Basement obsessions
Disclaimer: If I owned FFX/FFX-2, I wouldn't write fanfics.
Rikku & Paine: YUNA/YUNIE! (they catch her by the hands)
Paine: She didn't take her pills!
Rikku: I saw her swallow them!
Paine: She probably hid them under her tongue again!
Brother: What's wrong? Is Yuna okay?!
Paine: She's about to fall to her DOOMED death upon the DOOMED mountain!
Brother: AHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I am there!
Paine looks below Yuna, into the mountain crevace, and sees Brother scampering every which way.
Paine: Wow. He wasn't kidding (lets go of Yuna, which is too much weight for the weak Rikku, and drops her too)
Rikku: Paine!!!!!!! What is it with you and pain?!
Paine: I dunno, one would kind of figure by the name. Hmph. Speaking of pain-shoves Rikku, who falls with Yuna-have fun!
Rikku: You psyco! hears Paine laugh and evil, sadistic one
Both Rikku and Yuna land on Brother, who looks strangly excited when wakes from conscienceness
Brother: Yuna AND Rikku!
Rikku: struggles under Yuna's waking form WHAT!?!?!?!
Brother: smiles a freaky smile that sends a disturbing shivver up Rikku's spine
Rikku: SICKO! flies up under Yuna, who crashes aside, and begins at kicking Brother vigorously in the side with a GREAT HUGE HUMONGOUS fury SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO!
Brother: gasps I was kidding Rikku! I don't think you're hot! I don't watch you sleep at night!
Rikku: screams and picks up Yuna by the legs and continuessly hits Brother with her like a baseball bat SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! stops when realizes that Brother actually seems to enjoy being bloodily beaten by Yuna
Auron: comes out of nowhere Go SHEBA! Kimahri comes out of nowhere and rips Brother to shreds
Brother's screams of agony finally wake Yuna.
Yuna: Auron! You're back!
Auron: Fumbles words Um-uh-NO I'M NOT! throws a small sphere on the ground that bursts into gas, when it clears, he's gone
Yuna: NO!
Rikku: We fight for Middle-Earth! helps Kimahri smash Brother
Yuna: shrugs and grabs a tree-trunk from its roots You'll never get Cold Mountain!
John: comes in Okay guys, you're WAY off the script.
Wakka: Ya?! Well, you're only stage crew in FFX, in FFX-2 you're Gippal, NO ONE ELSE!
John: You're not even in this scene!
Wakka: And Brother isn't supposed to be dead, ya?
John: WHAT?! shoves everyone aside and looks at Brother's mangled body. Then bends down and feels for the heartbeat I hear the "BA" but not the "BUM" hears BUM Oh! There it is! Okay, I won't arrest you guys.
Yuna: Arrest us?
John: flips open his wallet, revealing a badge FBI, you guys could have been assaulted for murder.
Yuna: Oh. throws the tree-trunk aside
John: I'm here to make sure you guys don't commit another murder, they say that Seymour was just an actor, but I think he was real, and you murdered him--SEVERAL TIMES! People have never believed me-hunches down, fumbles fingers--and mother never paid much ATTENTION to me, but I'll prove it-I'll show you ALL!
Yunalesca: walks in What's going on?
John: points accusingly YOU! I remember what YOU did! You were the one who killed off Auron with your good looks. No man could resist your charm!
Yunalesca: He was just an actor.
John: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I was gazing into your eyes!
Rikku: Eyes?
Brother: lifts head, and at one glance of Yunalesca is filled with energy anew AHAHAHHAA! What was I thinking BEFORE?!?! runs to hug her, but Yunalesca gives his the Auron slap, sending him flying
John: SHE"S AT IT AGAIN!
Yunalesca: points to Lulu who hasn't had one line so far She told me to!
Lulu: Don't push this on me!
Yunalesca: You're just jealous that I'm prettier!
Lulu: I'm not the one who wears a swimmingsuite 24/7!
They get into a cat-fight. Brother watches intently, while John pulls out his gun and can't quite figure out which one to shoot. So Yuna knocks them out with the side of her gun.
Yuna: I'm prettier than both of you combined!
Kimahri: Narrator care less! It's only the guys she cares about!
That's right! So I lock Shuyin, Tidus, John/Gippal, Barali(am I forgetting anyone? I think not) into an underground lair, shackled against the walls. MUAHAHAHA!
