Chapter 1:
Ginny sat at her desk in the Potions classroom. She was chatting happily to her friend Emily, while eating a blueberry muffin. Snape pranced into the classroom and he jumped to the platform to look over the classroom.
He made a large spin, then flung his arms out. "TA DA!" he hollered.
The classroom erupted into applause and cheers. Snape gave a large smile and tossed back a lock of greasy black hair. He sighed and picked up his attendance list.
"If you are not here say I," he said quietly, looking very serious indeed. When the class was silent, he beamed again and tossed the list to Draco. "Here, keep it"
Draco's eyes widened and he smiled. "Look what I got!" he squealed excitedly. He stuffed the list into his pink, fuzzy backpack and dropped it on the floor.
"Today" Professor Snape began happily, and pulling out a large box with large pink ribbons, and packages of hair elastics. "We will be braiding our hair. Everyone find a partner and start braiding"
The ribbons and elastics were handed out, and students began braiding someone's hair. Ginny jumped to her feet and rushed to the front of the room, as well as Draco, ribbons and elastics in hand.
"Oh, Ginny, will you help braid his hair with me?" Draco pleaded to Ginny, who nodded. Snape sat down grinning like an idiot, as Ginny and Draco began to braid his hair.
"You have pretty hair, Professor" Ginny remarked, pulling out a pair of scissors from her pocket and cutting various locks of hair off.
The lunch bell rang and the class left wearing bows. Some of the males even had red and pink highlights in their hair! Harry reached into his pocket, searching for his skateboard. He pulled it out, tossed it on the ground and began to skateboard down the hall.
Ginny was sitting on the last step of the staircase, her knees folded, her thumb and index fingers formed 'O's and her eyes were closed.
"Ginny!" Harry called, jumping off his skateboard and stomping on the end of it so it sprang into his hands.
Ginny jumped up and hugged Harry.
"I missed you," she said brightly, kissing his cheek.
"Yeah" Harry nodded, setting his skateboard down. Ginny hopped onto his shoulders and Harry got back onto his skateboard. They went zooming down the corridors to the Great Hall.
When they got in, Snape was standing behind Dumbledore and putting his long white hair into tiny braids, while chatting animatedly. McGonagall was wearing a long, elegant, black, ball gown and sipping red wine. She was talking to Hagrid seriously. The other teachers were either sitting on the tables, or on the floor, playing bingo.
Harry got off his skateboard and slid into a seat at the Gryfinndor table, Ginny beside him. Ron and Hermione came in shortly after. Hermione was dragging a large boxed gift, with a huge purple bow on top, by a thick brown rope.
She sat down across from Ginny and Harry, Ron beside her.
"What's in the box, girl?" Ginny asked in a whisper, stuffing a few dozen purple grapes into her mouth, and chewing loudly.
"How should I know," Hermione said with a shrug.
"Aren't you going to open it?" Harry asked in mild surprise.
"Meh" Hermione shrugged, looking up and down the table for something.
She went bright red, jumped on top of the table and stomped her foot several times.
"There's no Onion soup!" she screeched angrily, pulling out her wand. "I WANT ONION SOUP!" she screamed even louder.
Everyone ignored Hermione, as she sat back down and started to try to convince some bred into changing into onion soup.
Just then the package Hermione had been dragging burst open and Neville appeared.
"Neville!" Ginny exclaimed, surprised.
"Surprise!" Neville squealed happily. "I'm your present Hermione!"
Hermione gave a muffled scream of horror or delight, it was hard to tell. She ran over to Neville and jumped in the box with him, returning after slapping him across the face with all her might.
Hermione then calmly sat back down at the table, and began to gnaw on the table. Ginny picked up a banana and started yelling the words to a song.
"Peel Bananas! Peel, peel bananas! Mush bananas! Mush, mush bananas! Eat Bananas! Eat, eat bananas!" she then got on the table, and began to spin in circles. "GO BANANAS! Go, go bananas!" she hollered.
At the conclusion of Ginny's song, the entire Great Hall burst into the song. Harry was giggling like a schoolgirl and Ginny was pretending to conduct the song. McGonagall and Dumbledore began to dance to the banana song, while Hagrid was already Irish dancing.
"I'm a perfect dancer!" Hagrid boomed.
"I'm crazy!" Dumbledore roared through his laughter.
The doors to the Great Hall burst open and Professor Sprout came in, swaying in the seat of a lawn mower.
