*AN: Hiya people! Back for more adventures with Yami and Angel? Well, this chapter should be pretty funny. Yami tackles the biggest department store in Domino City! Thank you SO much for all of your reviews! They really inspire me to write more! Keep 'em coming! Well enjoy this next chapter! Remember to review!*

Chapter 4- Clothes, Obesity and A Narrow Escape

Yami sighed as he walked down the streets of Domino City once again. He kept a firm hold on the wrist of Angel who was trying to drag him all over the placed to look at things like traffic lights, passing dogs and objects in store windows. He was just barely able to keep her from runn9ing into the street. He was taking her to a huge clothing store for girls to get her something to wear other than the skimpy outfit she wore now. He held fat to her wrist not wanting to get any closer but needing to hold onto her so she didn't wander off. He had managed to get his jacket back on her, hiding her wings and outfit as much as possible. Although he wouldn't admit it, it amused him to watch her bound around and marvel at the smallest things. her emerald eyes would sparkle and she would try to throw herself at whatever it was to examine it. Her ebony hair swirled about hr, her bare feet light on the ground and her skin beneath his fingers was smooth. She tugged and pulled in different directions but he managed to keep her on track.

As they walked, Yami's mind wandered back to before, when Angel had flipped out at the sight of her own card. He was still trying to figure out what had happened. He could see the frightened look of hatred in hr eyes as she stared at the card. Then the King of Games remembered his first battle with Seto Kaiba. Yami had sent him to the Shadow Realm, trapping him a duel card as punishment for stealing the Blue Eyes White Dragon Card. The utter horror on Kaiba's face was also clear in the Pharaoh's mind. Then a thought hit him. Maybe the Shadow Realm was as horrible for the cards as it was for a human? Maybe she had to constantly fight for her place. maybe she was lonely... One thing was fore sure, she had no choice in the matter. Another thought occurred to him. She wasn't quite so different from himself...* What are you talking about?!* his mind scolded him again. *She is a shadow card. You are a human. She has to go back!*

Suddenly he felt a hard tug and he lost hold on Angel's wrist! He whipped his head around just in time to see hr disappear into the crowd. Fear clutched his heart, freezing him in place briefly. His heart was pounding so loud it echoed like church bells in his ears.

"Angel!" he shouted his low voice ringing through the air. "Angel! Come back!" He began to shove his way through the crowd, desperately searching for any sign of the demonic girl.

Angel pressed her hands against the glass window of the music store. Her piercing eyes locked on the inside. She stared in wonder at the blinking lights that bounced off her pail face. The coat that Yami had given her had come apart some exposing her skimpy black outfit.

"Hey, sexy!" a gruff male voice sounded. She turned her head to find a huge obese man towering over her with a look on his face that screamed malice. His clothing barely fit him, looking as if they were going to burst at the seems. Rolls of skin appeared from beneath his navy blue shirt. He had a mustache and was balding with a round face and a double chin. She stared at him almost appalled. He stepped toward her, his beady eyes slowly moving up her body. He put an enormous hand around her waist drawing her close.

"So, how much do you girls make now adays?" Angel put her hands against the big man's chest and tried to shove him away. But his grip was firm, pressing her against him. She struggled but he wouldn't budge. She felt the pain of his piggy arms crushing her wings. Her skin began to grow hot as her frustration grew.

"Ooo! You're gettin' hotter by the minute! Do I turn you on?" Malice twinkled in his eyes and an evil grin crossed his face as he tried to draw her closer. He was crushing her! Pain was surging though her wings and it was becoming difficult to breath. A scream escaped her lips.

A blood chilling scream rang through the air as Yami shoved through the crowd. Hi heart froze. *Oh my god!* he thought. He raced toward the scream and suddenly saw her. A man the size foa car seemed to be trying to do something horrible to her! (yeah, you fill in the blanks...) She was trying to get away but he was crushing her with his massive arms. Even her incredible strength couldn't help her if he was crushing her!

"What the hell are you doing?!" he screamed at the man sprinting towards them. He then jumped up, swung around a nearby telephone pole and kicked out as hard as he could. His heavy black boot collided with the great man's face sending him flying into the brick was of the music store narrowly missing the glass.

"Oooooohhh!" he cried as he flew. Then he was instantly unconscious as he collided with the wall. Yami landed softly on his feet in front of Angel. He hurried up to her.

"Are you alright?" he asked her. She stared at him for a minute, looking a bit shaken. Then he noticed darkness began to cloud her bright green eyes and she glared menacingly down at her assaulter.

