Faramir Love Poem

Faramir is so hot!
And I think Denethor is not!
He has a cute stubble beard!
I saw him and cheered!
He is so sexy!
And still I am not Lexy!
He looked at Éowyn!
I don't think he'll win!
I want my Faramir!
At everyone else I jeer!

*wrestles Merry into a cute OshKosh overall outfit* Reviews make me happy.