Shuyin: whines I want to see Lenne!
Tidus: whines I want to see Yuna!
John: whines I want to see the cat-fight!
Barali: whines I want to see a skin doctor!
Me: evilly Well, too bad! You're in my lair now, don't even think- hacks and chokes, revealing a blue firball, but my accent comes out fine-Don't even think about escaping.
Barali: That's curious.
John: That's crazy.
Tidus: That's--eww.
Shuyin: I'm a little turned on.
Me: I knew it! I knew you were the twisted one!
Shuyin: Don't tell me you understand!
Me: What? I thought we were communicating.
Shuyin: Lenne?
Me: What?
Shuyin: We can finally fade, together?
Me: Uh-okay, whatever blows your skirt up.
Shuyin: YOU ARE NOT LENNE!
Me: WHAT?!?!?
Shuyin breaks free from the shakles and tries to hit me, but I grab his fist and say "Hi there." Finally getting why he's freaking out.
Me: Let's go home.
Shuyin: After these centuries, this moment is all we get.
Me: already tired of acting Look bub, you're trapped here, I'm all you got, accept it, or I'll sick Kimahri on you!
Tidus: Kimahri's Auron's kitty!
Me: You! Keep your mouth shut! You're in enough trouble as it is, young man!
TIdus: SORRY! cries
Me: Man, somethings missing here.
Shuyin: YOU ARE NOT LENNE!
Me: Oh, shut up!
John: Can I say something?
Me: NO!
Barali: I REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Me: Can it wait?
Barali: NO!
Me: HOLD IT!
Barali: I can't!
Me: Don't make me put a diaper on you!
Barali: grunt
Me: Something's wrong here, I've kidnapped a bunch of babies.
Seymour: How about me? gives a toothy grin in his superman suit, hmph, he must use Crest
Me: How about no?
Seymour: Oh, come on! It bites being dead!
Me: Get a haircut and I'll think about it.
Seymour: Can do! disappears
Me: I give up, I guess nothing beats the original--OH, SESHI!!!
Seeshomouru comes out of nowhere, and indeed, saves the day.
Disclaimer: If I owned FFX/FFX-2, I wouldn't write fanfics.
Rikku & Paine: YUNA/YUNIE! (they catch her by the hands)
Paine: She didn't take her pills!
Rikku: I saw her swallow them!
Paine: She probably hid them under her tongue again!
Brother: What's wrong? Is Yuna okay?!
Paine: She's about to fall to her DOOMED death upon the DOOMED mountain!
Brother: AHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I am there!
Paine looks below Yuna, into the mountain crevace, and sees Brother scampering every which way.
Paine: Wow. He wasn't kidding (lets go of Yuna, which is too much weight for the weak Rikku, and drops her too)
Rikku: Paine!!!!!!! What is it with you and pain?!
Paine: I dunno, one would kind of figure by the name. Hmph. Speaking of pain-shoves Rikku, who falls with Yuna-have fun!
Rikku: You psyco! hears Paine laugh and evil, sadistic one
Both Rikku and Yuna land on Brother, who looks strangly excited when wakes from conscienceness
Brother: Yuna AND Rikku!
Rikku: struggles under Yuna's waking form WHAT!?!?!?!
Brother: smiles a freaky smile that sends a disturbing shivver up Rikku's spine
Rikku: SICKO! flies up under Yuna, who crashes aside, and begins at kicking Brother vigorously in the side with a GREAT HUGE HUMONGOUS fury SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO!
Brother: gasps I was kidding Rikku! I don't think you're hot! I don't watch you sleep at night!
Rikku: screams and picks up Yuna by the legs and continuessly hits Brother with her like a baseball bat SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! stops when realizes that Brother actually seems to enjoy being bloodily beaten by Yuna
Auron: comes out of nowhere Go SHEBA! Kimahri comes out of nowhere and rips Brother to shreds
Brother's screams of agony finally wake Yuna.
Yuna: Auron! You're back!
Auron: Fumbles words Um-uh-NO I'M NOT! throws a small sphere on the ground that bursts into gas, when it clears, he's gone
Yuna: NO!
Rikku: We fight for Middle-Earth! helps Kimahri smash Brother
Yuna: shrugs and grabs a tree-trunk from its roots You'll never get Cold Mountain!