"No!" he said hurriedly, throwing his arm around her waist without thinking. She looked back at him. He could tell that she wanted to kill the obese man.

"C'mon." he said. "I took care of him. Lets go."

Yami breathed a sigh of relief when they turned the corner and Sugar and Spice Spirit came into view. It was the largest department store in Domino City with every variety of clothing one could think of. Angel tilted her head back and stared at the store's huge name as Yami pulled her in. Hr emerald orbs seemed to grow to the size of plates when she finally entered the enormous store. There was wall-to-wall women's clothing of various kinds stuffed onto racks. Shelves of shoes rose so high there was a small moveable ladder to reach them all. Glittering stems of sparkling jewelry spiraled high appealing to any woman's eye. Yami glanced around at the trendy pants and tight girly shirts and raised an eyebrow. somehow he couldn't picture Angel in any of these clothes. Never the less, he urged the dumbfounded Angel on.

"Helloooo! can I help you?" came a low feminine voice. Yami looked down and almost cried out. An extremely obese woman stood before him. her shoulder length brown hair was in a thick braid and the way her brown eyes were looking at him made him want to run for his life. her clothes, unfortunately, were skin tight revealing tiple rolls of her skin and giving him a sickening feeling to his stomach.

"Ah..er.." he stuttered Her brown eyes swept slowly over him then moving to Angel. The narrowed as they beheld the distracted girl. They then softened when they went back to Yami.

"I'm Loraine and I can you out today! The goth department is upstairs, follow me, sexy!" she said happily bouncing off towards the center of the huge room where the gleaming escalator was located. Yami reluctantly followed pulling Angel gently along with him.

As they rose higher and higher the innocent girly scene changed drastically. Hevy metal music blared and lights flashed. When they reached the second floor everything seemed to get darker. The walls were black decorated with flashing lights a band posters. Despite himself, Yami smiled. This was the kind of stuff he liked.

"Hmm, I wonder where Jen is..." Loraine pondered. Yami nearly toppled over when Angel tripped over the last stair on the escalator Since he was still holding onto her she nearly dragged him down with her.

"Jen? Jeeenn!" Loraine called in a sing song voice. "Oh well! Guess she's on break! I guess I'll have to help you!" Yami finally released the anxious Angel, letting her dart off to look at everything. He couldn't help but to smile as she bounded around looking and touching everything, her joy unsuppressed.

"So, what can I help you with?" Loraine asked him clinging to his arm and drwing his attention back to herself. A frightened look appeared upon his face and he tried to pull his arm from her grip.

"Erm...uhh..not me; her." he said uneasily, pointing at Angel. Loraine's face fell and she looked over at the demonic girl who was now pulling black baggy pants off their racks examining them, then tossing them to floor to pull another one off. Loraine looked back at the Pharaoh.

"Are you sure?" she asked. He nodded. The large girl sighed and started towards Angel who was now peering through one of the large pant legs.

"Uhh... maybe we'll just take her back downstairs! Maybe she'll like the clothes better down there!" she suggested nervously. Yami looked back at the card who had moved on to another rack of fishnets.

"No, I think she's fine up here. You can help her up here can't you? Unless you don't know anything about this particular type-"

"No! Of course I can help! I come up here all of the time!" Loraine cut him off. She then quickly turned and bustled toward Angel. Yami rolled his violet eyes. *That scary tub of lard probably doesn't have the slightest idea what she's doing.* he thought. *Lets just see what happens.*

"Now, you just try those on, dear, and see how they fit!" said Loraine shoving Angel into tone of the dressing rooms and closing the opaque ebony curtain. She did it hurriedly, Yami noticed, for the other customers had begun to stare as Angel left a messy trail behind her of clothes, accessories, outfits Loraine had picked out and any other things she could get her hands on. He couldn't help but to laugh at the card's faces of joy when she found something she really liked and disgust at whatever the unknowledgeable Loraine held up before her.

Suddenly, Loraine pounced on the Pharaoh. Yami stepped back away from the frightening obese girl. She had a devilish look in her eye that made him sick to his stomach.

"So, sexy! Since she's occupied, are you sure I can't help you with anything?" She was now within inches of him. "It appears you're into the tight leather." She emphasized the words heavily as she reached around and grabbed his ass! Yami cried out leaping away from her and slamming into the wall. Loraine advanced towards him.

"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" she asked getting closer and closer. Suddenly there was a loud 'thump' from inside Angel's changing room. both of them froze.

