Disclaimer: I only own Kora... Everything else is owned by other peeps. I
don't own No Mercy. I don't own the city of Columbus... but I have lived
there for eight years of my life... so we'll say I do! Cena's Rap is the
one he did in Columbus, on April 1, 2004. I'm an Ohio girl so I thought
it'd be cool.
ARMAGEDDON HAS ARRIVED!
John Cena came out, Right as the show was beginning.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo!
But is Columbus up here to represent? Then lemme hear the whole building make some noise!
I'm still giving out FU's and still pumping up my shoes This great American award, your boy is not gonna lose! Look at Charlie Haas, he had to cheat his way in Big Show's buying apple pie's, he's trying to eat his way in And ya'll know they gonna keep this award sucka free So forget that busta rimes wanna be Booker T See I'm a win this thing tonight, by beating two Italian tough guys... I'm repping Ohio State, giving competition buckeye's But check this out, Michael Cole got a new main squeeze Tazz they look too good together, but you know what Before ya'll choke on each other, choke on deez.
~*~*~*
King was in the Ring, to announce the winners of the Playboy, Diva Tag Team challenge. "I can't wait to see who was picked. So Please will the first Diva Please come out." King said with a huge grin on his face.
'What I always wanted' blasted through the speakers. Domitria came down to the ring. She was wearing a black bikini with Pink Playboy bunnies. She hugged King, and waited for her tag team partner to be announced.
"Next, her sexy, tag team partner..."
'Legs' blasted through the arena. And Stacey Keibler came out. She showed off her new look. Her hair way dyed a light golden brown.
JR: Well I thought, Both Divas had to be on the same show.
Tazz: Does it matter? Look at them!
Clips were shown of, both Diva's at the Playboy mansion, and posing for their shoot.
~**~~*~
KRISTEN (CHAMPION) V. EVA V. ELLE V. MARISSA FOR THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP.
Elle and Marissa advanced toward on another before the match officially started. So naturally, Kristen and Eva fought each other.
A Brawl starts. Marissa whips Elle, but Elle ducks and backdrops her over the ropes. Inside the ring, Eva splashes Kristen, but Elle rolls Eva up for a quick one-count. Eva knees Elle's kidneys and puts her in a double chickenwing, before slamming her to the mat. Kristen clubs Eva, but Eva gives her a jawbreaker. She sets up Eva for a suplex, but Eva gets out of it and hits Kristen with a DDT. Kristen screamed, due to landing on her knee wrong. She covers—1-2- kickout— Kristen,grabbing her knee, rolls out of the ring. Eva punches Marissa, but Marissa delivers a drop toehold to Eva and a handspring elbow to Elle. Eva misses a clothesline on Marissa, who hits her with a reverse neckbreaker.
She covers Eva. 1—2—Elle comes in and jackknifes Marissa immediately busting her open. A furious Marissa starts assaulting Elle until the referees eventually subdue her. Elle puts a neck hold on Eva. Eva gets out of it with a Bodyvice, but Elle kicks up out of it. She shoves Eva, who slaps Elle, clotheslines her and gets a two count.
The camera did a cut screen to show EMT'S helping Kristen outside of the ring, and Marissa getting up, for a bloody pile of blood.
Elle knees the gut of Marissa, snapmares her and applies a Rear Naked Choke. She soon after applies a Surfboard Stretch, which Marissa escapes with a Russian Legdrop. She covers and gets two. Eva whips Marissa, who dodges the turnbuckle. She sets up for a headscissors, but Eva throws her to the apron. Elle shoulderblocks her, but misses the somersault legdrop. Eva takes advantage with a schoolboy for two. marissa punches Elle, but Elle gets her into a Fireman's Carry position. She attempts the Black Widow, but Marissa counters with a headscissors. She covers—1-2—Elle kicks out. Marissa hits a modified Twist of Fate for another two count. She attempts to pin her again and produces the same results. Eva dropkickes Marissa from the top rope, and knocks her out.
Eva whips Elle in the corner, charges, but Elle knees her in the face. She rolls Eva up, who kicks out at two. Elle goes for the Widow's Peak, but Eva counters with a Jackknife and gets two from it. She gives a drop toehold to Elle into the ropes and delivers a spinning back suplex. She goes up top, but Elle hits the Elle Magik(AKA. Tornado DDT). She covers and pins Eva to become the new Women's Champion. Shane ran down to ringside to celebrate.
~*~*
As Elle and Shane celebrated her first WWE women's Championship, he whispered in her ear. "We need to talk."
Tazz: Now the question is, Will Elle bring that belt to Smackdown, as promised.
*Backstage* (Off-Screen)
"Shane, actually can this wait?" Elle said, running the shower. "15 minutes, I promise, it will give me time to clean, and get ready."