John: comes in Okay guys, you're WAY off the script.
Wakka: Ya?! Well, you're only stage crew in FFX, in FFX-2 you're Gippal, NO ONE ELSE!
John: You're not even in this scene!
Wakka: And Brother isn't supposed to be dead, ya?
John: WHAT?! shoves everyone aside and looks at Brother's mangled body. Then bends down and feels for the heartbeat I hear the "BA" but not the "BUM" hears BUM Oh! There it is! Okay, I won't arrest you guys.
Yuna: Arrest us?
John: flips open his wallet, revealing a badge FBI, you guys could have been assaulted for murder.
Yuna: Oh. throws the tree-trunk aside
John: I'm here to make sure you guys don't commit another murder, they say that Seymour was just an actor, but I think he was real, and you murdered him--SEVERAL TIMES! People have never believed me-hunches down, fumbles fingers--and mother never paid much ATTENTION to me, but I'll prove it-I'll show you ALL!
Yunalesca: walks in What's going on?
John: points accusingly YOU! I remember what YOU did! You were the one who killed off Auron with your good looks. No man could resist your charm!
Yunalesca: He was just an actor.
John: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I was gazing into your eyes!
Rikku: Eyes?
Brother: lifts head, and at one glance of Yunalesca is filled with energy anew AHAHAHHAA! What was I thinking BEFORE?!?! runs to hug her, but Yunalesca gives his the Auron slap, sending him flying
John: SHE"S AT IT AGAIN!
Yunalesca: points to Lulu who hasn't had one line so far She told me to!
Lulu: Don't push this on me!
Yunalesca: You're just jealous that I'm prettier!
Lulu: I'm not the one who wears a swimmingsuite 24/7!
They get into a cat-fight. Brother watches intently, while John pulls out his gun and can't quite figure out which one to shoot. So Yuna knocks them out with the side of her gun.
Yuna: I'm prettier than both of you combined!
Kimahri: Narrator care less! It's only the guys she cares about!
That's right! So I lock Shuyin, Tidus, John/Gippal, Barali(am I forgetting anyone? I think not) into an underground lair, shackled against the walls. MUAHAHAHA!
Shuyin: whines I want to see Lenne!
Tidus: whines I want to see Yuna!
John: whines I want to see the cat-fight!
Barali: whines I want to see a skin doctor!
Me: evilly Well, too bad! You're in my lair now, don't even think- hacks and chokes, revealing a blue firball, but my accent comes out fine-Don't even think about escaping.
Barali: That's curious.
John: That's crazy.
Tidus: That's--eww.
Shuyin: I'm a little turned on.
Me: I knew it! I knew you were the twisted one!
Shuyin: Don't tell me you understand!
Me: What? I thought we were communicating.
Shuyin: Lenne?
Me: What?
Shuyin: We can finally fade, together?
Me: Uh-okay, whatever blows your skirt up.
Shuyin: YOU ARE NOT LENNE!
Me: WHAT?!?!?
Shuyin breaks free from the shakles and tries to hit me, but I grab his fist and say "Hi there." Finally getting why he's freaking out.
Me: Let's go home.
Shuyin: After these centuries, this moment is all we get.
Me: already tired of acting Look bub, you're trapped here, I'm all you got, accept it, or I'll sick Kimahri on you!
Tidus: Kimahri's Auron's kitty!
Me: You! Keep your mouth shut! You're in enough trouble as it is, young man!
TIdus: SORRY! cries
Me: Man, somethings missing here.
Shuyin: YOU ARE NOT LENNE!
Me: Oh, shut up!
John: Can I say something?
Me: NO!
Barali: I REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Me: Can it wait?
Barali: NO!
Me: HOLD IT!
Barali: I can't!
Me: Don't make me put a diaper on you!
Barali: grunt
Me: Something's wrong here, I've kidnapped a bunch of babies.
Seymour: How about me? gives a toothy grin in his superman suit, hmph, he must use Crest
Me: How about no?
Seymour: Oh, come on! It bites being dead!
Me: Get a haircut and I'll think about it.
Seymour: Can do! disappears
Me: I give up, I guess nothing beats the original--OH, SESHI!!!
Seeshomouru comes out of nowhere, and indeed, saves the day.