Cloud: Welcome to the FF7 talk show starring:

Me

the apple

Aeris

Barret

Aeris: I just hope we don't hear that creepy voice here. I had nightmares because of that.

Cloud: Today's topic is " If you got to play with the apple, what would you do?"

Aeris: I'd take it shopping at the mall and buy it clothes.

Cloud: I'm sorry, Aeris. Apples don't wear clothes. Now apple what would you do?

Apple:...

Barret: You know apples don't talk do you.

Cloud: Um.... I think... No.

Barret: I'd eat the apple.

Cloud: No! He's my bestest friend in the whole world.

Barret: Don't you mean best.

Cloud: Shuddup. XP

Aeris: I thought I was your best friend in the whole world.

Cloud: Your my seconed best friend. Hey, do you think you can marry us?

Aeris: How, did you know I was registered to do that?

Cloud: You have to be registered to marry us. Then that means we have to, too.

Aeris: What? Anyways, Is apple a boy or a girl?

Cloud:...Boy.

Aeris: Wait, were you proposing to marry me?

Cloud: Maybe.

Barret: Can you marry me?

Cloud: (whispers to Aeris) When something happens with this planet, Please remind me not to bring Barret.

Aeris: Will you marry me?

Cloud: Nah, nevermind. I'm just going to marry the apple.

Aeris: Fine then. Stupid apple.

Cloud: Come on. Marry us.

(20 minutes later.)

Aeris: Now trade rings.

Cloud: Did you say Ring or rinds. That makes me hungry.

Aeris: STOP TALKING DURING THE CERIMONY! I SAID RINGS!

Cloud: Okay. Don't get so mad

Aeris: You are now husband and... Apple. You may now kiss eachother.

(Barret throws flowers over them.)

(Aeris looks at the apple madly.)

Narrator: Will Cloud find out Aeris' secret plan to kill the apple?

Cloud: WHAT!

Aeris: Stupid voice... um.

Cloud: Really. What did he say? I couldn't hear him.

Aeris: ... He said He wishes he was a teddy gram.

Cloud: Really... Well, see ya next time on the FF7 talk show. And we'll be on Saturn because we still hear the scary voice.

Everyone: Bye.

( Cloud, Aeris, and the apple walk into spaceship.)

Cloud: Sorry, Barret. Theres only 3 chairs.

Barret: But there's 4.

( Cloud throws seat on Barret.)

Cloud: Step on it Aeris.

( Once they get off Mars it explodes.)

All: O o