"Fine, ill see you in15... and Elle, I know."
*
Elle waited for Shane to turn the corner before she snuck off to Linda McMahon's office. She still had Marissa's blood all over her. 'Knock- Knock'
"it's open." Linda called out.
Elle walked in, and sat down. She didn't even notice Marissa and Stephanie in there, and when she did, neither said a thing.
"well?" Linda said. Elle sat there in silence, until Vince McMahon walked in.
"I hope I didn't miss anything important." He said sitting down next to Elle. Elle looked at the Shock on the faces of all three women in the room, and smiled.
"Well?" Linda asked, eyeballing Vince.
"I choose Shane." Elle said and she stood up, and put her newly won title over her shoulder. "I also choose to keep this." She walked out of the room, and right into an Angry Shane.
Inside the office, things were getting pretty nasty. "Marissa, Steph leave me and Vince alone please." Linda said.
"Marissa stay, Stephanie leave, and shut the door behind you!" Vince ordered. And turned his attention to Linda and Marissa. "HOW DARE YOU."
~*~*
"So what? I guess this is goodbye." Shane asked, as they walked to the parking lot.
"Shane."
"I seen you, last week get in my mom's limo. Keira told me the whole story...why couldn't you just come to me, I could have fixed it!"
Elle threw her bags in the backseat of their rental. "Shane. LISTEN TO ME!" She yelled. "Vince was in the limo, not Linda, I chose to stay here yes, but the only thing that matters is that, I chose you."
Shane was speechless. "I would have given up everything, but Stephanie told me, to go to Vince." Shane pulled her into a passionate kiss.
"I love you Danielle." He said for the first time.
~**~*~**~
*Evolution Locker Room*
"So what do you say Dave?" Randy asked. "Be my best man."
"Dude, Ric is gonna kill you." HHH joked.
"He knows Kora and I are back together." Randy said.
"Yeah but, you can't elope behind his back. Batista said, as the beautiful Bride to be walked in. (Yeah Yeah Yeah)
"Hey sexy!" Batista said hugging her.
"Dave. You better knock it off, Randy might get jealous." She joked hugging Paul (HHH). She finally made her way over to Randy. "Did you ask them."
"Yeah he did." Paul said. "Count me in."
Kora sat next to Batista, and gave him puppy dog eyes. "Davey..."
"You know I will." He laughed. "when?"
"Next week." Randy and Kora said in unison.
~**~*~ Main Event~**~**
Cole: We have been waiting all night for this match. Lets take a look and see how it all got started.
After the video clips were done, Sable and Kurt Angle came out, to their own music. 'Faint' By LP played and Keira came out, she waited at the top of the ramp for Bret.
Bret and Angle lock up first. Bret gets a headlock and a hammerlock on Kurt. Angle reverses the hammerlock, but Bret elbows him off. Bret runs the ropes, knocks Angle down, runs the ropes again, ducks two clotheslines and hits him with a back elbow. He chops Kurt, whips him, rolls through a Sunset Flip, tries for the Sharp Shooter, but breaks it up due to Kurt grabbing the ropes. Kurt tags in Sable, who tries punching Bret. Bret blocks her attempts, spanks her, and then tags in Keira. Sable tries for a clothesline, but Keira ducks and gets her into a waistlock takedown.
Keira punches Sable and whips her, but Sable reverses. Keira leaps on the bottom turnbuckle, however, and sends Sable crashing with a hurricanrana. Both Females made their tags and Bret and Kurt were destroying each other. "C'mon Bret!" cried Keira, extending her arm further as he crawled to the corner. Just as Kurt tagged in Sable, who moved out of the way, "No way" Sable yelled.-Bret hit her hand. Keira dashed through the ropes and stared at Sable. Kurt grasped her forearm and whipped her into the ropes. Keira threw her momentum into a handspring, and then dropkicked Kurt who fell to the mat. She grasped his rather large head and pulled him up and tried to push him into the turnbuckle, but ended up going there herself. Kurt ran forward and clotheslined her before she could even get her foot up to defend herself. Kurt's large hands yanked her up and threw her back into the turnbuckles, her injured head smacking it painfully. Which was, exactly, the point. From the throw, Keira was on her back as Kurt lifted her up and delivered a backbreaker and went for the cover. Bret Broke the count and he and Kurt began to fight. As Keira regained strength Sable ran in and attacked her.
Randy Orton runs in the ring, and delivered an RKO to Bret Hart. (LEGEND...duh! He's the legend killer) Keira then takes down Sable with a DDT, and delivers the Shooting Star Press for the win.
