LOTR Poems That Suck on Purpose!!!
Woo! Here we go with more insanity! These are horrible for a reason. I
*tried* to make them bad. I don't own LOTR. *sobs*

Poem the First
Legolas Love Poem

Legolas is hott!!!!
I love him a lot!
I want to do him!
Maybe in a gym!
He's sexy!
My name is not Lexy!
I hope he loves me!
I can't wait to see the third movie!
I love Legolas and he loves me in his heart!
Nothing will tear us apart!

I need suggestions if you want more! *nudge*