Aragorn Love Poem

I got SO many requests to do this...so here we go!

I just love my Gorny!
Oh he makes me so horny!
I hate Arwen a lot!
I could just give her a swat!
Aragorn is just oh so sexy!
And my name is STILL not Lexy!
Oh he is just so dirty!
He makes me feel flirty!
I am glad Arwen dies!
I would make her into pies!
Oh I'll love Aragorn forever!
I'll stop loving him never!