Announced Michael
"Beethoven's Ninth Symphony" starts playing as Jerry walks into the castle.
"I'm eleven years old, I just recently traveled to France, went through a really long tunnel underwater and almost drowned but I went through it, and I became a better person for it.
"For the eight in attendance and the millions watching at home, Let's get ready to rumble!" Shouted Michael Buffer.
"How many times have I heard that before?" Justin Chortie whispered to the other two co-owners, his sister, Danielle, and cousin, Amanda.
"Too Many!" They both said as they chuckled madly.
He still remembers the day that he got the idea for the show.
He remembers being assigned to write a short story in english class and realized he should write about a reality TV show involving four of the characters that the class looked at. At this time he didn't know that all the stories were actually non-fiction and the people really existed.
"Ah! those were the days" Said Justin to his now bored sister.
"How many times have you told me that story?" Said Danielle, his sister. "I mean really, so what, if this is going to make or break us as a Television channel."
"It will definitely make us..." said justin "Because we don't have anything else to show, this is all we will show, what's going on twenty-four hours a day, and seven days a week, until three of them give in and one is declared the winner.
Limp Bizkit's song: "Break Stuff" started playing.
The contestants became very confused.
"I have a big surprise for all of you contestants! There will be a fifth cast member of the show!" Said Danielle, menacingly, as her and her fellow partners exhanged knowing looks, and the cast looked confused.
"Coming into the castle one of the greatest hardcore wrestlers in history, Marc Mandrake!" Shouted Michael Buffer.
Marc walked into the castle, with a kendo stick and a water bottle in his hands, his CBGB shirt on, and his blue pants that say Mandrake on the sides; and hugged Danielle.
"The four of you most likely don't have the gonads to survive in a castle with Marc Mandrake!"
"Now, remember Marc we're not going to go easy on you because you're a friend of ours" Justin said, as Danielle gave him a dirty look. "Danielle might, but Amanda and I won't."
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" screamed Amanda at the top of her lungs.
Danielle, Amanda, and Justin left the five cast members and Michael Buffer, who is currently serving as the on-screen host, in the mansion.
RotNLuk's Justin Chortie presents: Leningen through the Monkey's Pocket
In The Beginning
"Hello There! I am Justin Chortie, and I am your host of RotNLuk TeleVision's new reality television show, Haunted Crib. Where we stick four or more? innocent people in a haunted mansion and they have to survive four months in the mansion. The last person to survive gets One million Euros, which is actually higher than an American Million, now." Said Justin Chortie, one of the three co-owners of a website (rotnluk.com) and its newly made television channel. "And now let's introduce the competitors!"
"Weighing in at a muscular two-hundred pounds, a veteran with an attitude, the one, the only, Sergeant Major Morris." Said Michael Buffer, legendary, boxing and wrestling announcer.
"You're a Grand Old Flag" starts playing as he comes into the mansion, waving a flag.
"I'd just like everyone to remember, never dabble with the art of magic, I have gotten in trouble for doing this. In fact, I lost a few friends from a little Monkey's Paw that I used for three wishes." Said the US veteran
"Coming into the castle, an amazing man, who took on billions of little ants in swarms, with the help of the people that worked on his farm, the new king of pest-control, Leningen!" Announced Mister Buffer.
"William Tell" starts playing as Leningen enters the castle.
"The human brain needs only to become fully aware of its powers to conquer even the elements" said Leningen
"And now, a man who works a desk job, a man who almost gave up his life for work, but learned family is more important, the only family man to appear on this show, Tom Benecke!" Said Michael.
The "Leave it to Beaver" theme starts playing as Tom Benecke enters.
"I'd like to dedicate this show to my wife, she is going to keep half of my earnings." Tom said.
"And finally, The only british person on the show, and the first ever child to be a cast member of a reality TV show, Jerry!" Announced Michael
"Beethoven's Ninth Symphony" starts playing as Jerry walks into the castle.
"I'm eleven years old, I just recently traveled to France, went through a really long tunnel underwater and almost drowned but I went through it, and I became a better person for it.
"For the eight in attendance and the millions watching at home, Let's get ready to rumble!" Shouted Michael Buffer.
"How many times have I heard that before?" Justin Chortie whispered to the other two co-owners, his sister, Danielle, and cousin, Amanda.
"Too Many!" They both said as they chuckled madly.
He still remembers the day that he got the idea for the show.
He remembers being assigned to write a short story in english class and realized he should write about a reality TV show involving four of the characters that the class looked at. At this time he didn't know that all the stories were actually non-fiction and the people really existed.
"Ah! those were the days" Said Justin to his now bored sister.
"How many times have you told me that story?" Said Danielle, his sister. "I mean really, so what, if this is going to make or break us as a Television channel."
"It will definitely make us..." said justin "Because we don't have anything else to show, this is all we will show, what's going on twenty-four hours a day, and seven days a week, until three of them give in and one is declared the winner.
Limp Bizkit's song: "Break Stuff" started playing.
The contestants became very confused.
"I have a big surprise for all of you contestants! There will be a fifth cast member of the show!" Said Danielle, menacingly, as her and her fellow partners exhanged knowing looks, and the cast looked confused.
"Coming into the castle one of the greatest hardcore wrestlers in history, Marc Mandrake!" Shouted Michael Buffer.
Marc walked into the castle, with a kendo stick and a water bottle in his hands, his CBGB shirt on, and his blue pants that say Mandrake on the sides; and hugged Danielle.
"The four of you most likely don't have the gonads to survive in a castle with Marc Mandrake!"
"Now, remember Marc we're not going to go easy on you because you're a friend of ours" Justin said, as Danielle gave him a dirty look. "Danielle might, but Amanda and I won't."
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" screamed Amanda at the top of her lungs.
Danielle, Amanda, and Justin left the five cast members and Michael Buffer, who is currently serving as the on-screen host, in the mansion.