Haldir

Oh Haldir is so gorgeous!
I also think he's bulbous!
You can see his roots!
But I bet he's hot in boots!
I think he's beyond sexy!
And I am still not named Lexy!
And then when he died!
That's when I cried!
He is always welcome in bed!
Whoever else wants him will be dead!

I couldn't resist. I got what, five or six people asking for a Haldir-
poem? That was it. SUGGESTIONS!