"I'm drunk!" she screamed, then she picked up a basket from her feet and began throwing dandelions everywhere. "Flowers for all!" she blurted out, whipping flowers at everyone.
A giant bunny dove into the Great Hall, shattering a window.
"The Easter Bunny!" Crabbe yelled, pointing at the large rabbit, who began handing out valentine cards.
Harry grabbed Ginny's hand, and then picked up a large bottle of Firewhisky and chugged it. When everyone was looking, he said,
"Come on, Gin-Gin" He dragged her from the Great Hall, to the Quidditch pitch. Ginny layed down in the center of the pitch and began snogging Harry.
"Oh no Harry don't" Sirius said lamely, strolling out onto the pitch, along with a swarm of Dementors following behind.
"Sirius!" Ginny screamed, seeing the Dementors. A few of the buttons on her blouse were undone and she hastily did them back up.
Sirius grinned and pulled the nearest Dementor near him, and hugged it tightly.
"We're buds now," Sirius said cheerfully. He released the dementor and smiled at Harry and Ginny. "Are you drunk?" he asked.
"Oh good, 'cause I am" he muttered, dropping to the ground, fast asleep.
"The sky is falling!" Harry screamed, pointing up at the blue sky above.
"That's acid rain, nothing to worry about" Ginny said gently. "Come on, let's go do laundry!"
Harry and Ginny walked back into the castle, leaving Sirius asleep on the ground. They walked into the castle and up to Gryfinndor Tower. Harry pulled Ginny up to his dormitory and took Ron's hang glider from under his bed and placed it in mid-air, halfway out of the window.
Ginny got into the hang glider and Harry pushed her out the window. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of tap shoes. He kicked off his shoes and put them on his feet instead.
He then began to tap dance quickly. Seamus came in and saw Harry tap dancing. He then noticed a pen on the ground. He bent down and snapped up.
"Seamus, don't do that, because it turns Ron on. What would you do if he came into this room now?"
"The bend and snap!" he said happily. "I learned it off some muggle movie. Works every time!"
Ginny suddenly sailed back into the room without the hang glider.
"Where's the hang glider?"
"I lent it to Peter Pettigrew" she explained dully.
Harry suddenly looked upset. "Oh damn!" he exclaimed. "It's his birthday today!"
"Get him socks! He loves socks!" Ginny suggested happily. "Let's have a party!" Seamus exclaimed.
Snape ran in the room, shaking his hands excitedly and jumping from foot to foot.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Who's birthday?!" he asked quickly.
"Peter's" Ginny said proudly.
"I love parties!" Snape said shrilly, clapping his hands together. "Oh! Oh! Can I buy the cake?"
Ginny thought for a moment. "Will it be pink with purple sprinkles?"
"Duh!" Snape exclaimed loudly.
"Deal!" Harry said firmly.
Snape, Ginny, Seamus and Harry all ran out to the common room to find Dumbledore, who was playing Twister with Lord Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy.
Voldemort fell down and began giggling. "Does that could Albie?" he asked Dumbledore.
"Afraid so. You're out" Dumbledore chuckled.
Professor McGonagall spun the twister board. "Right foot, blue!" she said clearly.
Lucius Malfoy put out his foot, but lost his balance and toppled to the ground.
"I win!" Dumbledore cheered, picking up the chocolate cake from behind him and smashing it in his face.
Voldemort folded his arms and puffed himself up angrily. "Dumbledore, that's the fifth cake you got to smash!"
"So? You're just a sore loser!" Dumbledore said brightly, sticking out his tongue.
"Am not!" Voldemort argued.
"Are too!" Dumbledore and Malfoy said in unison.
"Are not!" Voldemort cried out, tears welling in his eyes.
"Professor Dumbledore, we need to use this room to hold Peter's birthday party" Harry said loudly.
"Oh, a party!" Voldemort said excitedly. "Will there be cake smashing?"
"Yes!" Snape cheered happily.
"And we can pop green balloons with arrows!" Seamus suggested.
"Goody!" Lucius Malfoy hollered excitedly.
"Where's Peter?" Dumbledore asked, frowning.
"Hang gliding" Ginny said simply.
"Well, let's give our dear friend a party then!" Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eyes. With that, they all went to go have a birthday party for Peter.
