Sorcerer's Stone:
(Harry, Ron, and Hermione have gone through the trap door underneath Fluffy, when suddenly they are attacked, by the cruel imagination of.....ME!!!. Enjoy, Please R&R as I only have 2 reviews as of now.
They have been caught in the vines and are desperately trying to get out.)
Hermione: (whimpers) I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die... The vines.. The vines are gonna eat me.. (latches on to Harry and Ron) I know.. I know.... I cannot make up my mind... I cannot decide who I like better...soo.. I'm going to die with you both!!!!! (whimpers)
Ron and Harry: (Relax in the holds of Hermione) hah... Only the best way to die....(smile and slip through the holds of the vines)
Ron: whoa freaky!
Harry: They just let me go!
Ron: Hermione! Think of the best way to die! And then it will let you through...
Hermione: (fantasizing) Oh Ron... We're in bed and –
Harry: AAGH!!! To yourself Hermione!!! Ugh.. Gross..
Ron: teehee.
(A few moments pass. Then Hermione drops through to join Harry and Ron. They walk through the passage to the area with the flying keys. Only the Keys are all lying on the floor, convieniently.)
Harry: KEYS!
Hermione: This is convenient!
Harry: (stuffs key into the door then bangs on the door) WHY WON'T IT OPEN?!!!! (goes off in a huff and glares at door muttering)
Ron: Wuts wrong with the door?
Harry: (in frustration) The damn door wont open!
Hermione: what a stupid door..
Ron: (walks over to the door. Sees a sign labeled PUSH) P-U-S-H...
Harry: P-U-S-H.....
Hermione: P-U-S-H... Puh...shhh... PUSH!
Ron: Yay! Hermione learned to read!!! We shall pusheth the dooreth!
Harry: (Pulls on door) DAMN! It wont work this way either
Hermione: (pushes on door. It opens. Pats Harry's head) Good little guinea pig... Goood (Gives Harry a treat) Next time I try him with an electroshock collar on.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ron and Harry: neeh...?
Hermione: anyway.. ON TO THE NEXT ROOM!!!!
(The next room is the chess room, in which all of the Chess pieces have miraculously been turned into fishes.)
Ron: YUM! (begins gnawing on a fish head. Fish head comes alive and begins attacking Ron.) KNAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE FISH!!!!!! (Ron gets knocked out in the scuffle with the fish head)
Hermione: Good riddance.
Harry: (mutters) Now Hermione is mine! Yippee!
(Hermione and Harry continue on to the Potion Room. Two potions are sitting on the table.)
Hermione: oooh! Midday smoothies! (drinks one and immediately falls to the floor in a twitching slumber.)
Hermione: nnah (twitch) snaaaaaa (twitch, snore) nne.. nee... (twitch, snore)
Harry: Alas, she is mine no more.
(Harry leaves Hermione there while he goes on to the next room. He enters the cavernous room with the stairs going down to the mirror and Professor Quirrel is standing there.)
Harry: Hi Professor!!! How are you?!
PQ: (turns to record player to turn ominous music on) verrry... verrry... good Harry. NOW!
Harry: (squeals in fright. Harry walks down the stairs but trips on one of the middle steps and falls to the bottom) I-I'm okay... Go on.. please..heh heh...
PQ: Now... You will meet the man, the man the man, the man (begins to dance with ominous music.)
Harry: OOH! A SHOW!!!
PQ:(Starts to sing) The man.....The man... The man... budum ba ba.... The man! The maaaaaAAAAAAnnnnnnnnnn whoooooooooo kIlled yoooooooooooooour parents...
Harry: what a meanie...
(ominous music cuts off and mild squealing fills the room coming from the record player)
PQ: oh shit. It broke again. Ah well... Now announcing the great, the great Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooord Vooooooooooooooooooooooooldeeeemort!!!! (begins taking off the turbin. Several minutes go by as PQ is taking off his turbin.) la la la la laaaaaa.. we're getting there...
Harry: Can you hurry up cus I have a dentist appointment after this?
Voldemort: SILENCE!!!!!!!!
Harry: (very small voice) okay...
Voldemort: By now Harry, you know who I am and all that. Yadda yadda yadda. Look into that mirror, and get me the Sorcerer's slash Philosopher's stone.
Harry: alrighty (sings to the mirror) oh mr. mirror! Bring me a stone! Bring me a stone that will.. uh... sparkle!!!! (Feels lump in pocket)
Voldemort: Did you get it?
Harry: Yah! (chucks it at Voldemort) Catch!
(The stone hits Voldemort in the forehead, or the back of PQ's head and causes him to get a concussion. But because Voldemort is not a normal man, PQ and him turn to liquid and drain into some holes in the floor.)
Voldemort: VENGEANCE WILL BE MINNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: (goes to pick up the stone) Ha ha Voldy! I got the stone and it is mine! Neener neener neener! I feel like fainting. Goodbye!!! I sure hope Dumbledore will find me here......oh well! (faints)
The End
I hope you liked the 3rd chapter of According to Harry, even though I've kind of gone backwards through the books. Ah well. Bare with me.
