DNA: ARGH!!! We haven't updated in years! Gomen ne!

Bloody Mary: We're really sorry and we'll try to be good girls in the future!

DNA: nervous laugh Hee hee... [rnA: But, you've put yourself on-hold in your own account!]

Bloody Mary: --; Yep, so much for being a good girl!

DNA: But I'll be a good girl!!! pouts

Tala: Good... Uh-huh... Say it more often and maybe I'll believe you.

DNA: WAH! Let's just get on with mocking Tala... Wait, it's Kai's turn!

Kai: death glare

Bloody people: Eh he he one... two... three... RUN!!!

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Chapter 07 – Phoenix search

"You have to help me." Kai said.

Wyatt grinned in a rather stupid way at this, but his happiness disappeared as soon as Kai explained what he wanted. But than he had an idea - he would do everything to stop Kai from finding this Hikari Tatsu. If Tyson couldn't appreciate Kai than he didn't deserve him!

"Sure" Wyatt said as he looked down upon his feet, half-dazed and half-blushing. Kai was just starting to wonder if it was a good idea to ask Wyatt for help, but he was in that much desperation he tolerated with the blushing and the discomfort.

An hour later, Kai ran out the library, cursing Wyatt for his no-good help and blushing, "Gee, what's wrong with him, he's always blushing, that stupid guy"

He was angry. Very, very angry. He wasn't getting any nearer with his search and Tala probably already knew where Hikari Tatsu was. And that wasn't good.

That stupid library search was nothing... and that leaves him with only two options: to search by himself without help or to ask Kenny for some assistance... Kai shook his head... the first option sounded really bad... really really bad. Well, if he gets his thick head to think, he would ask for Kenny's "assistance"... Just asking for assistance, not asking for help.

To ask or not to ask...?

Well, he could always scare the little computer brain-iac into submitting. That sounded like a good plan. He should be able to do that perfectly and Kenny wouldn't be able 'not' to submit. He grinned to himself. Wasn't he brilliant?

He hurried home, offending two officers, four pensioners, one mother and her baby, two boys (but when they noticed how cute Kai was, they blushed instead of saying anything... and Kai cursed them for blushing) and a couple of security guards on the way. This was not a good sign for him, although he didn't give a pig's a$$.

He stormed into the apartment the Bladebreakers were living in. As soon as he took off his shoes, he called Kenny at the top of his voice.

"Kenny! Kenny! Get over here!" Kai yelled. A moment later the head of his brown-haired teammate appeared, as the small boy peeked out from his room.

"Is something the matter Kai?"

"I need you to do something," the dual-haired teen answered, trying to sound as nonchalant as possible. He added one of his death glares for a good measure. It worked immediately.

The small boy squeaked and meekly agreed to do anything Kai wanted. Kenny started blushing because of the way Kai was looking at him, and he whimpered.

"Well Kai, what do you want me to do?" He asked the taller boy, still blushing. He wished he could get out of this situation but because it was Kai, he had to obey. He just hoped he wouldn't ask him to do anything perverted.

The now angry teen growled silently and wondered if today was "St Blushing day" or what. Well, whatever it was, it sure wasn't Kai's day.

"Kenny..."

"Oh yea Kai... I, er... I know you said you don't need my help... but..." The chief paused to wait for Kai's reaction, to avoid being scolded at.

"But...?" Kai questioned the poor boy, hoping that he had finally found the answer.

"Well arh... I kind of invented this ultimate bit-beast tracking system..."

"Let's have a look. Does it work?"

"Yes, it does. I put a super highly powered central processing unit in there; it consists on a huge memory of..." The brunette started but was interrupted by the older teen. He obviously wasn't interested about the memory or the size; he was only interested if it works or not.

"Kenny... Just show me how it works." he growled.

Really, dealing with Kenny could be so annoying. It usually consumed his whole patience - and he never had a lot of it to start with. Fortunately, the small boy did understand, and he should better do what Kai wants. The stoic blader was in a very foul mood and it could turn worse any moment.

"Er... Just, turn it on at this knob..."

'Yes, I could see that', Kai thought as he rolled his eyes and continued observing.

"And well... this tracking system is only useful when you know what type the bit-beast is..."

'Yes', Kai thought again, 'it is obviously a thunder dragon'.

"And what colour eyes it has. It basically scans the eye colour, just like the electromagnetic light burning a laser beam onto a compact disc..."

'To hell, whatever that meant', Kai angered up again at Kenny's stupid long lectures.

"Stop babbling, will you?" he growled and pushed the smaller boy aside. "Now let me type in peace or you don't want to know what I'll do to you."

The short boy immediately backed off at Kai's request, afraid of what might happen to him if he doesn't. Kai smirked at this and eyed the beautifully crafted device in his hand.

"Sweet."

Maybe it 'was' his lucky day after all... (More like "after all the shit he went through"...). He shook his head and resumed all attention to the mini mobile-looking thing.

"Well..." he whispered to himself, "Let's check it out..."

He typed "Phoenix" and "Fire" in the "Type" box, and "red" in the "Eyes" box. The screen went blank for a second, and returned the search. There were two results; one was where he was situated at and another one in...

"What? Russia?" That brought back many painful memories of Dark Dranzer. He had deeply hurt Tyson back then, and he'll be sure he wouldn't make the same mistake. "Tyson..." He mused.

The thought of Tyson reminded him of his real mission; his quest... He was dedicated to look for Hikari Tatsu...

"So... it is a thunder dragon... and it is white... but what colour eyes would it have?" He asked no one in particular, but wondered out loud.

He put "White" first, because most bit-beasts has the same colour skin... but this one appears to be a different one... because when he put "White", no results came up. Then he tried several of colours... red, blue and purple. Nope... they didn't work. He tried desperately, typing as many colours as possible, but still in vain. Heck, he tried every colour... heck, he even tried orange and pink!

He was about to give up when suddenly, whilst eyeing the metallic refrigerator, he thought of the colour "Silver". Excitedly, he tried it... and surprisingly, it worked.

"Huh?"

Mount Platinum...? How could that be? Mount Platinum was well known for its hazard… it is the most dangerous place in the universe, right after the black hole.

Perhaps Kenny's so-called high memory, ultimate quality, and accurate device was created with flaws. That must be it. Yes...

"But it worked for Dranzer..."

Out of curiosity, he typed "Wolf" and "Ice", then typed "vermillion" in the final box (the eyes).

Searching...

Searching...

One possible search result. It was heading...

Kai squealed to his surprise, "What???"

DNA: Man, doing this job is risky...

Bloody Mary: How come?

DNA: I mean mocking those two ice-prices... they're sure dangerous!

Bloody Mary: Oi, DNA, we should mention something, ne?

DNA: Sure... ...Er... like what? --;

Bloody Mary: Well... We've been trying to do something for a while now. And it wasn't writing a story.

DNA: ARH!!! Yes! How could I forget...? We have a site... There's humor stuff there to read... so it'll be worth checking out, won't it, Bloody Mary?

Bloody Mary: YESSS!!!

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