Disclaimers: I do NOT own ANY of the following items: -The Harry Potter characters -Twister/Bingo and any other games that were mentioned
Ginny sat at her desk in the Potions classroom. She was chatting happily to her friend Emily, while eating a blueberry muffin. Snape pranced into the classroom and he jumped to the platform to look over the classroom.
He made a large spin, then flung his arms out. "TA DA!" he hollered.
The classroom erupted into applause and cheers. Snape gave a large smile and tossed back a lock of greasy black hair. He sighed and picked up his attendance list.
"If you are not here say I," he said quietly, looking very serious indeed. When the class was silent, he beamed again and tossed the list to Draco. "Here, keep it"
Draco's eyes widened and he smiled. "Look what I got!" he squealed excitedly. He stuffed the list into his pink, fuzzy backpack and dropped it on the floor.
"Today" Professor Snape began happily, and pulling out a large box with large pink ribbons, and packages of hair elastics. "We will be braiding our hair. Everyone find a partner and start braiding"
The ribbons and elastics were handed out, and students began braiding someone's hair. Ginny jumped to her feet and rushed to the front of the room, as well as Draco, ribbons and elastics in hand.
"Oh, Ginny, will you help braid his hair with me?" Draco pleaded to Ginny, who nodded. Snape sat down grinning like an idiot, as Ginny and Draco began to braid his hair.
"You have pretty hair, Professor" Ginny remarked, pulling out a pair of scissors from her pocket and cutting various locks of hair off.
The lunch bell rang and the class left wearing bows. Some of the males even had red and pink highlights in their hair! Harry reached into his pocket, searching for his skateboard. He pulled it out, tossed it on the ground and began to skateboard down the hall.
Ginny was sitting on the last step of the staircase, her knees folded, her thumb and index fingers formed 'O's and her eyes were closed.
"Ginny!" Harry called, jumping off his skateboard and stomping on the end of it so it sprang into his hands.
Ginny jumped up and hugged Harry.
"I missed you," she said brightly, kissing his cheek.
"Yeah" Harry nodded, setting his skateboard down. Ginny hopped onto his shoulders and Harry got back onto his skateboard. They went zooming down the corridors to the Great Hall.
When they got in, Snape was standing behind Dumbledore and putting his long white hair into tiny braids, while chatting animatedly. McGonagall was wearing a long, elegant, black, ball gown and sipping red wine. She was talking to Hagrid seriously. The other teachers were either sitting on the tables, or on the floor, playing bingo.
Harry got off his skateboard and slid into a seat at the Gryfinndor table, Ginny beside him. Ron and Hermione came in shortly after. Hermione was dragging a large boxed gift, with a huge purple bow on top, by a thick brown rope.
She sat down across from Ginny and Harry, Ron beside her.
"What's in the box, girl?" Ginny asked in a whisper, stuffing a few dozen purple grapes into her mouth, and chewing loudly.
"How should I know," Hermione said with a shrug.
"Aren't you going to open it?" Harry asked in mild surprise.
"Meh" Hermione shrugged, looking up and down the table for something.
She went bright red, jumped on top of the table and stomped her foot several times.
"There's no Onion soup!" she screeched angrily, pulling out her wand. "I WANT ONION SOUP!" she screamed even louder.
Everyone ignored Hermione, as she sat back down and started to try to convince some bred into changing into onion soup.
Just then the package Hermione had been dragging burst open and Neville appeared.
"Neville!" Ginny exclaimed, surprised.
"Surprise!" Neville squealed happily. "I'm your present Hermione!"
Hermione gave a muffled scream of horror or delight, it was hard to tell. She ran over to Neville and jumped in the box with him, returning after slapping him across the face with all her might.
Hermione then calmly sat back down at the table, and began to gnaw on the table. Ginny picked up a banana and started yelling the words to a song.
"Peel Bananas! Peel, peel bananas! Mush bananas! Mush, mush bananas! Eat Bananas! Eat, eat bananas!" she then got on the table, and began to spin in circles. "GO BANANAS! Go, go bananas!" she hollered.
At the conclusion of Ginny's song, the entire Great Hall burst into the song. Harry was giggling like a schoolgirl and Ginny was pretending to conduct the song. McGonagall and Dumbledore began to dance to the banana song, while Hagrid was already Irish dancing.
"I'm a perfect dancer!" Hagrid boomed.
"I'm crazy!" Dumbledore roared through his laughter.
The doors to the Great Hall burst open and Professor Sprout came in, swaying in the seat of a lawn mower.
