Chapter 3
Snape opened the door and Ginny bolted in.
"Mummy! We're home!" Ginny yelled, just as her mother was visible in the next room.
"Oh, Molly, can we go swimming? Huh? Please!" Voldemort begged.
Molly came in the kitchen, dressed in seven sweaters and four different skirts, all at different lengths.
"The water's very cold, Tommy" Molly said gently.
"Oh please!" Snape begged.
"Well-"
"YAY!" Voldemort and Snape cheered. They ran out to the pond in the backyard and dove in.
"Aren't you four going? It's very cold!" Molly asked, astonished.
"No, we'll probably go snog for a while" Hermione said seriously. "Come Ron!"
"Well, no one go too far! The last thing we need is children," Molly said hastily, but the couples were already upstairs.
Harry shut the door and Ginny locked it. Harry pulled off his sweater, and sat on the bed. Ginny sat down next to him and began to kiss him. Ron and Hermione busted the lock and came in. Hermione re-locked the door and then the two of them began to snog in the corner.
"Ginny, get your tongue out of Harry's mouth!" Ron screeched at his sister suddenly.
"Ron!" Hermione snapped angrily, panting slightly. She slapped his face. "Concentrate!"
Ginny forced herself from Harry, who was now laying on the bed on his back.
"I wouldn't be talking" she hissed in a whisper, then returning to her snog fest. Ginny, trying to be careful so her brother wouldn't see, was slowly removing Harry's shirt.
"Let's go get ice cream" Hermione said suddenly. Ginny got off Harry, who looking very lost in his own little world. Ron nodded, drooling slightly, as pranced out to get ice cream. "You two coming?" Ron asked Harry and Ginny.
"Give us a moment" Harry managed to say. Hermione shut the door and Ginny sat up completly. Harry sat up and put his shirt back on. He grinned at Ginny and kissed her once more.
Ginny had a horrible desire to get to know Harry even better, but ice cream was soooooo good! Harry slid his arm around her waist and they both went downstairs to get ice cream.
The ice cream was cookies and cream, and Snape and Voldemort were already down in the kitchen, looking wet, but happy.
"Hello all!" Ron said brightly, jumping into a seat.
There was a loud roar outside, a crash and a loud bang. Dumbledore came in minutes later, a small grin on his old face.
"Hello Dumbleydore!" Snape exclaimed. "What a good surprise!"
"Yes, well, that plane didn't exactly land right" he said slowly, but sitting at the table. "But, whatever. Gimme ice cream!"
"Where'd Harry go?" Ginny said suddenly, noticing he wasn't behind her anymore.
"Harry Potter will now go for the gold!" Came Harry's voice from the stairs.
The whole group ran over to the stairs to find Harry sitting at the top of the stairs on a toboggan.
"Go Harry!" Snape cheered.
Harry gave Snape thumbs up and leaned forward, sending the toboggan zooming down the stairs and out the front door, into the snow and bright June sunshine. They all ran outside to see if he was okay.
"It's snowing!" Dumbledore said, amused.
"That's odd. It was just sunny," said Voldemort with a smirk.
Harry walked back towards them, with a fudge-sicle in his hand. Ron gasped.
"Harry, where'd you get that?!" he asked, outraged that he didn't get one too.
"I don't know" Harry said quietly, shrugging. I crashed, and got it"
Ginny folded her arms and sighed. "It's that damn army of squirrels again!"
"Squirrels!" Snape repeated, grinning. "I LOVE squirrels! I had a pet squirrel named Fluffy, but he bit me and I purposely dropped him in a cauldron of burning potion in my anger"
"YOU had a pet squirrel?!" Ron asked, looking like he didn't believe Snape for beans.
Snape nodded. "Who wants to play some football?"
"Sirius!" Harry exclaimed suddenly, seeing his godfather hurry up to him, holding a glass of wine.
"H-hey Harry" he stuttered, trying to focus on his godson. "Look, I've got to tell you a ssssecret" he slurred, stumbling towards Harry blindly.
Harry frowned, and Sirius leaned up to his ear. "The ducks are coming... this is the end!" He exclaimed in a terrified whisper. He pulled back looking frantic.
"Sirius, are you drunk?" Harry asked nervously.
"No!" he said in a high-pitched voice, very unlike his own. He then turned and walked away.
They all stared after him, until he'd vanished. Then Snape gave a loud, shrill giggle. "Come on! Let's make sandwiches!" He cheered.
They all walked to the table in the middle of the yard and started making hundreds and hundreds of peanut butter sandwiches. When the table was finally piled high with sandwiches, they stopped. Voldemort dug his hand into the peanut butter jar and smacked a huge glob on his head.
"Look Dumbleydore!" Voldemort said quickly, pointing at the peanut butter on his head. "I have hair again!"
"What are we going to do with all these sandwiches?" Hermione asked suddenly.
