FF7 talk show

(Techno FF theme plays)

Cloud: Welcome to the ff7 talk show, starring:

Me

Barret

Aeris

Yuffie

Tifa

Cid

Vincent

Sephiroth

Cait Sith

red XIII

and the Shinra people

Cloud: Today's topic is going to be " How would you kill a chocobo?"

Sephiroth: STAB IT! Of course!

Aeris: Sephy! That's cruel! I'd only kill it if it was an evil chocobo.

Sephiroth: Then how would you kill it? Huh?

Aeris: I'd shoot it and not let it suffer, unlike you! XP

Sephiroth: You don't want to get me mad! I'll kill you... Again! (stands up and pulls out sword)

(Security comes and pulls him away)

Yuffie: I'd do it the traditional way. Cut its head off.

Barret:I agree with Aeris. Shoot it.

Cid: I'd blow it up with dynamite! Tee-hee. :P

Tifa: I'd punch it to death.

Red XIII: I would rip it to peices.

Cait Sith: I have much better stuff to do then kill a chocobo.

Vincent: I'd rip it apart just like the moogles.

Cloud: ( looks back and forth and sneaks some beer into his coffee. looks up, smiles and pours out coffee.) Ummmmm. Oh. I'd just do what Yuffie said.

Cloud: Thanks for watching the FF7 talk show. See you in the next chapter.

(Sephy comes in wearing a strait-jacket looking at Aeris Madly.)

(Game over theme in rockversion.)