Pippin

I love Pippin who is cute!
I don't think he's a brute!
His feet are real sexy!
And my name is once more not Lexy!
I hate that girl he smiled at!
I think she is ugly and fat!
I love his armor and sword!
Looking at him never makes me bored!

People demanded hobbit poems. Watch for "Merry" some time this week, and I
may do a funny one for Gothmog eventually...for readers of The Silmarillion...And another chapter of "Dreams and Love: Another Mary-Sue Parody" is being written. Also expect another bad-fic soon. Suggestions for that one? It'll be another Mary-Sue of some sort, so give me your worst!