Chapter 2

"Harry, have you seen my dress?" Ginny asked, running into his dormitory at five in the morning.

Harry sat bolt up right and nodded sleepily. "You left it dangling out the window for safe keeping," he muttered with a yawn.

"Thanks, love" she said with a smile, taking her dress from the open window. She opened his hanging's slightly and shut them quickly with a giggle before opening them again.

She crawled up to Harry, who wrapped his arms around her lovingly.

"Are you going to sleep here?" he asked hopefully.

"No" Ginny exclaimed in utter horror, kissing him quickly, before leaving the dormitory. She opened the door and slammed it as hard as possible.

"That a girl!" Neville roared from behind his bed hangings.

Harry looked at the clock. It was 5:15 in the morning. He stretched and got out of bed. He dressed quickly, and went down into the common room for strawberry ice cream. As soon as he was done, he pulled on his cloak, and went down into the grounds to ride one of the school elephants.

"Harry, where do you think you're going?!" Hermione snarled, looking up from her book. She had been sitting under the Whomping Willow, reading Hogwarts: A History.

"Morning, Hermione. I was just going to ride an elephant"

"Too late. Colin and Dennis got the last ones," she said flatly, pointing at the elephants stomping around the grounds.

"Well, fine. Maybe I'll just go ride my magic carpet" Harry said, his disappointment quite apparent on his face.

Hermione smiled. "Would you like a cookie?" she picked up her large red cow girl hat, which was filled with peanut butter cookies. "No, I like them with carrots only" Harry replied dryly.

"What's wrong? Didn't you have fun at Peter's party?" Hermione asked, setting her hat down.

"No, not really. Ginny was too busy playing games and riding the elephants while spraying silly string everywhere to be snogging with me"

"Harry, you know what always solves depression?" she asked calmly.

"No. What?"

"Sugar" Hermione said brightly. She reached into her robe pocket and pulled out a large bag of sugar.

Harry took the bag from Hermione and took a handful of sugar, and dumped it into his mouth. His eyes lit up and he continued to eat the sugar. When the sun finally rose, Hermione was on her fourth book that she had brought out here to read and Harry was muttering to himself, while giggling.

Ginny came out holding a red balloon and wearing a clown wig. She was humming a song she'd heard on the WWN. She saw Harry and made a beeline for him.

"Hey Harry" she said happily.

Harry broke out in hysterical laughter and couldn't stop. Ginny frowned.

"What's so funny?" she asked.

"I-don't-know" he choked out between laughter.

"What the hell" she shrugged and started laughing hysterically too.

Hermione stood up and stretched. She giggled slightly and started 'whooping' loudly. She ran in small circles, flapping her arms like a bird.

Ron walked onto the lawn, somer-saulting down the grass, followed by Neville who was riding a purple horse. "Have you guys seen the bear wearing underwear?" Seamus asked, poking his head out of the whomping willow's branches.

"No" Neville said, cantering past his friends.

"I feel like pie" Hermione mumbled and walked up to the castle.

"Wouldn't pie look good on Hermione?" Harry asked, grinning.

"Harry, I thought you loved me," Ginny said weakly.

"Ginny, I thought you loved me!" Neville yelled, galloping past her on his purple horse.

"Harry, let's get married" Ginny said loudly, her hands on her hips.

"I thought we were married!" Harry laughed.

"What are you on?" Seamus asked sarcastically.

Harry thought, then answered. "Ginny"

"I love you, Harry Potter" Ginny sighed, wrapping her arms around Harry, and pushing him to the ground with passionate kisses.

"Ginny!" Seamus yelled, falling from the Whomping Willow. He pried her off Harry and smacked her. "What about US?!" he roared.

"Seamus, go find Parvati" Ginny growled, throwing herself back onto Harry.

"Let's all have pie!" Ron suggested merrily.

Ginny held one finger up, as to say 'one minute'. Thirty seconds later, she pulled herself from Harry, panting. Harry was looking dazed, as she pulled back from him and pulled him to his feet, as she got to her's.

Harry took a few moments to zoom back into reality and he scooped her up, and carried her up to the grounds, screaming of his love for chocolate cake and blue ducks. They got into the Great Hall, and had a wonderful breakfast of ginger ale and chocolate-covered carrots.

"Has anyone seen my clothes?!" Luna cried out, hurrying into the Great Hall.

"Umbridge has them," Hermione replied, watching Luna run off grinning.

"Let's sing!" Parvati hollered suddenly.

Voldemort ran in, looking terrified. "Albie!" he yelled at the Head Master. "There's a kitty cat outside and he scratched me!" He moved his hand and revealed the smallest little scratch on his arm.

"Aw!" Hermione cried out.

"It's okay, Tommy, we'll get him!" Dumbledore said firmly, pulling a bicycle from under the table, and riding out of the Great Hall with a loud, "WEEEEEEEEE!"

"Let's go home," Harry said to Ginny.

"I love you" Ginny replied.

"We'll come too!" Ron said brightly, taking Harry's hand. Hermione grabbed Ginny's. Snape skipped up and took Ginny's, Voldemort took Snape's and they began skipping from the Great Hall.

"COUGH! COUGH! ROBITUSSIN!" They said in unison.

Disclaimers: -The Harry Potter characters -Robitussin