Author's Note: Once again sorry for the delay. My computer was

being a baka and wouldn't let me online. Then we had to erase the

memory with all my pictures and backgrounds. ::pout:: So I'll

update twice today.

~Review Reponses~

Sei Mong: Thanks and I have come to like the Bakura x Marik

coupling but more people want Yami x Hikari. Sorry.

Marronmuse: Sorry you weren't the first as you can tell. What's

with the long a$$ review. BITE ME, AGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and for

the people reading this she does help me allot so thank her for the

updates.

Jou: Just you wait! It will be great. And that next chapter and the

one following.

LadyBloodShedRed: I know what you mean I get caught alot to.

::pout::

~Review Response Chapter One~

Spiderweb: Thanks! ^.^

Now then we have Agina reading the disclaimer!

Agina:.........humph

Pwease?

Agina: She's an idiot therefore she's too stupid to own anything

but a penny.

Ummmmm, .........yep!

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Chapter 2 ~ In the Big House ......... Not the Palace, Baku-chan!

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Bakura's POV

So now I'm in the 'Big House'? This doesn't look like any

palace I've ever robbed. Looks more like those A Part of Mints

that Ryou told me about. (A/N: Apartments in case your

wondering.) This totally sucks! Did I say 'totally'? Leaning back

on my top bunk that I kick Bob out of I sighed. Hearing this my

strangely friendly cellmate patted my thigh. I looked down at

Bob a little confused. Umm why is he looking at me like that? I

think I want Yugi to come back here. Dammit he has the ring!

"GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YUUUUGIIIIII!!!!!!" Okay this

sucks! I'm stuck in here with a horny criminal who is chasing me

around. The mini Pharaoh is getting the royal treatment. Why

didn't I get to go watch TV with the guards? Do the gods hate me

that much? Ummmm......... nevermind. Damn! I wouldn't mind

being chased if it was Ryou. Mmmm......... Ryou.........

Wait a second! What am I doing? I'm a spirit! I ran through

the bars that surounded my 'prison'. I glanced back over my

shoulder to witness dear Bob faint. I continued down the hallway

to the enterance ignouring the pleas of help from the other

prisoners.

I ran into the room grabbed the lap dog and was out the front

door before these chubby guards had a chance to react. The morons

glanced out the door confused completely missing me and mini

pharaoh under a car. After I made sure the coast was clear we

crawled out.

"Wow that sure was fun, Kura-chan! So are we going to the

park now?" Stared down at the boy in sheer horror. I actually

considered going back to Bob.

"Sure........."

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I woke up to the sound of giggling. Blinking my eyes I tried

to remember when I fell asleep. I brought Mini Yami to the

childrens park to play then must have dozed of on the bench.

Looking at the sky I realized I would be the hikaris would be

trading again soon.

Looking down at the light in front of me I noticed he had

sissors and an empty bottle of gel. Where did he get those? Oh Ra,

he's holding a bunch of silver hair in his hand. I reached up hoping

to feel allot of spikey long hair only to feel a giant star on my head.

He did my hair like his!

Right as my hands reached for his neck I heard footsteps.

Looking up I saw Pharaoh, Marik and Mini Marik. I smirked at the

almighty Pharoah missing the middle spike in his hair and a lovely

bruise forming on his cheek. My smirk soon faded however.........

where was Ryou.

My eyes turned to Marik, "What did you do to my hikari,

Ishtar?!" He smiled at me like the Chesire Cat, " He izzz finez,

Baka.........ra!"(A/N: Yes it's suppose to be 'Baka'.) The smell of

achole was all I needed to worry.

Watching as the hikaris traded again, Marik doing it for Ryou

I begun to worry what had happened to the weakling. At least I

know Yami will take better care of him.

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Update around 6 to 7 today.

Next Chapter: I AM PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!