Author's note: Once again I am sorry for all the time it took to update. Also I would like to thank all reviewers for their support. Also, I would like to thank Marronmuse who is a real person and my best friend for getting me of my butt... again.

Reviewer responses~~~~~~

Seto Yang: ::Bows:: Thank you, I try to make it worth reading.

S. A. Bonasi: Thank you as well. Also thanks for the spelling.

Yami Kai: I thought that it was something never done before. And I've always thought Duke and Isis would be cute together. ::Shrug::

Kelly: Thanks for the review and I agree the dark and lights should be together just wanted to make sure that's what the people want.

Silver Reflection: I'm sorry your idea didn't come on the first day but I promise to have it on the first chapter of the second day. And I think poor Yugi may not be in one piece after both Bakura and Marik....hehehehehehehe.

Karen10: As it stands the story will have slight hints at yaoi but it will not be to noticeable so you can take it however you want to.

Japime Gurl: The votes have shown that the yamis and hikaris will be together. As for Bakura he jumped on the fan trying to escape from Marik.

Hao-sama rulze the world: Thank you and I'm very sorry for the long delay.

Malik-Ishtar67: Thank you for the review and sorry so many of your ideas weren't used but the trade will happen so the trades you suggested will come about.

Alina3: Thanks and I'll try to earn the spot you gave me. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Hotaruchan27: Isis married Duke. Strange, I know but defiantly different. I thought it would be funny to have her smack the yamis around and then let mood do a complete 180.

Alaena: I hope the story doesn't disappoint you in any way.

Jase Shadowstar: The yamis and hikaris will be together and I hope the story is to your satifaction.

I love Bakura: I'm still trying to get the spacing to work but thank you for the suggestion.

Kye: Thank you for the proper spelling and I hope it continues to be interesting.

Mia: Once again sorry for the long delay to you and everybody.

Ten: The story will go as you want it and I pray that everyone likes it.

Whitelightning: I totally agree on the couples. Let the chaos began!!!!!! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Shrowded Angel: Your wish of trades and couples shall be granted.

Split personality: I hope you like this and the switch will be Bakura/Yugi, and Yami/Malik, and Marik/Ryou.

Moon lover aka Dairen hater: I'm sorry that other then the Yami/Yugi couples your idea will not be used but I still hope you enjoy.

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Fair warning there will be some Tea/Anzu bashing. Now then time for the disclaimer...Bakura-Chan if you please.

Bakura: I ain't no damn 'chan'.

SAY IT ALL READY!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Panina does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of it's characters and I, as you should, thank Ra for that everyday.

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Chapter 1~~~~~~~~ GRAND THEFT AUTO

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Bakura's POV

Damn my hikari! I'll kill him, how dare he switch me to the Pharaoh's lap dog for a light.

"So, Bakura-chan! Where do you want to go to today? Yami-kun usually takes me to the park on sunny, spring day like today. We like to watch the cherry blossom trees blooming." He trotted at my side with the most disgusting smile on that face.

"You want to go to the park? I'll show you a park. I'll park my foot right up your ...!"

"Hinney? Eh, Bakura-chan?"

I sweat dropped, Of all the ...what in ...He's so..., "Forget it."

As we continued I noticed a car dealership, "You know what midget Pharaoh you might have an idea there. But it seems such a shame to have to walk and miss all the blooming. How 'bout we get a lift?"

"Are you going to call a taxi, Kura-chan? 'Cause I ain't got no money."

"No, you see those people over there," I gestured to the car dealers, "We're real good friends. So we'll just borrow a car."

"Okey dokey, Baku-chan." Of all the annoying nicknames he had to use that one. He sounds like Agina.(1)

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Ok note to self never try to hotwire a car again. Damn hairs now standing like Marik's. Speaking of which I can't wait to have Malik as a hikari. Oh the terror and pain we will inflict on these pathetic mortals. Oh, fuck now there's one of those bloody flashing cars. Did I just say 'bloody' maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to switch Hikaris. Anyway damn stupid modern Pharaoh's guard! Wonder why they say cars have horse power? I don't see no damn horses. What's for dinner? Can lap dog cook? Ahhhhh! They're throwing little fast metal balls at us. Oh, a penny. (A/N: Bakura's rather random, eh?)

"Ummm... Kura-chan? Are you sure you know how to drive?" I growled, 'Here we are going down the highway at 180 miles per hour with the cops shooting at us and he asks if I know how to drive. ...By the way I don't.'

" If the Pharaoh can do it so can I!" On the other hand maybe not I think I just ran over the friendship princess.

"Ok, if you say so," there's that damn smile again, "I think the police men want us to pull over, Baku-chan."

"That's nice for them. Ohhh...."

"Poopy!"

I just crashed right into the front of Kaiba Corp. Brilliant, Tomb robber, brilliant! Now lets recount, shall we? I'm stuck with Pharaoh's mini me for the day... then I get chased by modern guards... and now I crashed into the priest's temple. Why do I have the feeling of déjà vu? I pull myself out of the reckage and get ready to run. I can't run? I kind of feel sorry for the boy so I pull him out. Just great! If the weakling ever finds out I'll never hear the end of it.

"Your under arrest!" I stop and blink, 'Just peachy...'

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(1) Agina is an own character and I usually hate them. However she won't come in the story. She is Bakura's little sister. And I don't mind if anyone ever wants to use her.