Poem in "Elvish"

By popular demand, here is a poem in some "long-lost" form of Elvish...it's
bad, let me tell you. Complete with über-hokey translation. About, you
guessed it, Legolas. Rating now for a reason. It's pretty bad. That's why
the title says it sucks on purpose. It's also really tedious to write, so
it's thankfully short. I'll shut up now.

Namárië

Yánklera hënvänië a Legolas
A lólpabna hjuól nsuóna léá
Ooooh äneakéra dwænawý
Ghyúioásnay aqwea nïszaá!
Khlénsanawë ghyujé!
Ah! Aníron Legolas!

Oh, my love for Legolas
His body and mine are forever together
Ooooh when we make love
It is so wonderful!
We'll never be serparated!
Ah! I want Legolas!