So, I guess what I going to do is add chapters but each chapter will be
from a different section of a different book. I'll pick the sections and
end them however I want! You never know what might happen! AHAHAHA!! I've
decided I'm not going to add characters from other books/movies/etc because
I always get confused. Just to help myself. grins Enjoy!
(This one takes place in the second Harry Potter book when Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Lockhart are going in search of the Basilisk. Lockhart has his memory as of now.)
Ron: hum dee dum deed um...... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Lockhart: Ack! My ears! They burn! Make it stop! (smiles with pain)
Ron: Shut up! My voice is beautiful as a midsummer's moon.
Lockhart: alrighty. (smiles)
Harry: So anyway... what are we doing in this dungeon? OOOH! I remember now... The snake that killed Moaning Mertle. I will make it pay.....
Hermione: I'm not supposed to be here am I? I forgot that I'm sick in the Hospital Wing! Bye guys!
(Hermione disappears)
Lockhart: I will conquer this foe! I will slay this beast! I will kill it with my beautiful smile and dashing white teeth! (smiles again) Hey guys aren't my teeth pretty?
Harry and Ron: uh...
Harry: Actually you've got a cavity right here... (points inside Lockhart's mouth)
Lockhart: (bends down on his knees in anguish) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ron: Well, now that that's over. Lets go kick some dragon ass!!!
Harry: I thought it was a snake...
Ron: oh.. dragon/snake/basilisk... I thought a basilisk was a lizard that could run on water... who cares... LETS KILL THE BEAST!
(all start chanting "Kill the Beast" from Beauty and the Beast)
Lockhart: (whimpering) tooth... not perfect... err... nee... ug....(begins crying)
Ron: (performs memory charm on Lockhart) OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!
Harry: Looks like you uh... shut him up. Woohoo!
Lockhart: you guys are handsome! Can I stroke your cloaks?! Why is the lighting so bad in here? (mutters to self) poor lighting makes people squint.. tsk tsk.
(Harry walks a bit further into the tunnel and spots the snake skin)
Harry: ooooooooh! Leather!!!! Poor cows.... Oh well! Its soft!!! Soft leather weather... I wonder how they got the cows so big...POOR COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(rumbling from the ceiling. Rocks fall in response to Harry's outburst.)
Lockhart: Oh look! Hail!
(Rocks cut off passage and Harry is left alone)
Harry: RON!!! You dead?
Ron: Yah man.
Harry: I'm off to fight the mighty beast!
Ron: okie dokie artichokie. Don't you get eaten now! I hear those Dragons have mighty big teeth for their mighty big bodies.
Harry: Dragon? Snake? What is it?!
(Harry begins skipping into the cavern.)
Harry: Wow. The interior decorating is exquisite, what with the snake heads on the wall and beautiful concrete flooring. I wish my room at the Dursley's could be this awesome!!!
(Harry...walking)
Harry: la deed a dad a. laaaaaa... la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooh!!!!! I lovvvvvvvvvvvve to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggg wheeeen I'm a searchin for a big fat ugly snakeSLASHdragonSLASHbasilisk!!!! Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
(Tom Riddle comes out of the hole in the wall and cuts Harry off from his singing)
Tom: I am Voldemort. Hear me roar. Roar.
Harry: that's funny, you don't look like Voldemort...Did you use Rogaine?
Tom: Voldemort is moi. Moi is Voldemort.
Harry: but why?!
Tom: because I say so!
Harry: okay!
Tom: and nooooooow, you meet my beloved snakey poo.
Harry: (mutters to self) So it's a snake!
Tom: SNAKEY! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(snake begins coming out of the hole in the wall. Ceiling starts to rumble from Tom's yelling)
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SNAKE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SNAKE!!! OOOOH!!! AHHH!!! SNAAAAKE!!!!
(Ceiling rumbles more. Nobody seems to notice. Finally rocks fall from the ceiling onto the giant snakes head.)
Harry: oh no! poor snake!!!
Tom: My beloved!!!!!!!!!
Harry: I want a souvenir! (takes tooth out of snakes mouth) beautiful! Now everyone will think that I killed the mighty snake. Well, I did... ho ho. Yeesss...
(Tom attacks Harry in anguish and they scuffle on the ground for a couple minutes)
Harry/Tom: (grunts and muffles) AACH! Murgh.. arrrr.. gru.. ugh.
(Diary some how attaches itself to the tooth of the snake. Tom disappears)
Harry: Huzzah! I have won!!!