"Angel?" Yami called. there was no reply. "Umm..uh you better go check on her." he then suggested to the advancing girl. Loraine sighed.

"I'll be back! don't you go away now!" As son as she was out of sight the Game King tip toes off to hide around the racks of clothes. As he walked he began going through some of the racks of pants and striped shirts. He snorted when he remembered some of the things the fat brown haired girl had presented to the female card. *Tch. I could probably do a better job than that and I don't even work here!* he thought. Suddenly a high pitched scream cut the air that could only have been Angel's and it was followed closely by Loraine's low one. Without thinking, Yami leapt over one of the racks and sprinted towards the wall with the dressing rooms. But before h could rip open the black curtain something large, heavy and screaming fell on top of him. He fell to the floor almost crushed by the person's weight. He looked up and found it was Loraine! She flung her arms around him.

"Ohhhh! Save me! She's a demon! She's a demon!" Yami's heart was beating so fast he thought it would break his chest. He shoved Loraine off of him and leapt to his feet. He then ripped the curtain aside and found Angel with her shirt off inside trying to figure out how to get a ripped one on! His coat lay on the ground and her wings were free! When she saw him she screamed folding her wings about her in order to cover herself. Yami's face turned completely scarlet.

"Whaa! I'm sorry!" he cried his hands flying to his eyes. He backed up blindly and suddenly he tripped over someone! He felt a curtain swoosh over him and he landed face up on the ground. He look up and saw to his horror that he was in another dressing room and a woman with half her clothes off was looking down at him. She screamed as well.

"Ahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" he yelled his hands flying back to his eyes and he sat up through the curtain.

"Ohh! Help me! She's a demon!" came the low cry of Loraine as her large arms were flung about his neck. He almost fell over backwards under her weight. And even more to his displeasure the other girls in the changing rooms were poking their head out to see what all the commotion was about and they too began screaming at the sight of a guy.

"Whaaa! No! I'm sorry! Please stop!" Yami's face was incredibly hot and he was sure that it was bright red. Loraine was choking him from behind and the cries of the other girls filled his ears.

"Alright! What the hell's gong on here?" said a loud feminine voice from behind. Yami whipped his tri-colored head around and saw a tall girl standing behind him. She wore baggy black pants and a black t-shirt with a red skull on it. Many bracelets adorned her arms and tow or three necklaces hung about her neck. She had short, died black hair that was flipped out and her blue eyes looked angry. Her hands were placed on her hips as she glared down at him.

"Uh... heh heh." he said nervously.

"And just what do you think you're doing?!" she demanded of him leaning her face close to his.

Yami chuckled as he watched the cashier, Jen, try to keep up with Angel as she ran around the second floor. Loraine sat and moped behind the cash register after Jen had told her off. After picking out a few outfits Angel went back into the dressing room. Jen sighed heavily as she walked back over to Yami.

"Phew! She sure has a lot of energy!" she said.

"Yeah." he replied.

"Those pointy ears are pretty sweet though." she commented. Yami could've kicked himself. He was so worried about her wings he and forgotten about her ears!

"Well, I better go find some more stuff. Maybe you can help?" the dark haired girl suggested.

"Uh, what?" he asked confused. He wasn't really great at picking out women's clothing.

"You're her boyfriend aren't you?"

"Gah! Ah no! I just-" he stumbled flustered. Jen arched a pierced eyebrow.

"Uh huh. Right. Then just stay here and see how the outfits look on her."

"Uhh...right...." Then Jen wandered off and disappeared among the many racks and shelves. The Game King stood in front of the dressing rooms nervously. The other customers who had been in the dressing rooms glared at him as they walked by. Yami blushed crimson. He couldn't believe he had done that! Then her heard the swoosh of a curtain and his amethyst eyes shifted around to find Angel standing before him. She wore baggy black pants and a black tank top with the only thing hold it together were three straps going across the back. And....her wings were gone! He rushed up to her.

"Angel, where are you're wings?!" She smiled at him and turned around so he could see her back. The only thing that remained were two bruised lines where her wings would have been. She could retract her wings?!

"Gah! Why didn't you do that before?!" he demanded angrily, it would've saved them a hell of a lot of trouble! She giggled and stepped away from him spinning around for him to see her outfit and looking at him expectantly. He sighed and nodded his approval. She smiled in joy and bounded back into the dressing room.

The Game King couldn't help but to be amused as Angel bounced in and out of the black dressing room in various outfits. She would spin around for him to see and he would tell her if it looked good or not. Most things did, but some just didn't work for her. He found she was actually quite pretty once you got passed the demonic appearance and homicide attempt.