*~*~*~**~
Awesome PPV) Again, sorry for the long delay! Raw in Chi town was great. So I decided to slowly bring Kora back... Surprised? LOL! But her return will be huge!!!
Going out to Party!!
Kora
ARMAGEDDON HAS ARRIVED!
John Cena came out, Right as the show was beginning.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo!
But is Columbus up here to represent? Then lemme hear the whole building make some noise!
I'm still giving out FU's and still pumping up my shoes This great American award, your boy is not gonna lose! Look at Charlie Haas, he had to cheat his way in Big Show's buying apple pie's, he's trying to eat his way in And ya'll know they gonna keep this award sucka free So forget that busta rimes wanna be Booker T See I'm a win this thing tonight, by beating two Italian tough guys... I'm repping Ohio State, giving competition buckeye's But check this out, Michael Cole got a new main squeeze Tazz they look too good together, but you know what Before ya'll choke on each other, choke on deez.
~*~*~*
King was in the Ring, to announce the winners of the Playboy, Diva Tag Team challenge. "I can't wait to see who was picked. So Please will the first Diva Please come out." King said with a huge grin on his face.
'What I always wanted' blasted through the speakers. Domitria came down to the ring. She was wearing a black bikini with Pink Playboy bunnies. She hugged King, and waited for her tag team partner to be announced.
"Next, her sexy, tag team partner..."
'Legs' blasted through the arena. And Stacey Keibler came out. She showed off her new look. Her hair way dyed a light golden brown.
JR: Well I thought, Both Divas had to be on the same show.
Tazz: Does it matter? Look at them!
Clips were shown of, both Diva's at the Playboy mansion, and posing for their shoot.
~**~~*~
KRISTEN (CHAMPION) V. EVA V. ELLE V. MARISSA FOR THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP.
Elle and Marissa advanced toward on another before the match officially started. So naturally, Kristen and Eva fought each other.
A Brawl starts. Marissa whips Elle, but Elle ducks and backdrops her over the ropes. Inside the ring, Eva splashes Kristen, but Elle rolls Eva up for a quick one-count. Eva knees Elle's kidneys and puts her in a double chickenwing, before slamming her to the mat. Kristen clubs Eva, but Eva gives her a jawbreaker. She sets up Eva for a suplex, but Eva gets out of it and hits Kristen with a DDT. Kristen screamed, due to landing on her knee wrong. She covers—1-2- kickout— Kristen,grabbing her knee, rolls out of the ring. Eva punches Marissa, but Marissa delivers a drop toehold to Eva and a handspring elbow to Elle. Eva misses a clothesline on Marissa, who hits her with a reverse neckbreaker.
She covers Eva. 1—2—Elle comes in and jackknifes Marissa immediately busting her open. A furious Marissa starts assaulting Elle until the referees eventually subdue her. Elle puts a neck hold on Eva. Eva gets out of it with a Bodyvice, but Elle kicks up out of it. She shoves Eva, who slaps Elle, clotheslines her and gets a two count.
The camera did a cut screen to show EMT'S helping Kristen outside of the ring, and Marissa getting up, for a bloody pile of blood.
Elle knees the gut of Marissa, snapmares her and applies a Rear Naked Choke. She soon after applies a Surfboard Stretch, which Marissa escapes with a Russian Legdrop. She covers and gets two. Eva whips Marissa, who dodges the turnbuckle. She sets up for a headscissors, but Eva throws her to the apron. Elle shoulderblocks her, but misses the somersault legdrop. Eva takes advantage with a schoolboy for two. marissa punches Elle, but Elle gets her into a Fireman's Carry position. She attempts the Black Widow, but Marissa counters with a headscissors. She covers—1-2—Elle kicks out. Marissa hits a modified Twist of Fate for another two count. She attempts to pin her again and produces the same results. Eva dropkickes Marissa from the top rope, and knocks her out.
Eva whips Elle in the corner, charges, but Elle knees her in the face. She rolls Eva up, who kicks out at two. Elle goes for the Widow's Peak, but Eva counters with a Jackknife and gets two from it. She gives a drop toehold to Elle into the ropes and delivers a spinning back suplex. She goes up top, but Elle hits the Elle Magik(AKA. Tornado DDT). She covers and pins Eva to become the new Women's Champion. Shane ran down to ringside to celebrate.
~*~*
As Elle and Shane celebrated her first WWE women's Championship, he whispered in her ear. "We need to talk."
Tazz: Now the question is, Will Elle bring that belt to Smackdown, as promised.
*Backstage* (Off-Screen)
"Shane, actually can this wait?" Elle said, running the shower. "15 minutes, I promise, it will give me time to clean, and get ready."
"Fine, ill see you in15... and Elle, I know."