(dances)
The End.
I hope those gifted people noticed some weird little jokes from other stories/movies. :D
(This one takes place in the second Harry Potter book when Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Lockhart are going in search of the Basilisk. Lockhart has his memory as of now.)
Ron: hum dee dum deed um...... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Lockhart: Ack! My ears! They burn! Make it stop! (smiles with pain)
Ron: Shut up! My voice is beautiful as a midsummer's moon.
Lockhart: alrighty. (smiles)
Harry: So anyway... what are we doing in this dungeon? OOOH! I remember now... The snake that killed Moaning Mertle. I will make it pay.....
Hermione: I'm not supposed to be here am I? I forgot that I'm sick in the Hospital Wing! Bye guys!
(Hermione disappears)
Lockhart: I will conquer this foe! I will slay this beast! I will kill it with my beautiful smile and dashing white teeth! (smiles again) Hey guys aren't my teeth pretty?
Harry and Ron: uh...
Harry: Actually you've got a cavity right here... (points inside Lockhart's mouth)
Lockhart: (bends down on his knees in anguish) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ron: Well, now that that's over. Lets go kick some dragon ass!!!
Harry: I thought it was a snake...
Ron: oh.. dragon/snake/basilisk... I thought a basilisk was a lizard that could run on water... who cares... LETS KILL THE BEAST!
(all start chanting "Kill the Beast" from Beauty and the Beast)
Lockhart: (whimpering) tooth... not perfect... err... nee... ug....(begins crying)
Ron: (performs memory charm on Lockhart) OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!
Harry: Looks like you uh... shut him up. Woohoo!
Lockhart: you guys are handsome! Can I stroke your cloaks?! Why is the lighting so bad in here? (mutters to self) poor lighting makes people squint.. tsk tsk.
(Harry walks a bit further into the tunnel and spots the snake skin)
Harry: ooooooooh! Leather!!!! Poor cows.... Oh well! Its soft!!! Soft leather weather... I wonder how they got the cows so big...POOR COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(rumbling from the ceiling. Rocks fall in response to Harry's outburst.)
Lockhart: Oh look! Hail!
(Rocks cut off passage and Harry is left alone)
Harry: RON!!! You dead?
Ron: Yah man.
Harry: I'm off to fight the mighty beast!
Ron: okie dokie artichokie. Don't you get eaten now! I hear those Dragons have mighty big teeth for their mighty big bodies.
Harry: Dragon? Snake? What is it?!
(Harry begins skipping into the cavern.)
Harry: Wow. The interior decorating is exquisite, what with the snake heads on the wall and beautiful concrete flooring. I wish my room at the Dursley's could be this awesome!!!
(Harry...walking)
Harry: la deed a dad a. laaaaaa... la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooh!!!!! I lovvvvvvvvvvvve to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggg wheeeen I'm a searchin for a big fat ugly snakeSLASHdragonSLASHbasilisk!!!! Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
(Tom Riddle comes out of the hole in the wall and cuts Harry off from his singing)
Tom: I am Voldemort. Hear me roar. Roar.
Harry: that's funny, you don't look like Voldemort...Did you use Rogaine?
Tom: Voldemort is moi. Moi is Voldemort.
Harry: but why?!
Tom: because I say so!
Harry: okay!
Tom: and nooooooow, you meet my beloved snakey poo.
Harry: (mutters to self) So it's a snake!
Tom: SNAKEY! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(snake begins coming out of the hole in the wall. Ceiling starts to rumble from Tom's yelling)
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SNAKE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SNAKE!!! OOOOH!!! AHHH!!! SNAAAAKE!!!!
(Ceiling rumbles more. Nobody seems to notice. Finally rocks fall from the ceiling onto the giant snakes head.)
Harry: oh no! poor snake!!!
Tom: My beloved!!!!!!!!!
Harry: I want a souvenir! (takes tooth out of snakes mouth) beautiful! Now everyone will think that I killed the mighty snake. Well, I did... ho ho. Yeesss...
(Tom attacks Harry in anguish and they scuffle on the ground for a couple minutes)
Harry/Tom: (grunts and muffles) AACH! Murgh.. arrrr.. gru.. ugh.
(Diary some how attaches itself to the tooth of the snake. Tom disappears)
Harry: Huzzah! I have won!!!
(dances)
The End.
I hope those gifted people noticed some weird little jokes from other stories/movies. :D