I Want My Body Back!

Chapter One

OH NO!


Author: I know I haven't finished all my other stories but I had another idea! I just have to write it down before I forget! Well I hope you enjoy it! I am having writer's block for all the other stories, please help me!

Summary: Kaoru wishes upon a star hoping to find out Kenshin's feeling for her. Somehow they end up in each other bodies! See how they live each other lives without the Kenshin-gumi knowing their secret.


Kaoru was sitting outside her dojo on one quiet evening. Yahiko was working at the Akabeko, Megumi was working at the clinic, and Sano was gambling with his friends. Kenshin just finished cleaning the dishes when he saw Kaoru sitting outside. Kenshin went into his room to get her a blanket.

Kaoru felt something warm around her. When she turned around she saw violet eyes. She gave a genuine smile, and Kenshin returned her smile back with one of his own.

Kaoru: Kenshin...what do you see me as?

Kenshin thought about it for a sec and replied

Kenshin: Sessha see you as a friend and like a sister. You mean a lot to me Kaoru-dono.

Kaoru looked down in disappointment. Then Kenshin cried out something.

Kenshin: Kaoru-dono look a shooting star, make a wish!

Kaoru: 'I wish there was someway for me to find out if Kenshin loves me'

Kenshin: 'I wish there was someway for me to find out if there are easier way to get stains out of clothing'

Kenshin: Did you make a wish Kaoru-dono?

Kaoru: Hai! I hope it comes true!

Kenshin: What did you wish for?

Kaoru then put one finger on her lips and shook her head

Kaoru: If I tell you it won't come true

Kenshin laughed and stood up

Kenshin: Sessha is going to wait for Yahiko at the gate, its best that you rest Kaoru-dono that you do

Kaoru: Okay, Kenshin, Goodnight

Kenshin smiled and said

Kenshin: Goodnight Kaoru-dono and sweet dreams.

When Yahiko came back all of them went to bed, the both of them did not know what was waiting for them the next morning. . .

Kaoru's Room

Kenshin had opened his eyes and felt a slight pain on his forehead

Kenshin: Sessha better go make dinner for Kaoru-dono, Yahiko, and Sano before they get mad.

Kenshin noticed that he was wearing Kaoru's yukata, he also notice that he was in Kaoru's room, and something coming out of his chest . . .

Kenshin: OROOOOOO?!!?!?!??!?!?! DID I TURN INTO A WOMAN?

Kenshin took Kaoru's mirror and looked at himself and gasped

Kenshin: HOW- WHY DO I LOOK LIKE KAORU-DONO?!?

Battousai: Hey baka, why don't you look at her goods?

Kenshin: That would be wrong even though Sessha thinks we may have switched bodies somehow

Battousai: Well you will have to look at it eventually, just don't go around touching yourself, you don't want to look more gay then you already do, do you?

Kenshin: What do you mean by that?

Battousai: Pink Assassin = GAY! You do the math

Kenshin: It's not pink! Its magenta! Ma-gen-ta!

Battousai was about to say something until they heard Kaoru screamed

Kenshin: Sessha thinks she might have found out

Battousai: No, Really? Because I think she likes screaming

Kenshin: ha-ha very funny!

With that Kenshin rushed to his room where Kaoru was

Kenshin's room

Kaoru opened her eyes and put her hand on her head

Kaoru: Dang! My head hurts! I better get ready to give Yahiko a lesson, a lesson her won't forget! Hahaha!

Kaoru looked around in the room for her training gi, but it was no where to be found, all the belongings belonged to Kenshin

Kaoru: Am I in Kenshin's room?

Kaoru then saw his under wear on the floor and began to blush, putting her hand on her (Kenshin) left cheek.

Kaoru: Did I cut my self or something?

Kaoru felt Kenshin scar without knowing it was his, Kaoru then notice that she was wearing Kenshin clothes, and the fact she had red hair

Kaoru: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Why-how AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kaoru then fainted with her eyes open upon seeing herself who was kneeling next to her

Kaoru: 'Am I looking at myself?!?!?!?'

Kenshin: Kaoru-dono are you alright?

Kaoru: Iie! Did something happen that I am not aware of?

Kenshin: Sessha think we might be in each other bodies

Kaoru: How?

Kenshin: Sessha do not know that I do

Kaoru: 'Is it because of the wish I made? It can't be I didn't wish for this'

Kenshin: It's best that we don't tell the others, they might think we were crazy

Kaoru: Ok, I guess we have to act like each other until we find a way out of this mess.

Kenshin: Sessha agree and I guess I'm gonna call you Kenshin from now on

Kaoru: Same here and you better cut out that Sessha crap and Kenshin, I better not find you looking at me- I mean yourself naked!!

Kenshin: ORO!? Then how do Sessha change? Do Sessha really have to wear a kimono?

Kaoru: Just try not to look at yourself and yes you have to, I'll show you how to put it on. And I told you to not to say Sessha anymore

Kenshin: Hai, Kaoru-dono, I guess I have to teach Yahiko today

Kaoru: And I guess I have to do your usual chores, cleaning, washing, cooking. . .WAIT I CANT COOK!

Kenshin: Don't worry Kaoru-dono we'll think of something

Suddenly the door opened reveling a very tried Yahiko who saw Kenshin and Kaoru in their night clothes next to each other on the same futon.

Yahiko: What's going on here? Did you guys sleep together?!

Kenshin and Kaoru: 'oh no!' uhhhhhh


Author: I'm just gonna leave it like that. So I hope you liked it and I hope you review and review!!!!!!! Sorry for not updating on the other stories as I said before I have writer's block!!!!!! nn ' Sorrry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!