Chapter 8

The Striptease

Harry was waiting and he didn't like it. So flashing Draco his puppy dog eyes he whined, "Draco… come on!"

"I can't think of any! Give me a bloody minute or two." Draco replied as he threw his hands in the air.

"Just make it dirty." He said with an evil grin.

A rather big grin crossed Draco's face as he commented, "Well… There is this one song I know. But it's sung by a girl and it's from a muggle movie. It's actually one of my favorite ones…"

"You watch muggle movies?! This I have to hear." Harry said with a stupid and silly grin on his face.

"Are you sure your ready for this?"

"Just sing the damn song already!"

"Ok then…" Draco cleared his throat. " I was feeling done in, couldn't win…you know what I can't do this." Draco said his face turning bright red.

"But…but…please?" Harry said as he pouted his lips.

"Oh for the love of…cheese and rice fine." Draco started singing in a soft tenor. "I was feeling done in, couldn't win. I've only ever kissed before…" His voice rang softly as slowly lifted up his black silk shirt. "I thought there was no use getting into heavy petting. Because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting…" He pulled his shirt the rest of the way off and threw it at Harry.

Harry caught the shirt and replied, "This is more like it."

Draco just shook his head as he walked closer to Harry and continued, "Now what I want to know is how it goes, I've tasted blood and I want more…" Draco sang as he unbuttoned his pants. He slowly slipped them past his hips. "I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance…" Draco let his pants fall to the floor and he stepped out of them. Draco placed his hands on Harry's inner thighs and put his face so close to Harry's that their noses were touching. "I've got an itch to scratch and I need assistance." Draco bent his head in like he was going to kiss Harry, just as Harry was about to receive his kiss from Draco, Draco kissed him on the nose.

Harry pouted again and replied, "That's mean…"

Draco smiled as he sat in Harry's lap and started singing again, "Touch-a touch-a touch me. I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night ^*…" Draco had placed his hand on Harry's face and pulled his cheek so that their faces were meeting and as they were about to kiss they heard a rather high voice.

"Ummmm…Dobby was just wondering why Baby Dragon and Harry Potter was not at lunch. Dobby made both of their favorites foods. I think Dobby should go now. Dobby will make sure Two Love Birds get their special lunch anyway…but fors dinner…because youse look ummmm…busy." Dobby went to snap his fingers so he could leave, when Draco bolted off of Harry.

Draco grabbed a hold of Dobby and said "Dobby listen to Baby Dragon please for the love of God DON"T TELL ANYONE!"

"Yes, Dobby please please don't tell anyone." Harry said in a sweet voice.

"Dobby saws nothing Dobby says nothing." Then he snapped his fingers and he went with a crack.

Harry and Draco just stood for a moment not really knowing what just happened or what to say.

"Ummmmm…maybe we should try this again tomorrow." Draco said.

"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea."

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Meanwhile Ron and Hermione were sitting in the library, towards the back. Ron was sitting with his knees resting on his legs and his head in his hands. He had just finished telling Hermione the conversation that he had with Harry and how he had punched Draco in the face.

"'Mione… What am I gonna do… My best friend is gay." Ron said as he looked up at her. "And I punched his boyfriend!"

Hermione laid her hand on is back and smiled gently at Ron. "I can't believe you didn't know…"

Ron's mouth dropped as his head shot straight up. "You knew? How the hell did you know?"

"Geez, Ron everybody knew… How could you not?"

Ron was quiet for a moment, before he snapped, "Everybody did not know!"

Hermione sighed, "Even Fred 'n' George knew. How dense are you?… Wait don't answer that."

Ron glared at her and replied, "'Mione this is not a time to make jokes."

Hermione sat on his knee and started running her fingers through his hair. "Oh sweetie, it'll all be all right. You'll see…" She grabbed his cheeks between her fingers and added, "But you can't punch Draco anymore. Okay?"

Ron's ears were pink but he smiled and said, "But why not? That was the best part."

"Ron… Sweetie." She said in a warning tone.

"Oh all right. You are asking a lot of me you know." Ron said as his ears began to get pinker.

"I know…" Hermione kissed Ron on the lips momentarily before whispering, "You know, if you wanted to ask me out, now is the opportune moment."

Ron blinked a few times before he gasped and said, "Oh!! 'Mione, will you go out with me?"

Hermione kissed him again and replied, "Wow, you really are dense aren't you. You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I love you anyway."

A/N ^* this song was brought to you by the Rocky Horror Picture Show. If you haven't seen it, rent it. It'll be right up your alley! J