(Harry, Ron, and Hermione have gone through the trap door underneath Fluffy, when suddenly they are attacked, by the cruel imagination of.....ME!!!. Enjoy, Please R&R as I only have 2 reviews as of now.
They have been caught in the vines and are desperately trying to get out.)
Hermione: (whimpers) I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die... The vines.. The vines are gonna eat me.. (latches on to Harry and Ron) I know.. I know.... I cannot make up my mind... I cannot decide who I like better...soo.. I'm going to die with you both!!!!! (whimpers)
Ron and Harry: (Relax in the holds of Hermione) hah... Only the best way to die....(smile and slip through the holds of the vines)
Ron: whoa freaky!
Harry: They just let me go!
Ron: Hermione! Think of the best way to die! And then it will let you through...
Hermione: (fantasizing) Oh Ron... We're in bed and –
Harry: AAGH!!! To yourself Hermione!!! Ugh.. Gross..
Ron: teehee.
(A few moments pass. Then Hermione drops through to join Harry and Ron. They walk through the passage to the area with the flying keys. Only the Keys are all lying on the floor, convieniently.)
Harry: KEYS!
Hermione: This is convenient!
Harry: (stuffs key into the door then bangs on the door) WHY WON'T IT OPEN?!!!! (goes off in a huff and glares at door muttering)
Ron: Wuts wrong with the door?
Harry: (in frustration) The damn door wont open!
Hermione: what a stupid door..
Ron: (walks over to the door. Sees a sign labeled PUSH) P-U-S-H...
Harry: P-U-S-H.....
Hermione: P-U-S-H... Puh...shhh... PUSH!
Ron: Yay! Hermione learned to read!!! We shall pusheth the dooreth!
Harry: (Pulls on door) DAMN! It wont work this way either
Hermione: (pushes on door. It opens. Pats Harry's head) Good little guinea pig... Goood (Gives Harry a treat) Next time I try him with an electroshock collar on.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ron and Harry: neeh...?
Hermione: anyway.. ON TO THE NEXT ROOM!!!!
(The next room is the chess room, in which all of the Chess pieces have miraculously been turned into fishes.)
Ron: YUM! (begins gnawing on a fish head. Fish head comes alive and begins attacking Ron.) KNAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE FISH!!!!!! (Ron gets knocked out in the scuffle with the fish head)
Hermione: Good riddance.
Harry: (mutters) Now Hermione is mine! Yippee!
(Hermione and Harry continue on to the Potion Room. Two potions are sitting on the table.)
Hermione: oooh! Midday smoothies! (drinks one and immediately falls to the floor in a twitching slumber.)
Hermione: nnah (twitch) snaaaaaa (twitch, snore) nne.. nee... (twitch, snore)
Harry: Alas, she is mine no more.
(Harry leaves Hermione there while he goes on to the next room. He enters the cavernous room with the stairs going down to the mirror and Professor Quirrel is standing there.)
Harry: Hi Professor!!! How are you?!
PQ: (turns to record player to turn ominous music on) verrry... verrry... good Harry. NOW!
Harry: (squeals in fright. Harry walks down the stairs but trips on one of the middle steps and falls to the bottom) I-I'm okay... Go on.. please..heh heh...
PQ: Now... You will meet the man, the man the man, the man (begins to dance with ominous music.)
Harry: OOH! A SHOW!!!
PQ:(Starts to sing) The man.....The man... The man... budum ba ba.... The man! The maaaaaAAAAAAnnnnnnnnnn whoooooooooo kIlled yoooooooooooooour parents...
Harry: what a meanie...
(ominous music cuts off and mild squealing fills the room coming from the record player)
PQ: oh shit. It broke again. Ah well... Now announcing the great, the great Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooord Vooooooooooooooooooooooooldeeeemort!!!! (begins taking off the turbin. Several minutes go by as PQ is taking off his turbin.) la la la la laaaaaa.. we're getting there...
Harry: Can you hurry up cus I have a dentist appointment after this?
Voldemort: SILENCE!!!!!!!!
Harry: (very small voice) okay...
Voldemort: By now Harry, you know who I am and all that. Yadda yadda yadda. Look into that mirror, and get me the Sorcerer's slash Philosopher's stone.
Harry: alrighty (sings to the mirror) oh mr. mirror! Bring me a stone! Bring me a stone that will.. uh... sparkle!!!! (Feels lump in pocket)
Voldemort: Did you get it?
Harry: Yah! (chucks it at Voldemort) Catch!
(The stone hits Voldemort in the forehead, or the back of PQ's head and causes him to get a concussion. But because Voldemort is not a normal man, PQ and him turn to liquid and drain into some holes in the floor.)
Voldemort: VENGEANCE WILL BE MINNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: (goes to pick up the stone) Ha ha Voldy! I got the stone and it is mine! Neener neener neener! I feel like fainting. Goodbye!!! I sure hope Dumbledore will find me here......oh well! (faints)
The End
I hope you liked the 3rd chapter of According to Harry, even though I've kind of gone backwards through the books. Ah well. Bare with me.