Cloud: This time its my wife and Aeris at the FF7 talk show. Lets hope we don't have to go to Uranus. Heh, Uranus. Anyways our topic is " Who do you like?"
Aeris: I love everyone.... Except Sephy. He killed me one time and he almost killed me in the first chapter.
Cloud: I love my apple-chan. Isn't that right Appy-poo.
Apple:...
Aeris: Remember what Barret said. Apples can't talk.
Cloud: No. But, Since we have nothing to talk about, I'm taking a nap.
( Falls asleep right away.)
Aeris: Now is mty chance.
( Aeris picks up the apple and starts to eat it.)
Aeris: All done. Stupid apple.
( Cloud wakes up.)
Cloud: Good morning Apple-cha... AAHHHHHH
(Cloud bursts into tears.)
Cloud: Who would be cruel enough to do do something like this! Was it the tomato alians that were going to destroy our world but Cait Sith destroyed it?
Aeris: I saw them. It was terrible. (tries to not smile.)
Cloud: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
( Cloud starts smashing his head on a rock.)
Aeris: It's okay.
Cloud: It's not okay! Apple was my only true love.
( Aeris frowns a little.)
Cloud: At least they could of buried his Corpes.
Aeris: Don't you mean Core?
Cloud: Who cares.
(All of a sudden, I ghostly apple wearing expensive clothes appears.)
Cloud: So you're a girl?
Aeris: What do you want?
Apple: I'm Appledite. Goddess of love and beauty.
Aeris: I thought Aphrodite was the godess of love and beauty.
Applidite: They just messed up on my name and how I look. I ride a twinky, not a clam.
( Aeris and Cloud stare at her.)
Aeris: Okay.
Cloud: Right.
Applidite: For some odd reason, You married an apple, which happened to be me. Oh, and I'd just like to say we're divorced now.
Cloud: What?! Divorced?! Why?! WWAAAHHH!
Aeris: You hurt Cloud's feeling. Anyways, Aren't you the goddess of "LOVE" and beauty?
Applidite: Who said I couldn't divorce.
Cloud: It's no fair! WWWAAAHHHHH!
Applidite: To make you feel better, I'll grant two wishes to each of you. Except me marrying or asking for the apple to be brought back to life.
Cloud: I was I knew if any thing on this planet liked me by loking at a little colored heart above them.
Black:hate
Grey: dislike
white: Dosn't care about him.
Yellow: like
Pink: Cares
Red: Loves
(Every heart was black except Aeris')
Cloud: WWWAAAHHH! Everyone hates me! I wish I was dead!
(Cloud drops dead.)
Aeris: You idiot!
(turns head to applidite)
Applidite: He said he wished he was dead.
(Aeris hits her head with her hand lightly.)
Aeris: And I was going to wish for a mansion and a limo. Oh, well. I'll just ask for a nice house. I wish Cloud was alive.
Cloud: WWWAAAHHH! I wanna be dead.
Aeris: I wish I had everything needed to have a beautiful house.
Cloud: Can we live on Uranus. Hehehehehe.
(Aeris slaps Cloud.)
Cloud: I had it coming.
(10 earth years later. Cloud and Aeris are sitting in expensive chairs near a fire place.)
Aeris: Yay! I'm going to stay young forever.
Cloud: How can we breath without oxygen?
( Aeris shrugged.)
Aeris: How do you think a talk show turned into a sci-fi chick flick.
Cloud: I don't know. Well, THE END.
Aeris: I love everyone.... Except Sephy. He killed me one time and he almost killed me in the first chapter.
Cloud: I love my apple-chan. Isn't that right Appy-poo.
Apple:...
Aeris: Remember what Barret said. Apples can't talk.
Cloud: No. But, Since we have nothing to talk about, I'm taking a nap.
( Falls asleep right away.)
Aeris: Now is mty chance.
( Aeris picks up the apple and starts to eat it.)
Aeris: All done. Stupid apple.
( Cloud wakes up.)
Cloud: Good morning Apple-cha... AAHHHHHH
(Cloud bursts into tears.)
Cloud: Who would be cruel enough to do do something like this! Was it the tomato alians that were going to destroy our world but Cait Sith destroyed it?
Aeris: I saw them. It was terrible. (tries to not smile.)
Cloud: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
( Cloud starts smashing his head on a rock.)
Aeris: It's okay.
Cloud: It's not okay! Apple was my only true love.
( Aeris frowns a little.)
Cloud: At least they could of buried his Corpes.
Aeris: Don't you mean Core?
Cloud: Who cares.
(All of a sudden, I ghostly apple wearing expensive clothes appears.)
Cloud: So you're a girl?
Aeris: What do you want?
Apple: I'm Appledite. Goddess of love and beauty.
Aeris: I thought Aphrodite was the godess of love and beauty.
Applidite: They just messed up on my name and how I look. I ride a twinky, not a clam.
( Aeris and Cloud stare at her.)
Aeris: Okay.
Cloud: Right.
Applidite: For some odd reason, You married an apple, which happened to be me. Oh, and I'd just like to say we're divorced now.
Cloud: What?! Divorced?! Why?! WWAAAHHH!
Aeris: You hurt Cloud's feeling. Anyways, Aren't you the goddess of "LOVE" and beauty?
Applidite: Who said I couldn't divorce.
Cloud: It's no fair! WWWAAAHHHHH!
Applidite: To make you feel better, I'll grant two wishes to each of you. Except me marrying or asking for the apple to be brought back to life.
Cloud: I was I knew if any thing on this planet liked me by loking at a little colored heart above them.
Black:hate
Grey: dislike
white: Dosn't care about him.
Yellow: like
Pink: Cares
Red: Loves
(Every heart was black except Aeris')
Cloud: WWWAAAHHH! Everyone hates me! I wish I was dead!
(Cloud drops dead.)
Aeris: You idiot!
(turns head to applidite)
Applidite: He said he wished he was dead.
(Aeris hits her head with her hand lightly.)
Aeris: And I was going to wish for a mansion and a limo. Oh, well. I'll just ask for a nice house. I wish Cloud was alive.
Cloud: WWWAAAHHH! I wanna be dead.
Aeris: I wish I had everything needed to have a beautiful house.
Cloud: Can we live on Uranus. Hehehehehe.
(Aeris slaps Cloud.)
Cloud: I had it coming.
(10 earth years later. Cloud and Aeris are sitting in expensive chairs near a fire place.)
Aeris: Yay! I'm going to stay young forever.
Cloud: How can we breath without oxygen?
( Aeris shrugged.)
Aeris: How do you think a talk show turned into a sci-fi chick flick.
Cloud: I don't know. Well, THE END.