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AN: thanks for the reviews everyone! Ya know Tall Oaks, it might just be worth writing Moony and Wood's reports as well ;) perhaps I shall! Thank you for the idea!
Chapter 3 ½: Entering the class...
Sirius walked into the class, whistling to himself cheerfully. He sat down beside James, who was looking a little down.
"Hey Prongs, why so glum?"
"Evans hasn't agreed to go out with me yet... Though I've been making some progress!!"
Sirius grinned at his best friend. "Awesome, it's all a matter of time, isn't it?"
James nodded, but then looked over at his friend curiously. "So we finally get to find out what happened on your day with Snivellus, huh?"
"Yup! It's your lucky day!" He looked over and saw Snape glaring at him, and waved, grinning ear to ear.
Chapter 4: Black's report!
Now for the Next (and First!) Exciting episode of...
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SEVERUS SNAPE!
I must say, ladies, this is one Slytherin who knows how to show a guy a good time!
To start off the day, he tried grabbing my attention with a few well chosen words. After bantering back and forth merrily, he led me to his first class of the day, which just happened to be Divination (my favorite! Well, after Muggle studies of course.)!
Severus insisted on me being his partner and joining in, refusing to partner with any of his other classmates! I felt so special! Then, I proceeded to tell him his future, which seemed to consist of his mom and lots of frilly pink clothing. Pink is sooooo his color! It matches his eyes.
Anyways, the rest of the Slytherins seemed to be jealous that they could not see the nice pink hat I was looking at in the Crystal Ball, and so, regretfully (and at the insistence of the Professor) I stopped and let dear Severus have a turn. I must say, he's not very good, dreadful even. Kept on muttering about a Grim and how he'd like to help it get the job done.
Since he was so bad at it, I took another turn. It was terrible, the vision of a very hideously pale boy with dark greasy hair, the type that would give children nightmares for weeks! Then, dear Severus pointed out that I was only looking at his reflection, silly me!
Next we went to Charms class! Once again, I got to join in with the festivities, and had a jolly good time! We were working on levitation spells, with feathers of course. I must say though, the Slytherins are dreadfully dull in class... at least when it's just them in the class, no one to bother because they're all equally as bad as the next.
I was so caught up in my floating feather that I neglected to realize, until much later, that Severus was not joining in! Why you ask? Well, I did! But a glance at the book that he was reading told it all... The recipe for Shampoo! Who would have thought! Seeming as he obviously hadn't gotten the potion right yet by the state of his hair, I offered to help him! (And we all thought he was a wiz at potions, who would have guessed?) For some reason, he shut the book in my face and called me a noisy git... sigh I suppose I could have not shouted it in front of the entire class, but still, I was only offering to help? I mean, as pleasant as his demeanor is, the smell is getting to be a little ripe...
Well, I decided to bring this up with him over lunch, since class was coming to an end and he seemed to be quite put out with me. So we made out way to the Great hall, where we proceeded to sit alone at the Slytherin table.
Fortunately, not all hope was lost, for a pretty girl in his house came up to us, so I flashed her a dashing smile. Severus on the other hand, didn't look up from his food. I'll have to talk to him about that sometime... But anyways! She said something peculiar to him... something about someone named ... Mr Fuzzy. I knew I had to find out what the secret behind the Mr Fuzzy was, so I went to work.
Severus didn't seem to want to answer my questions about this unknown being, though I could tell he was hiding something! How could I tell, you ask? Well, dear Sevvy told me very colorfully 'where to go' when I asked about it. But this did not deter me! No, I now had a mission, a mission of the greatest importance! The mission of all Missions!! The mission to find Mr Fuzzy!!!
I started my search by asking very discrete questions to other Slytherins as we passed them in the halls after lunch, most of which snickered, or glanced at my partner for the day strangely.
Severus, being the kind, caring person that he is, tried to leave me outside of the Slytherin common room, obviously thinking that my very much innocent eyes could not handle what lay inside they're rooms! Fortunately, the same kind girl who had told me first about this Mr Fuzzy appeared, kindly letting me into the rooms after I kindly asked her kindliness about Mr Fuzzy.
I was pointed in the right direction by many of the students, apparently all eager to help me with my search. And so, being me, I skipped up to Severus' room, which seemed to be empty except for him... and that's when I saw it! The reason why I had come all this way past dangers untold!
He tried to hide it before I could see it, but fortunately, I'm much faster and better and sexier and smarter and well, everything! I grabbed it out of his hands, and held it up triumphantly.
I had found Mr Fuzzy! I must say, he was a little stuffed bear... not much to look at, but the reason for my mission! Deciding that this little icon should be shared with all, and scolding Severus for keeping it all to himself, I ran down into the common room, eager to share my discovery with the world!!
I heard their laughs of joy as I raced through the room towards the door. Unfortunately, Severus didn't seem too happy with me for sharing his little pride and joy with everyone else, and tried to curse me a couple of times, almost succeeding, by the way, but the boy has terrible aim! (Unlike myself of course, ladies)
Mr Fuzzy didn't seem to be all that special, so I decided it would be fun to drop him off of the top of the astronomy tower. Unfortunately, the Headmaster found out and made me give the little bear back before I could, which was disappointing. But, it had been a long, fulfilling day, and so I decided to end it on that note.
I could tell that Severus was disappointed that our time was over together, but I cheerfully reminded him that tomorrow we would be able to spend another fun filled day together, and he seemed to be happy about it. I'm sure the long string of curses was his way of telling me that he was looking foreword to it as well.
The End!
Love Sirius!