"What else? Throw them in that bucket!" Ginny replied dryly, pointing at a large bucket next to the back door. Harry had a feeling that it was a new bucket.
So they all put all the sandwiches into the bucket and Voldemort still had the lump of peanut butter in his hair, and Harry was finishing his fudge- sicle. When he had, he tossed the stick into the bucket. He pulled out his tap shoes and began to tap dance again.
Just then, footsteps got the silent group's attention. A girl no older than 15 walked towards them. She had chestnut, curly brown hair, purple-framed glasses and greenish-blue eyes.
"Hey guys" the girl said waving, and staring at the bucket full of sandwiches. "Ah, another sandwich party, huh?"
"Who are you?" Hermione screamed, stomping her foot.
"What are you, an angry hippo?" the girl asked curiously.
Hermione screamed in the girl's face as loud as she could. When she was done, the girl blinked back at Hermione.
"Are you through?" she asked kindly.
"I don't like you" Hermione muttered. "Oh thank god! I'm Jacy" she exclaimed.
"Why are you here?" Ginny asked through gritted teeth.
"I dunno" Jacy replied with a shrug. She glanced at Voldemort and her eyes widened. "Oh my god" she breathed, hurrying up to Voldemort. "I watched you on a movie and you were like...mean! And that pet bastard you had, was it trained to obey you? Or what?"
Ginny burst out laughing. "It was basilisk!" She began laughing harder, and she continued. "I'd know, it almost killed me!" she exclaimed through tears of laughter.
Harry began giggling again. "Yeah, me too!" he exclaimed. They began laughing hysterically together and Jacy began digging frantically in her pockets for something.
She pulled out her wallet and stared inside. She gasped and stuffed her wallet in her pocket again. "Sea monkey's got my money!" she cried out, running off for the pond and diving in.
Snape folded his arms. "Not fair. I wanted to go swimming" he muttered.
"Let's go stand over there!" Dumbledore exclaimed, jumping up and down and pointing to door. So Dumbledore, Harry, Ginny, Snape, Voldemort, Hermione and Ron walked over to the door and stood there for a long time.
Disclaimers:
-The Harry Potter characters -The 'Sea money's got my money' part is property of Finding Nemo -Jacy is a real person and a great friend of mine. And if you are wondering, how she acts in the story is pretty much the image of her in real life! -The basilisk/bastard joke is property of Jacy as she accidentally told me the scariest thing in the Chamber of Secrets move was the "bastard"
Snape opened the door and Ginny bolted in.
"Mummy! We're home!" Ginny yelled, just as her mother was visible in the next room.
"Oh, Molly, can we go swimming? Huh? Please!" Voldemort begged.
Molly came in the kitchen, dressed in seven sweaters and four different skirts, all at different lengths.
"The water's very cold, Tommy" Molly said gently.
"Oh please!" Snape begged.
"Well-"
"YAY!" Voldemort and Snape cheered. They ran out to the pond in the backyard and dove in.
"Aren't you four going? It's very cold!" Molly asked, astonished.
"No, we'll probably go snog for a while" Hermione said seriously. "Come Ron!"
"Well, no one go too far! The last thing we need is children," Molly said hastily, but the couples were already upstairs.
Harry shut the door and Ginny locked it. Harry pulled off his sweater, and sat on the bed. Ginny sat down next to him and began to kiss him. Ron and Hermione busted the lock and came in. Hermione re-locked the door and then the two of them began to snog in the corner.
"Ginny, get your tongue out of Harry's mouth!" Ron screeched at his sister suddenly.
"Ron!" Hermione snapped angrily, panting slightly. She slapped his face. "Concentrate!"
Ginny forced herself from Harry, who was now laying on the bed on his back.
"I wouldn't be talking" she hissed in a whisper, then returning to her snog fest. Ginny, trying to be careful so her brother wouldn't see, was slowly removing Harry's shirt.
"Let's go get ice cream" Hermione said suddenly. Ginny got off Harry, who looking very lost in his own little world. Ron nodded, drooling slightly, as pranced out to get ice cream. "You two coming?" Ron asked Harry and Ginny.
"Give us a moment" Harry managed to say. Hermione shut the door and Ginny sat up completly. Harry sat up and put his shirt back on. He grinned at Ginny and kissed her once more.
Ginny had a horrible desire to get to know Harry even better, but ice cream was soooooo good! Harry slid his arm around her waist and they both went downstairs to get ice cream.
The ice cream was cookies and cream, and Snape and Voldemort were already down in the kitchen, looking wet, but happy.
"Hello all!" Ron said brightly, jumping into a seat.
There was a loud roar outside, a crash and a loud bang. Dumbledore came in minutes later, a small grin on his old face.
"Hello Dumbleydore!" Snape exclaimed. "What a good surprise!"
"Yes, well, that plane didn't exactly land right" he said slowly, but sitting at the table. "But, whatever. Gimme ice cream!"