*
Elle waited for Shane to turn the corner before she snuck off to Linda McMahon's office. She still had Marissa's blood all over her. 'Knock- Knock'
"it's open." Linda called out.
Elle walked in, and sat down. She didn't even notice Marissa and Stephanie in there, and when she did, neither said a thing.
"well?" Linda said. Elle sat there in silence, until Vince McMahon walked in.
"I hope I didn't miss anything important." He said sitting down next to Elle. Elle looked at the Shock on the faces of all three women in the room, and smiled.
"Well?" Linda asked, eyeballing Vince.
"I choose Shane." Elle said and she stood up, and put her newly won title over her shoulder. "I also choose to keep this." She walked out of the room, and right into an Angry Shane.
Inside the office, things were getting pretty nasty. "Marissa, Steph leave me and Vince alone please." Linda said.
"Marissa stay, Stephanie leave, and shut the door behind you!" Vince ordered. And turned his attention to Linda and Marissa. "HOW DARE YOU."
~*~*
"So what? I guess this is goodbye." Shane asked, as they walked to the parking lot.
"Shane."
"I seen you, last week get in my mom's limo. Keira told me the whole story...why couldn't you just come to me, I could have fixed it!"
Elle threw her bags in the backseat of their rental. "Shane. LISTEN TO ME!" She yelled. "Vince was in the limo, not Linda, I chose to stay here yes, but the only thing that matters is that, I chose you."
Shane was speechless. "I would have given up everything, but Stephanie told me, to go to Vince." Shane pulled her into a passionate kiss.
"I love you Danielle." He said for the first time.
~**~*~**~
*Evolution Locker Room*
"So what do you say Dave?" Randy asked. "Be my best man."
"Dude, Ric is gonna kill you." HHH joked.
"He knows Kora and I are back together." Randy said.
"Yeah but, you can't elope behind his back. Batista said, as the beautiful Bride to be walked in. (Yeah Yeah Yeah)
"Hey sexy!" Batista said hugging her.
"Dave. You better knock it off, Randy might get jealous." She joked hugging Paul (HHH). She finally made her way over to Randy. "Did you ask them."
"Yeah he did." Paul said. "Count me in."
Kora sat next to Batista, and gave him puppy dog eyes. "Davey..."
"You know I will." He laughed. "when?"
"Next week." Randy and Kora said in unison.
~**~*~ Main Event~**~**
Cole: We have been waiting all night for this match. Lets take a look and see how it all got started.
After the video clips were done, Sable and Kurt Angle came out, to their own music. 'Faint' By LP played and Keira came out, she waited at the top of the ramp for Bret.
Bret and Angle lock up first. Bret gets a headlock and a hammerlock on Kurt. Angle reverses the hammerlock, but Bret elbows him off. Bret runs the ropes, knocks Angle down, runs the ropes again, ducks two clotheslines and hits him with a back elbow. He chops Kurt, whips him, rolls through a Sunset Flip, tries for the Sharp Shooter, but breaks it up due to Kurt grabbing the ropes. Kurt tags in Sable, who tries punching Bret. Bret blocks her attempts, spanks her, and then tags in Keira. Sable tries for a clothesline, but Keira ducks and gets her into a waistlock takedown.
Keira punches Sable and whips her, but Sable reverses. Keira leaps on the bottom turnbuckle, however, and sends Sable crashing with a hurricanrana. Both Females made their tags and Bret and Kurt were destroying each other. "C'mon Bret!" cried Keira, extending her arm further as he crawled to the corner. Just as Kurt tagged in Sable, who moved out of the way, "No way" Sable yelled.-Bret hit her hand. Keira dashed through the ropes and stared at Sable. Kurt grasped her forearm and whipped her into the ropes. Keira threw her momentum into a handspring, and then dropkicked Kurt who fell to the mat. She grasped his rather large head and pulled him up and tried to push him into the turnbuckle, but ended up going there herself. Kurt ran forward and clotheslined her before she could even get her foot up to defend herself. Kurt's large hands yanked her up and threw her back into the turnbuckles, her injured head smacking it painfully. Which was, exactly, the point. From the throw, Keira was on her back as Kurt lifted her up and delivered a backbreaker and went for the cover. Bret Broke the count and he and Kurt began to fight. As Keira regained strength Sable ran in and attacked her.
Randy Orton runs in the ring, and delivered an RKO to Bret Hart. (LEGEND...duh! He's the legend killer) Keira then takes down Sable with a DDT, and delivers the Shooting Star Press for the win.
*~*~*~**~
Awesome PPV) Again, sorry for the long delay! Raw in Chi town was great. So I decided to slowly bring Kora back... Surprised? LOL! But her return will be huge!!!
Going out to Party!!
Kora