I Want My Body Back!
Chapter Two
Breakfast
Author: Well I hope you liked this story because there more where that came from. Well I hope you enjoy it! I'm not going to write for this story for a while until I catch up on my other stories.
Last time
Suddenly the door opened reveling a very tried Yahiko who saw Kenshin and Kaoru in their night clothes next to each other on the same futon.
Yahiko: What's going on here? Did you guys sleep together?!
Kenshin and Kaoru: 'oh no!' uhhhhhh
(Remember that they switched bodies so whatever they say the Kenshin–gumi will think it's the other one is saying it. Confusing? Yeah me too. You'll get it when you read along.)
Kaoru: Yahiko-chan what are you doing in here! Get out!!
Yahiko was taken back; Kenshin had never ever yelled at him or called him chan before
Kaoru slapped her forehead and forgot that she's in Kenshin's body so she has to be nice to the little brat.
Kaoru: Gomen Yahiko, I just have this major headache and Kaoru . . dono came in to check on me, excuse my behavior I was out of line, that I . . . was
Yahiko: Whew for a second there I thought you were acting like Busu over here
Kenshin knew that Yahiko knew that Kaoru would yell at him, but he had never yelled someone before except in battle, but he knew he had too
Kenshin: Why you . . . little. . . brat. . .?
Kaoru sweatdropped at Kenshin acting, that wasn't like her at all
Yahiko was surprised at Kaoru's (who was actually Kenshin) reaction, he thought she would have more screaming involve
Yahiko: Well ok . . . I'm going to be in the dojo training until breakfast is ready, hope you feel better Kenshin
When Yahiko was done talking he closed to door (I think it's called a shoji or something I don't know!?) he began to ponder as he walked toward the dojo
Yahiko: 'Kenshin and Kaoru is acting weird, I wonder what happened yesterday night'
Yahiko just forgot about it and went on with his training
Back to Kenshin and Kaoru
Kaoru: Kenshin that was the worst impression of me ever!!!
Kenshin: Sorry Kaoru-dono it's hard for me to act mean like you do
Kaoru: Are you calling me mean?!?!?!
Kaoru wanted to hurt him but she couldn't because she be hurting herself but if they do get back in their bodies uh oh!
Kenshin sweatdropped and began to laugh very nervously
Kenshin: Sessha meant that your very discipline
Kaoru: Ok Kenshin, I'll forgive you if you do something for me
Kenshin: What is it? I'll do anything for you
Kaoru: Well I want you to cook breakfast
Kenshin: That's all? Why? You're are a very good cook
Kaoru: You know I'm a bad cook beside I want to see their faces when I co-I mean you cook a good meal for them, I just want them to have some confidence in me
Kenshin: Okay Kaoru-dono I'll do it
Kaoru: Arigatou Kenshin
Kenshin: Umm. . . I guess I'm going to change in your training gi
Kaoru: Ok, I'm going to change in your pink gi
Kenshin: It's not pink!
Kaoru: I know but I like teasing you once and a while
Kenshin: Ha-ha! I better get going
Kenshin stood up and went toward Kaoru's room
Kaoru began to rub her temple and picked up Kenshin's gi when the door open
Kenshin: Uhhh . . . where is your gi?
Kaoru fell anime style
Breakfast
Kenshin was cooking while Yahiko was training and Kaoru was doing to laundry until they heard someone at the gate they knew it was Sano and kept doing what they were doing
Sano: Kenshin where's breakfast? I smell something and I'm guessing it's your cooking!
Sano then made his way toward the kitchen when he saw Kenshin (who was Kaoru) doing the laundry
Sano: Hey Kenshin aren't you cooking breakfast?
Kaoru: No, Kaoru-dono is cooking. 'Mou it feels weird saying that I'm cooking who is really Kenshin but who is in me who is the one really cooking, mou now I'm confused'
Sano: Are you crazy she'll poison us all!