"Where'd Harry go?" Ginny said suddenly, noticing he wasn't behind her anymore.
"Harry Potter will now go for the gold!" Came Harry's voice from the stairs.
The whole group ran over to the stairs to find Harry sitting at the top of the stairs on a toboggan.
"Go Harry!" Snape cheered.
Harry gave Snape thumbs up and leaned forward, sending the toboggan zooming down the stairs and out the front door, into the snow and bright June sunshine. They all ran outside to see if he was okay.
"It's snowing!" Dumbledore said, amused.
"That's odd. It was just sunny," said Voldemort with a smirk.
Harry walked back towards them, with a fudge-sicle in his hand. Ron gasped.
"Harry, where'd you get that?!" he asked, outraged that he didn't get one too.
"I don't know" Harry said quietly, shrugging. I crashed, and got it"
Ginny folded her arms and sighed. "It's that damn army of squirrels again!"
"Squirrels!" Snape repeated, grinning. "I LOVE squirrels! I had a pet squirrel named Fluffy, but he bit me and I purposely dropped him in a cauldron of burning potion in my anger"
"YOU had a pet squirrel?!" Ron asked, looking like he didn't believe Snape for beans.
Snape nodded. "Who wants to play some football?"
"Sirius!" Harry exclaimed suddenly, seeing his godfather hurry up to him, holding a glass of wine.
"H-hey Harry" he stuttered, trying to focus on his godson. "Look, I've got to tell you a ssssecret" he slurred, stumbling towards Harry blindly.
Harry frowned, and Sirius leaned up to his ear. "The ducks are coming... this is the end!" He exclaimed in a terrified whisper. He pulled back looking frantic.
"Sirius, are you drunk?" Harry asked nervously.
"No!" he said in a high-pitched voice, very unlike his own. He then turned and walked away.
They all stared after him, until he'd vanished. Then Snape gave a loud, shrill giggle. "Come on! Let's make sandwiches!" He cheered.
They all walked to the table in the middle of the yard and started making hundreds and hundreds of peanut butter sandwiches. When the table was finally piled high with sandwiches, they stopped. Voldemort dug his hand into the peanut butter jar and smacked a huge glob on his head.
"Look Dumbleydore!" Voldemort said quickly, pointing at the peanut butter on his head. "I have hair again!"
"What are we going to do with all these sandwiches?" Hermione asked suddenly.
"What else? Throw them in that bucket!" Ginny replied dryly, pointing at a large bucket next to the back door. Harry had a feeling that it was a new bucket.
So they all put all the sandwiches into the bucket and Voldemort still had the lump of peanut butter in his hair, and Harry was finishing his fudge- sicle. When he had, he tossed the stick into the bucket. He pulled out his tap shoes and began to tap dance again.
Just then, footsteps got the silent group's attention. A girl no older than 15 walked towards them. She had chestnut, curly brown hair, purple-framed glasses and greenish-blue eyes.
"Hey guys" the girl said waving, and staring at the bucket full of sandwiches. "Ah, another sandwich party, huh?"
"Who are you?" Hermione screamed, stomping her foot.
"What are you, an angry hippo?" the girl asked curiously.
Hermione screamed in the girl's face as loud as she could. When she was done, the girl blinked back at Hermione.
"Are you through?" she asked kindly.
"I don't like you" Hermione muttered. "Oh thank god! I'm Jacy" she exclaimed.
"Why are you here?" Ginny asked through gritted teeth.
"I dunno" Jacy replied with a shrug. She glanced at Voldemort and her eyes widened. "Oh my god" she breathed, hurrying up to Voldemort. "I watched you on a movie and you were like...mean! And that pet bastard you had, was it trained to obey you? Or what?"
Ginny burst out laughing. "It was basilisk!" She began laughing harder, and she continued. "I'd know, it almost killed me!" she exclaimed through tears of laughter.
Harry began giggling again. "Yeah, me too!" he exclaimed. They began laughing hysterically together and Jacy began digging frantically in her pockets for something.
She pulled out her wallet and stared inside. She gasped and stuffed her wallet in her pocket again. "Sea monkey's got my money!" she cried out, running off for the pond and diving in.
Snape folded his arms. "Not fair. I wanted to go swimming" he muttered.
"Let's go stand over there!" Dumbledore exclaimed, jumping up and down and pointing to door. So Dumbledore, Harry, Ginny, Snape, Voldemort, Hermione and Ron walked over to the door and stood there for a long time.
Disclaimers:
-The Harry Potter characters -The 'Sea money's got my money' part is property of Finding Nemo -Jacy is a real person and a great friend of mine. And if you are wondering, how she acts in the story is pretty much the image of her in real life! -The basilisk/bastard joke is property of Jacy as she accidentally told me the scariest thing in the Chamber of Secrets move was the "bastard"