As they stood at the cash register, Yami was thanking god he was a pharaoh. She had gotten many outfits and needed many things. Jen had agreed to let Angel where one of the outfits out of the store since she didn't have anything else.

"Here's my number, sexy! Call me!" Loraine said slipping a pieced of paper into one of the bags and winking at him. he shuddered and glanced out the enormous circular window. His heart froze as he did a double take. *No! It can't be!* his mind screamed. Anzu Mazaki and Mai Valentine were walking towards the doors from Mai's car! Yami tried not to panic as he looked back at Angel who was now fascinated by the cash register. Loraine was glaring fiercely at her. He couldn't let them see her!

"Uhh-um, you guys deliver right?" he asked Jen hurriedly looking at all of the bags and packages.

"Yeah..." Jen replied looking at him uncertainly.

"Right. Could you deliver these to my apartment as soon as possible?" he asked scribbling down his address and grabbing Angel by the wrist and racing towards the escalator.

"Uhh...sure." Jen said after them. Angel tried to tug her wrist away, making Yami stop and look back at her. She had a confused look on her face, as if she didn't know why they were laving all the stuff they just bought behind.

"Please, Angel! C'mon! don't worry we'll get all the stuff." he pleaded. He then pulled on her slim arm and she reluctantly followed. When they were partially down the escalator Anzu and Mai walked through the doors!

"Gah!" Yami said, then he jumped over the side of the escalator and landed softly on the floor on the level below. He quickly ducked down behind one of the racks of....underwear?! He groaned silently. Why did he have to land in the women's lingerie section?! He turned around and realized that Angel hadn't followed him! He looked up panicked. She was still going down the escalator! *God damnit!* he thought fiercely. * Oh man! I really don't wanna do this!* But Anzu and Mai were drawing herer and he had to get Angel. He then jumped into the nearest lingerie rack next to the escalator. Angel was peering over the sides of the escalator trying to see where he had gone.

Anzu and Mai caught site of a scary looking girl peering over the sides of the escalator. She had long black hair with blood red tips. She was dressed in black baggy pants and an open backed tank top. her lips were black and her ears were pointed!

"Whoa, freaky." Mai commented.

"Yeah." Anzu agreed. They then proceeded over to the lingerie section.

As soon as Angel's feet touched the floor Yami's arm shot out of an underwear rack and pulled her in! She started to scream but a hand covered her lips.

"Shh! Shhh!" he whispered. "It's just me." her eyebrows furrowed in utter perplexity. He put his finger to his lips hoping she would understand to be quiet. In the jerking motion he did a few of the things hanging had fallen. A white bra hung over his eye, caught on his hair. He ripped it off and was about to peek out when he heard a familiar voice.

"So are we all meeting up at Yugi's later?" Anzu asked the blond haired woman. Yami froze and his heart pounded in his ears. Then he heard the clacking of hangers above his head! They were looking at the underwear on the rack they were hiding in! *God damnit! What do they need underwear for?!* Then he noticed that Angel was starting towards an opening. He grabbed her around the waist with one hand whole the other flew to her mouth. He held her there sucking in his breath as the two girls moved around the rack.

"Yeah." Mai replied. "We tried to get a hold of Yami, but he wasn't home."

"Hmm. Wonder where he could be?" Yami thanked god when they moved on to the jewelry counter behind women's lingerie. Peaking out carefully he saw that they both had their backs to them. He quickly grabbed Angel's wrist and moved as fast as he could from the underwear rack to the another.

More various pieces of undergarments fell on top of them as they moved quickly from rack to rack. Yami cursed when they reached the last rack. They were too far away from the door to run without being seen! *God this is so embarrassing! If they ever caught me-* He shuddered at the thought. Slowly began pushing the cart towards the door for Angel silence.

Suddenly there was a loud clank and a low scream. He had run over someone's foot!

"Ohhh!!" an old lady cried as she hopped around on one foot. Her foot had just been run over by a moving cart!

"Oohhh!" she screamed again as two people sprinted out from under it and out the door!

Anzu and Mai, along with all the other customers, jerked their heads around when they heard the old lady scream just in time to see tow people sprint out the door.

"Hey, Anzu, was that...Yami?" Mai questioned.

"I don't know.."

*AN: Hi again! Yes that was a really long chapter but it was funny wasn't it? Poor Yami! ^^; Anywayz, hope you enjoyed it! Please review!*