Chapter 10
Harry's Room
The party dragged on till past curfew, and was rudely put to an end when McGonagall came and yelled at them. Draco had a lot of fun in spite of himself, and actually couldn't wait to spend the week here. So after McGonagall left and the twins made a quick clean up of the commons, everyone headed up to their rooms.
"Draco I should warn you my room is a lot different from yours."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, it's a mess."
"Ah. It can't be all that bad." Draco said as he went to open the door. He stepped in mouth dropped. "Ok so maybe I was wrong. Geez Harry this isn't even a room it's a dumpster with a bed in the middle of it." Draco wasn't too far off, because all of Harry's clothes were on the floor, his books were all over the place, his covers on his bed were a complete and utter mess, in the fact the whole entire room was pretty much a mess. The only thing that seemed to be in place was Harry's broom and robes. Draco couldn't believe anyone could be such a slob. "Harry do you even have a floor?"
"Don't be stupid Draco of course I do. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there."
"Ok then."
"Hey, what's that box on my bed?" Harry walked over to it and picked up the box and the card that was underneath it. "Ummmm…this isn't mine, its addressed to you."
"What?" Draco asked as he walked over to Harry. Harry handed him a box wrapped in brightly colored wrapping paper and a card that had his name on it, written in a rather fancy hand. Draco opened the card and glanced at it, his face going bright red.
"What?" Harry asked as he quickly grabbed the card out of his hand. It read:
To the happy couple,
We know you would enjoy this, so make the best of them. It's a rather big box.
But if you want even more fun, look in Harry's closet. Enjoy.
Yours Truly,
Fred 'n' George Weasley
Harry glanced at Draco as he carefully unwrapped the box. In it was a rather large box of Trojan condoms. Draco's mouth dropped as he realized that they were just total array different kinds from Rimmed For Her Pleasure to Cherry flavored to Glow in the Dark and everything in between.
Draco looked at Harry and said, "I opened the box, you open the closet."
"But…" Harry started.
"Go!" Draco said as he pointed to where Harry's closet was.
"Fine." Harry mumbled as he walked over to his closet. Taking a deep breath, he flung open the door. To their mortification, the closet was filled with all sorts of sex toys. "Where on earth did they… Hey their pink and fuzzy!" Harry exclaimed as he pulled out a pair of handcuffs. An evil grin graced his face.
Draco started to back away from Harry and the pink handcuffs that he possessed.
"Oh Draco…." Harry said oh so sweetly.
"No." Draco said as he continued to back away from him. Sadly luck was not with him, for he tripped over a pair of Harry's pants, dropped his wand on the floor and landed on the bed with a soft thud.
Harry laughed as he said, "I thought you said no. Oh well." Harry lunged on top of Draco, handcuffs opened and ready to use. Before Draco could react, Harry had handcuffed his right arm to the right bedpost.
Draco struggled to get out of the cuff, when he realized his effort was futile and went to go for his wand.
"Accio wand!" Harry yelled just as Draco's fingertips brushed his wand. Harry smiled as he said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want this?" He held the wand out, barely out of Draco's reach, taunting him.
Draco growled, "Yes. I want it and I want it now!" He went to grab it, but Harry moved it out of his grasp.
"Well, I could give it to now, but that wouldn't be much fun." Harry smiled as he twirled Draco's wand in his fingers.
"Harry…" Draco said in a warning tone.
Harry pretended not to hear that as he said, "Oh look, your left hand is free…" His smile grew as he added. "We'll just have to do something about that. Now won't we?" Harry bolted off to the closet to look for more 'toys'.
"Harry…" Draco said in an exasperating tone. "Harry… Please… No more. Harry!?"
"What was that? You said you wanted green and fuzzy?" He had his back to Draco, but was holding up a pair of green and fuzzy handcuffs. "How about pink?" He held up another pair of the pink ones.
There only has to be those two other ones. Right!? He thought logically. "Neither?" he said in a questioning tone.
"Okay! There are a bunch of others." Harry yelled as he threw them behind him.
"Where did Fred 'n' George get the money for all this?" Draco questioned as he tried to free himself.
"More importantly…" Harry said as he turned to look at the struggling Draco. "How did they know what to get?"
"Dear God…" Draco whined as he tried to roll of the left side. But he was quickly snapped back into place.
Harry was giggling uncontrollably as he said. "Handcuffed dear."
"Right…" Draco sighed as he tried to make himself comfortable.
Harry turned back around and continued to shuffle through the closet. "Let's see… neon pink... No… Glow in the Dark… Nay to retro… Black… Not your color love… Whip! Maybe later!"
"What!?!?" Draco said as he stained to see if he was telling the truth.
"Nothing! Oh!!! Zebra print!!" He spun around and swung them around his fingers. "These?"
"Sure!… Wait, I'm mean no!… Well I don't mean no… Shit!" Draco sputtered.
Harry smiled. "Okay then zebra it is." He walked over to the bed.