"I'm drunk!" she screamed, then she picked up a basket from her feet and began throwing dandelions everywhere. "Flowers for all!" she blurted out, whipping flowers at everyone.
A giant bunny dove into the Great Hall, shattering a window.
"The Easter Bunny!" Crabbe yelled, pointing at the large rabbit, who began handing out valentine cards.
Harry grabbed Ginny's hand, and then picked up a large bottle of Firewhisky and chugged it. When everyone was looking, he said,
"Come on, Gin-Gin" He dragged her from the Great Hall, to the Quidditch pitch. Ginny layed down in the center of the pitch and began snogging Harry.
"Oh no Harry don't" Sirius said lamely, strolling out onto the pitch, along with a swarm of Dementors following behind.
"Sirius!" Ginny screamed, seeing the Dementors. A few of the buttons on her blouse were undone and she hastily did them back up.
Sirius grinned and pulled the nearest Dementor near him, and hugged it tightly.
"We're buds now," Sirius said cheerfully. He released the dementor and smiled at Harry and Ginny. "Are you drunk?" he asked.
"Oh good, 'cause I am" he muttered, dropping to the ground, fast asleep.
"The sky is falling!" Harry screamed, pointing up at the blue sky above.
"That's acid rain, nothing to worry about" Ginny said gently. "Come on, let's go do laundry!"
Harry and Ginny walked back into the castle, leaving Sirius asleep on the ground. They walked into the castle and up to Gryfinndor Tower. Harry pulled Ginny up to his dormitory and took Ron's hang glider from under his bed and placed it in mid-air, halfway out of the window.
Ginny got into the hang glider and Harry pushed her out the window. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of tap shoes. He kicked off his shoes and put them on his feet instead.
He then began to tap dance quickly. Seamus came in and saw Harry tap dancing. He then noticed a pen on the ground. He bent down and snapped up.
"Seamus, don't do that, because it turns Ron on. What would you do if he came into this room now?"
"The bend and snap!" he said happily. "I learned it off some muggle movie. Works every time!"
Ginny suddenly sailed back into the room without the hang glider.
"Where's the hang glider?"
"I lent it to Peter Pettigrew" she explained dully.
Harry suddenly looked upset. "Oh damn!" he exclaimed. "It's his birthday today!"
"Get him socks! He loves socks!" Ginny suggested happily. "Let's have a party!" Seamus exclaimed.
Snape ran in the room, shaking his hands excitedly and jumping from foot to foot.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Who's birthday?!" he asked quickly.
"Peter's" Ginny said proudly.
"I love parties!" Snape said shrilly, clapping his hands together. "Oh! Oh! Can I buy the cake?"
Ginny thought for a moment. "Will it be pink with purple sprinkles?"
"Duh!" Snape exclaimed loudly.
"Deal!" Harry said firmly.
Snape, Ginny, Seamus and Harry all ran out to the common room to find Dumbledore, who was playing Twister with Lord Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy.
Voldemort fell down and began giggling. "Does that could Albie?" he asked Dumbledore.
"Afraid so. You're out" Dumbledore chuckled.
Professor McGonagall spun the twister board. "Right foot, blue!" she said clearly.
Lucius Malfoy put out his foot, but lost his balance and toppled to the ground.
"I win!" Dumbledore cheered, picking up the chocolate cake from behind him and smashing it in his face.
Voldemort folded his arms and puffed himself up angrily. "Dumbledore, that's the fifth cake you got to smash!"
"So? You're just a sore loser!" Dumbledore said brightly, sticking out his tongue.
"Am not!" Voldemort argued.
"Are too!" Dumbledore and Malfoy said in unison.
"Are not!" Voldemort cried out, tears welling in his eyes.
"Professor Dumbledore, we need to use this room to hold Peter's birthday party" Harry said loudly.
"Oh, a party!" Voldemort said excitedly. "Will there be cake smashing?"
"Yes!" Snape cheered happily.
"And we can pop green balloons with arrows!" Seamus suggested.
"Goody!" Lucius Malfoy hollered excitedly.
"Where's Peter?" Dumbledore asked, frowning.
"Hang gliding" Ginny said simply.
"Well, let's give our dear friend a party then!" Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eyes. With that, they all went to go have a birthday party for Peter.
Disclaimers: I do NOT own ANY of the following items: -The Harry Potter characters -Twister/Bingo and any other games that were mentioned