Cloud: We have moved to Venis before we died. The only ones who couldn't make it were Cid (because he ate an exploding carrot, Yuffie ( She ate Scarlet's meat loaf, and The Don (He wasn't in the Studio.). We have the same cast. Except those 3.
Aeris: Today's topic is " If you had a super power that a banana goddess gave you, What would it be?"
Sephiroth: I want to turn into any kind of cookie.
Aeris: I want to hug who ever I want. Even Sephy. :P
Sephiroth: Oo ... XP
Aeris: Just kiddin'
Vincent: I wish I could rip moogles with my mind.
Cloud: I wish I could make houses appear out of nowhere.
Tifa: I wish I had the power to kill Aeris so I can take Cloud.
Aeris: Actually, I wish I had the power to kill Tifa so she won't get Cloud.
Tifa: Actully I don't need to kill you to get Cloud because he already loves me! Isn't that right Cloudy-poo?
Cloud: ... (mumble) ......
Tifa: See! he likes me!
Aeris: Thats because you're forcing him!
Tifa: SHUT UP BAKA! (Baka means idiot in japanese.)
(Tifa and Aeris start to fight.)
Cloud: Where is Rikky or Jerry when you need them.
Barret: Who are they?
Cloud: I don't know.
( All of a sudden it starts raining sulfuric acid.)
Everyone: AHHHH!!! We're all gonna die!
Narrator: See what what happens on the next episode of FF7 TALK SHOW.
Barret: What the #%$& was that?!
Cloud: I don't know. But, this is getting creepy. Lets go to Mars.
Vincent: We can only fit 4 people in the spaceship.
Cloud: Then how did we get here in the first place?
Vincent: I don't know.
Cloud: Fine. I'll take Barret, Aeris, the apple, and me.
Vincent: What?! What about me?! You can carry the stupid ap... Never mind. I'll stay. But wouldn't you want to bring Tifa instead of Aeris?
Aeris: Thats rude. I'm way better then stupid Tifa.
Cloud: Nah. I don't want to hear her to call me Cloudy-poo.
Vincent: But we never finished the talk show.
Cloud: Who cares about the talk show.
Vincent: Just go!
(Cloud buckles himself and the apple on a chair while everyone else straps themselves in.)
Cloud: See you on Mars on the next FF7 talk show. Bye-Bye.
Aeris: Today's topic is " If you had a super power that a banana goddess gave you, What would it be?"
Sephiroth: I want to turn into any kind of cookie.
Aeris: I want to hug who ever I want. Even Sephy. :P
Sephiroth: Oo ... XP
Aeris: Just kiddin'
Vincent: I wish I could rip moogles with my mind.
Cloud: I wish I could make houses appear out of nowhere.
Tifa: I wish I had the power to kill Aeris so I can take Cloud.
Aeris: Actually, I wish I had the power to kill Tifa so she won't get Cloud.
Tifa: Actully I don't need to kill you to get Cloud because he already loves me! Isn't that right Cloudy-poo?
Cloud: ... (mumble) ......
Tifa: See! he likes me!
Aeris: Thats because you're forcing him!
Tifa: SHUT UP BAKA! (Baka means idiot in japanese.)
(Tifa and Aeris start to fight.)
Cloud: Where is Rikky or Jerry when you need them.
Barret: Who are they?
Cloud: I don't know.
( All of a sudden it starts raining sulfuric acid.)
Everyone: AHHHH!!! We're all gonna die!
Narrator: See what what happens on the next episode of FF7 TALK SHOW.
Barret: What the #%$& was that?!
Cloud: I don't know. But, this is getting creepy. Lets go to Mars.
Vincent: We can only fit 4 people in the spaceship.
Cloud: Then how did we get here in the first place?
Vincent: I don't know.
Cloud: Fine. I'll take Barret, Aeris, the apple, and me.
Vincent: What?! What about me?! You can carry the stupid ap... Never mind. I'll stay. But wouldn't you want to bring Tifa instead of Aeris?
Aeris: Thats rude. I'm way better then stupid Tifa.
Cloud: Nah. I don't want to hear her to call me Cloudy-poo.
Vincent: But we never finished the talk show.
Cloud: Who cares about the talk show.
Vincent: Just go!
(Cloud buckles himself and the apple on a chair while everyone else straps themselves in.)
Cloud: See you on Mars on the next FF7 talk show. Bye-Bye.