Kaoru had a real hard time keeping a straight smile and resisting knocking Sano back to Kyoto. She really had a hard time suppressing her anger but she had to do it
Kaoru: I'm sure she'll do fine just give her a chance; I'm sure it will taste fine, that it does
Sano: When pigs fly and hell freezes over and I pay Tae my fee and wearing a kimono will be the day
Kaoru: I'm sure it will happen one of these days. 'This is going to be a very long day'
Table
Kenshin and Kaoru set the food on the table and Yahiko was called from the dojo to eat
Yahiko: I bet Kenshin cooked us this
Sano: Guess Again
Yahiko: Please don't tell me
Yahiko turned his head toward a certain instructor
Kenshin knew what to do because Kaoru gave him some pointers in dealing with situations like this before breakfast and vise versa
Kenshin: Yahiko are you implying something? Hmmm!
Kenshin then pulled out Kaoru's magical bokken
Kenshin: 'Even though I'm in Kaoru-dono's body I still don't even know how I did that?!'
Yahiko got the message and began to put food in his food in his bowl so did Sano, then they saw Kaoru eye them they began to put food in their mouth and chew
Kenshin: 'It's so hard to be mean, it causes me wrinkles, and it'll ruin my complexion!'
Yahiko and Sano was shocked as they swallow their food
Sano: This . . . is good
Yahiko: Yeah . . .
They were shocked at how Kaoru the tomboy they knew cooked an edible meal
Yahiko: It's a sign!!!! It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!!
Yahiko began to run in circles outside screaming while everyone else sweatdrop
Sano: Oh my God! There is only one explanation!!!!!!! Hell froze!!!!
Kaoru: I think I see a pig flying too and a certain someone saying they'll wear a kimono
Kaoru sounded as innocent as she could while smiling
Sano: I-I have no idea what you are talking about
Kenshin wanted to join the fun
Kenshin: But I didn't hear Kenshin saying anyone name, why did you think it was you
Sano: I can understand that Jou-chan wanted to join in the fun of making fun of me, but Kenshin I never thought you start it
Kaoru looked a little worried but thought of an excuse
Kaoru: Well Sessha 'That felt weird saying Sessha' has a headache so Sessha starts to act delirious
Sano began to looking at Kenshin with curiosity
Sano: Okay I believe you sometime that happens 'I wonder what cause him that headache? I heard that Kenshin and Jou-chan we're alone yesterday and Yahiko told me he found them in the room together this morning.'
Kaoru: Okay, because that what really happened, that it did 'What a sucker'
Sano: 'I can't believe that he believe that I would believe that crap, what a sucker'
Kenshin: Yahiko come in here and finish your breakfast so I can give a lesson after your done!
Yahiko came back inside and sat down and ate
Kaoru: This is wonderful Kaoru-dono!
Kenshin: Arigatou Kenshin!
Kenshin felt a little worried because of what he did while changing (hinthint )
Yahiko: I still can't believe you cooked this busu
Kenshin: Well believe it!
Kaoru then leaned over to Kenshin and whispered
Kaoru: I think its going great they don't suspect anything
Kenshin: I agree, nothing can go wrong
Then they heard a sound that was oddly familiar at the gate
Someone: OHohohohohohohoo
Kenshin: Let me rephrase that something can go wrong
Kaoru: 'Hmm this gives me a chance to do something'
Author: I wonder what Kaoru is planning when she's in Kenshin's body? Wait I know whats going to happen next! If you want to know what happens next then review. Thanks for all your reviews you reviewers! I am here to reply your review.
Reviewers Responses:
Galenahaiel: Thanks! I just came up with Kenshin's wish when my mom was doing the laundry! It will be interesting if you keep reading it!
sailor-z-360: I hope it finishes it too but I might make it longer. Kenshin might look at her if you read this chapter. He is not a good boy, he's a naughty boy, he does have Battousai in him! Hehehe!
kitya youko: Thanks! I am going to continue!
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Suicidal-Typos: I know I should've continued it but I wanted to have my story up as soon as possible! Sorry! I did update!
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Colhan3000: I hope you like it! The wish that Kenshin made was inspired by my mommy doing laundry! I knew someone was going to ask how Kaoru will know Kenshin's feelings for her! But your right your gonna find out later!!!!!
Sailor Kenshin: Well wait no longer because I've updated!